[Copypasta] If my Bitcoin and my girl both drowning

twitchquotes: If my BitcoinπŸ’²πŸ’° and my girlπŸ˜πŸ‘° both drowning😱🌊 and I could only save one😀😬 Catch me HODL'ing at my girls funeralπŸ˜”πŸ‘»πŸŒΉ Cuz its To The Moon or Nothing, kiddo πŸ’°πŸ’―πŸ”₯πŸ˜ŽπŸ“ˆπŸ’²
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January 2018
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How to commit all 7 deadly sins at once

If you angerly masturbate to another guy's money and jizz in your mouth and compliment yourself for the taste when you're on your shift at work, then you've committed all 7 sins... with room to spare.
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why is this game looks like 1998 fidget spinner simulator?

twitchquotes: why is this game looks like 1998 fidget spinner simulator ???
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Hello Kripp, Deathgarden developer here

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp, Deathgarden developer here. I finally see that you got your vegan bitch ass to work. Remember, you're forced by contract to show off this game in all its splendor. And not only I'm paying you with a fuckton of money, but you also might get your wife back soon enough. So you better start getting some kills and play decently, or you will have to say goodbye to your midget dog. Happy gaming.
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Hello Chat! I like attention

twitchquotes: Hello Chat! My name is Attention Whore. I only speak in large paragraphs or spam in short messages all in caps. I will consistently spam profanity almost in an attempt to find the boundaries of what is a bannable offense. Please yell at me and give me all your attention. Thank you for understanding and don't copy and paste this :) :)
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