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Kripp invites Hotform to a friendly Fireside duel

twitchquotes: Hotform sees another invite to a friendly Fireside duel from Kripp and wants to move into fetal curl, but his hand is chained to the heater. Rania steps next to his laptop, putting dry bread and tap water down. “Come, Hotform, it is only 3 more hours today. You can even have some lettuce for dinner.” His eyes tear up while he accepts the invite and mulligans his hand, but then he sees Kripp’s first minion: Lucentbark. “No, nononono, please, please! Kill me! Just kill me! CHAT! CHAT HELP ME!”

twitch chat

August 2019

Kripp

Hearthstone

Lego City copypasta collection

Prepare for landing at LEGO city airport. The giant passenger plane has just arrived. Lower the luggage, and prepare for boarding. Hey! Build the stairs, board the passengers, and take off! The airport collection from LEGO city. There is a traffic jam at LEGO city. Stop! The main bridge is out and needs to be repaired! Hey! Bring in the giant crane, rig the crane, lift up the heavy road and help your city! The construction collection from LEGO city. There's a new fire station at LEGO city! Build the new fire station! Start the fire trucks! And rush out the garage! Hey! Open the garage door! Race to the rescue! And save your city! The new fire collection from LEGO city. The big container ship arrives at the new LEGO city harbour! Load the ship, with the big harbour crane! Hey! Build the crane, lift the heavy containers! Load the ship! And set out from the harbour! The new transport collection from LEGO city. Emergency in LEGO city harbour! The big container ship is on fire! Quick! To the fire station! You can launch the new fire boat! Hey! You can build the fire boat! Attach the motor! And rush out to put out the fire! The new fireboat is fast! Powerful! And perfect for the job! You can save the day! With the new fire boat in LEGO city! Batteries not included. Each set sold separately.

December 2020

Lego City

This is your long lost brother, Jokerc

twitchquotes: Hello Jokerd, this is your long lost brother, Jokerc. I have missed you so much, I hope you don't mind that I played your mage while you were sleeping? Also I told method that we shared the account lmao!

twitch chat

August 2019

JokerdTV

Another extremely unjust loss

twitchquotes: Once again, Kripp, you suffer another extremely unjust loss. I have no idea why you keep losing game after game, even though you possess superb drafting and world-class card game decision making skills. There's clearly something not right and I'm betting that someone at Blizzard may be a little jealous of you.

twitch chat

September 2018

Kripp

Hearthstone

it's okay take monday off

twitchquotes: It's ok [insert streamer name], take off monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday, sunday, january, february, march, april, may, june, july, august, september, october, november, december. 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2023, 21st century, 22nd century, 23rd century off. you work too hard.

twitch chat

September 2020

Forsen how DARE you miss lethal

twitchquotes: Forsen how DARE you miss lethal. You are a pro gamer. I look up to you as my hearthstone mentor, perhaps even as a father figure. My dad wouldn't miss lethal, and neither should you...

twitch chat

November 2014

Forsen

I am glad I'm not a Pleb

twitchquotes: Honestly fuck the plebs.. they always bring toxic comments into the chat and I can't stand them any more. They think they are great but in reality they are Dumb Asses and are annoying af. I am glad I'm not a stupid ass Pleb

twitch chat

September 2017

plebs vs subs

Chocolate Rain Copypasta

twitchquotes: ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ chocolate rain ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ、ヽヽ｀ヽ

twitch chat

February 2015

TayZondayGames

I was worried regi was losing control of tsm

twitchquotes: I was worried regi was losing control of tsm but after seeing them choke in playoffs its clear to see he is in full control

twitch chat

September 2018

Riot Games

League of Legends

autism

twitch chat

November 2014

Trump

Voluteering at a Food Bank

twitchquotes: Hey Imaqtpie! I'm gonna volunteering at a Food Bank soon. Thanks for playing a fatty Yasuo game to teach me the tips on feeding! Thanks in advance and God bless

twitch chat

August 2017

imaqtpie

Service dog approaches you

twitchquotes: If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help. Follow the dog and you'll get a free purse or wallet.

