[Copypasta] If my Bitcoin and my girl both drowning

twitchquotes: If my BitcoinπŸ’²πŸ’° and my girlπŸ˜πŸ‘° both drowning😱🌊 and I could only save one😀😬 Catch me HODL'ing at my girls funeralπŸ˜”πŸ‘»πŸŒΉ Cuz its To The Moon or Nothing, kiddo πŸ’°πŸ’―πŸ”₯πŸ˜ŽπŸ“ˆπŸ’²
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