[Copypasta] If my Bitcoin and my girl both drowning

twitchquotes: If my Bitcoin๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ’ฐ and my girl๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ฐ both drowning๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐ŸŒŠ and I could only save one๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ฌ Catch me HODL'ing at my girls funeral๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŒน Cuz its To The Moon or Nothing, kiddo ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’ฒ
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January 2018
(โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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This is the shittiest reply ever

twitchquotes: This is the shittiest reply ever. Fortnite requires movement, editing, building, rotating, and hitting shots. There are not โ€œpositionsโ€ in Fortnite. A kickers job is LITERALLY to kick. Horrible analogy, kind of embarrassing.
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December 2019

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You guys need to remove the American flags from the courtroom in NoPixel

You guys ๐Ÿ‘จ need to remove โŒ the American flags ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and seals from the courtroom ๐Ÿ‘จ โš–๏ธ in nopixel. your idea of court ๐Ÿ‘ฉ โš–๏ธ does not represent the American ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ judicial system at all and serves only as propaganda ๐Ÿง and is perverting the sense of the judicial system to impressionable youth ๐Ÿ‘ถ . to protect yourselves ๐Ÿฉน you should probably fix ๐Ÿ”จ it before it becomes an actual legal problem just a heads up ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ†™ considering you guys are European ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
December 2021

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twitchquotes: ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฃ๐˜บ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜๐˜š๐˜—
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July 2017

A chef explaining why air fryers are a scam on r/unpopularopinion

As a chef, itโ€™s an insult to hear โ€œair fryers are as good as fryingโ€. Air fryers are fucking bullshit scams and are just convection ovens with an extra fan added. Seriously, pan searing or regular baking will always be better. I swear to shit Jared if I hear you compare fried chicken to air fried chicken one more time Iโ€™m gonna smack the gob out of you. Edit: Iโ€™m in danger, I never realized how deep the air fryer fandom goes. I will die on this hill Edit2: Iโ€™ll never stop upvoting and loving you all butโ€ฆ but Iโ€™m just gonna go cry about something totally different.. Edit3: i think id be a lot less upset if it was called an โ€œextra air ovenโ€ as its a convection oven with extra fans. Edit4: if I had a dollar for every comment โ€œyou clearly donโ€™t own an air fryerโ€ Iโ€™d be able to put it towards a new toaster oven. Edit5: the chances of getting doxxed over kitchen appliances isnโ€™t high.. but never zero. Edit6: apparently air fryers are taking my job? Sorry boys and girls, no more foi gras for the rich.
November 2021

Reynad the Saltnosed Streamer

twitchquotes: ส• อกโ—Š อœโ—‰ อกโ—Š ส” Reynad the Saltnosed Streamer, had a very Salty Nose. All of the other Streamers laughed and used to call him names. BibleThump Then one salty Krippmas Eve, Forsen came to say, "Reynad with your salt so bright, won't you topdeck my sleigh tonight?" Then all Streamers loved him as they jerked off with glee, Reynad the Saltnosed Streamer, you'll go down in history! ส• อกโ—Š อœโ—‰ อกโ—Š ส”
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December 2014
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