[Copypasta] If my Bitcoin and my girl both drowning

twitchquotes: If my Bitcoin๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ’ฐ and my girl๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ฐ both drowning๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐ŸŒŠ and I could only save one๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ฌ Catch me HODL'ing at my girls funeral๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŒน Cuz its To The Moon or Nothing, kiddo ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’ฒ
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January 2018
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A fine capitalist girl

twitchquotes: I may beโœŠ a communist ๐Ÿšฉโš’โญ๏ธ but if i see๐Ÿ‘€ a fine ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜ฉ capitalist ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ girl ๐Ÿ‘ฑโ€โ™€๏ธ you bet๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ™Œ imma be tryna seize ๐Ÿ‘ the means of dat booty ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฏ
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April 2019

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DON'T MAKE IT TOO OBVIOUS ROOKIE

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head HELLO ROOKIE, DONโ€™T MAKE IT TOO OBVIOUS ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head
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October 2018
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This guy's DDOS is crazy

twitchquotes: โ˜‘ โ€œThis guy's DDOS is CRAZY!โ€ โ˜‘ โ€œMy ISP can't win against a DDOS like thatโ€ โ˜‘ "He NEEDED precisely this IP to win" โ˜‘ โ€œHe used the only DDOS site the that could beat meโ€ โ˜‘ "He had the perfect programโ€ โ˜‘ โ€œThere was nothing I could doโ€ โ˜‘ โ€œI streamed that perfectly"!!!
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My brother wonโ€™t stop saying โ€œITS MORBING TIME!โ€

Someone for the fucking life of me help my brother (22) wonโ€™t stop saying โ€œITS MORBING TIME!โ€ he found these words on fb or something and said its stuck in his mind and everytime he wakes up, shits, sleeps, pisses, EVERYTHING he says โ€œits morbing time!โ€ Iโ€™m losing my sanity, fuck you morbius. That was very un-morb
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Kripp please lick your knee

twitchquotes: Please for the love of god Kripp just lick your goddam knee. I've been sitting here for 10 hours straight watching that boney *** knee of yours by your big lushous mouth. Please just fulfill this one wish I have and lick that sexy *** knee of yours so I can blow my creamy load all over myself and slowly fall into a deep sleep.
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March 2014
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