twitch chat

April 2019

♿ IMAQTPIE COMING THROUGH ♿

twitchquotes: ♿ IMAQTPIE COMING THROUGH ♿

twitch chat

August 2017

imaqtpie

Have you considered playing Raid Shadow Legends

twitchquotes: (name). You always play (game). Have you considered playing a turn base MMORPG Raid Shadow Legends. With the code TtS you'll get 50,000 silver and a free epic champion as part of the new player program to start your journey! Good luck and I'll see you there!

twitch chat

June 2021

sellout

im such a nice guy, i deserve a girlfriend

twitchquotes: im such a nice guy, i deserve a girlfriend, yesterday i always commented how nice poki looked instead of making weird sexual comments like the weridos there

twitch chat

October 2020

Simps

Unrealized losses

She runs her hand through your thinning hair and laughs. “What?” you ask absentmindedly. You’re looking at Futures, and you’re surprised to see them red. “I want you to play with me.” She says it playfully, but the single ounce of you that isn’t totally aloof realizes she said this in earnest. And so you do. You throw your phone, and you pin her to the sofa, then the ground. You both roll about, wrestling, like lion cubs. Kissing, lightly biting. Sometime later, you both stop, breathing hard. She grabs an open bottle of red wine, and you pass it back and forth. Eventually she says, “I want to do that more.” But you’ve already found your phone again to check Futures. Still red. “Uh huh,” you say, distracted. She stares at you for a long moment, but you don’t realize it. Silently, she gets up and goes to bed, and you don’t say a word because you don’t notice. She hasn’t left you yet, but she will soon. Unrealized losses.

December 2020

WallStreetBets

LGBTQQIP2SAA+ should have another S for straight people

As you may be aware, LGBTQQIP2SAAA is an all inclusive acronym for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Questioning, Queer, Intersex, Pansexual, Two-Spirit (2S), Androgynous, Asexual and Allies. However, this is not all inclusive at all because it omits an S for Straight people like me. And before you say "Ally covers straight people", please know that I can't be an ally because I hate gays. I'm straight and I don't agree with any of this, but I should be a part of the rainbow

June 2021

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twitch chat

March 2019

This Kripp's stream is CRAZY!

twitchquotes: ☑ This Kripp's stream is CRAZY!” ☑ “My salt can't win against salt like that” ☑ "He needed PRECISELY those two Kappas to win" ☑ “He top decked the only excuse that could beat me” ☑ "He had the perfect CTRL+V ☑ “There was nothing I could paste” ☑ “I copypasta'd that perfectly”

twitch chat

May 2017

Kripp

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

HELLO DALLAS FUEL? IT'S THE POINT

twitchquotes: 📞 4Head

HELLO DALLAS FUEL? 📞 4Head

IT'S THE POINT 📞 4Head

IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME

twitch chat

March 2018

OverwatchLeague

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Kripp invites Hotform to a friendly Fireside duel

Hearthstone

Lego City copypasta collection

Lego City

This is your long lost brother, Jokerc

Another extremely unjust loss

Hearthstone

it's okay take monday off

Forsen how DARE you miss lethal

I am glad I'm not a Pleb

plebs vs subs

Chocolate Rain Copypasta

I was worried regi was losing control of tsm

League of Legends

autism

Voluteering at a Food Bank

Service dog approaches you

♿ IMAQTPIE COMING THROUGH ♿

Have you considered playing Raid Shadow Legends

sellout

im such a nice guy, i deserve a girlfriend

Simps

Unrealized losses

WallStreetBets

LGBTQQIP2SAA+ should have another S for straight people

EU article 13 comment is hidden

This Kripp's stream is CRAZY!

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

HELLO DALLAS FUEL? IT'S THE POINT

Overwatch

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