[Copypasta] If my Bitcoin and my girl both drowning

twitchquotes: If my BitcoinπŸ’²πŸ’° and my girlπŸ˜πŸ‘° both drowning😱🌊 and I could only save one😀😬 Catch me HODL'ing at my girls funeralπŸ˜”πŸ‘»πŸŒΉ Cuz its To The Moon or Nothing, kiddo πŸ’°πŸ’―πŸ”₯πŸ˜ŽπŸ“ˆπŸ’²
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Sorry I dropped my bag of doritos

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How do you do, fellow homosexuals?

Hello, fellow homosexuals. It is us, [MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION]. Here to remind you that we support your lifestyle now that it has been federally legalised and it is completely socially safe, allowing for us to capitalise on your existence now it's mainstream. Look, we even changed the colours of [LOGO]! Why did we wait this long to come out and 'support' you? Haha, no more questions, homosexual. Buy our product. Buy our product. BUY OUR PRODUCT.
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Jared, one final ff

twitchquotes: The year is 2027, Jared has just returned from his third tour in North Korea. Each time he fired his rifle he whispered the same word, "/ff". He looks down to the 9mm in his belt and dreams of seeing imaqtpie and Dom one last time, one final "/ff'
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Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

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