Ok, so today I was talking to my friend over text. I asked him what's his favorite anime but then he told me that he doesn't watch it and thinks it's boring. I was confused as to why he didn't watch anime. I told him about how much I like to watch anime "for the plot" but he didn't really show much interest. I then asked him if we could play Among Us later but then he said he has to go to church this afternoon. I never knew he was a Christian. I was asking him why he believed in God and he didn't reply so I told him he's intellectually inferior to me and that his parents indoctrinated him into believing in God. I was sending him scientific studies that show proof that atheists are more intellectually superior to people who believe in religion. I later found out that he was attending a funeral at the church.
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Ebolus enchantus
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(โฉ อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)โโโ๏พ. * ใป ๏ฝก๏พ Ebolus enchantus(โฉ อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)โโโ๏พ. * ใป ๏ฝก๏พ Ebolus enchantus(โฉ อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)โโโ๏พ. * ใป ๏ฝก๏พ Ebolus enchantus
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Traveled the entire galaxy trying to find out who asked
โ โ โ โ โ โ .ใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใ๏พ .ใใใใใใใใใใใใใ. ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใใโฆ ใใใใใ,ใใใใใใใ. โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ใใใใใใใใใใใ. .ใใใใใใใใใใใใใ. ใใโฆโ ใโโโใใใ,ใใใใใใใใใ โ ใใใใโ ใใ, โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ .ใใใใใโใใโ ใใใโ .ใ หใใใโ ใโ โโใใ,ใใใใใใ. . โ ใใโ โโใใใใใโ โฆโ ใ . .ใใใใ.ใใใโ . หใใใใใใใใ๏พใใใใใ. .โ ใใโ โโ โโ โโ โโ โโ โโ โโ โโ โโ โโ , *ใใโ . .ใใใใใใใใใใโ โฆ หใใใใใใใใใใใใใใ .โ ใใใใใใใใใใ ใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใใใใใใ. โฆโ ใโโโใใใ,ใใโโโโ โ ใใ .ใใใใใโใใโ ใใใ. หใใใโ ใโ โโใใใใ ใใใใใใใใใใใ, .ใใใ โ โใใโโโโใใใใใโใใใใใ. Traveled the entire galaxy trying to find out who askedโ โ โ โ โ โ โ .ใใใใใใใใใใโ โ โ โฆ โ โ ใใใใใใใใใใใใใใโ โ โ โ โ * โ โ โ .ใใใใใใใใใใ. โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โฆโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ .ใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.ใใใ๏พ .ใใใใใใใใใใใใใ.
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Who Asked?
The Battle of Gamestop rages on.
The Battle of Gamestop rages on.
Pre-market we could hear the bears in no-manโs land, baiting us towards higher prices so the shorts could do their dirty work. I was stationed at the 13.80 line, and knew the morning was going to be hot. I shoveled a breakfast of tendies and said a quick prayer to Father Cohen.
When the bell rang, the bears surged into our trenches. Blood and rainbow fur filled the air and littered the ground. The Diamond Division has seen worse days, and we held firm. As the bears retreated we gave chase to retake ground weโd lost in the past week.
As I caught my breath near the 14.50, I could see bodies everywhere; paper hands who had fallen in earlier battles. One of them groaned and reached a hand towards me. I spat on him and kept moving. No honor in retreat, and no sympathy for self-inflicted wounds.
This war wonโt be won in a day, but it will be won. Tell my wifeโs boyfriend to tell her I love her.
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Smoke weed everyday
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โญโโโโฎโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโญโฎโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑ โโฐโโโณโฎโญโณโโโซโโญโณโโโฎโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑ โฐโโโฎโโฐโฏโโญโฎโโฐโฏโซโโโซโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑ โโฐโโฏโโโโโฐโฏโโญโฎโซโโโซโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑ โฐโโโโปโปโปโปโโโปโฏโฐโปโโโฏโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑ โญโฎโญโฎโญโฎโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโญโฎโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑ โโโโโโโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโโโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑ โโโโโโฃโโโณโโโณโโฏโโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑ โโฐโฏโฐโฏโโโโซโโโซโญโฎโโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑ โฐโฎโญโฎโญโซโโโซโโโซโฐโฏโโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑ โฑโฐโฏโฐโฏโฐโโโปโโโปโโโฏโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑ โญโโโโฎโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโญโฎโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโญโฎ โโญโโโฏโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโโโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโโ โโฐโโโณโฎโญโณโโโณโโณโฎโฑโญโณโโฏโฃโโโณโฎโฑโญโฎโโ โโญโโโซโฐโฏโโโโซโญโซโโฑโโโญโฎโโญโฎโโโฑโโโฐโฏ โโฐโโโโฎโญโซโโโซโโโฐโโฏโโฐโฏโโญโฎโโฐโโฏโโญโฎ โฐโโโโฏโฐโฏโฐโโโปโฏโฐโโฎโญโปโโโปโฏโฐโปโโฎโญโฏโฐโฏ โฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโญโโฏโโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโญโโฏโ โฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฐโโโฏโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฑโฐโโโฏ
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imaqtpie
Twitch is ruining my life!
PLEASE HELP!!! Recently my wife has introduced me to a streaming platform known as twitch. I got so into it I spent a full week only watching my favorite twitch streamers like pokimane and sukkuno. All was well until February 15th where I was having a very important presentation at my job. All eyes were on me when I instinctively said KEKW with a straight face and veins bulging through my neck; I burst out of the workplace so fast my shoes fell off and I slammed into my car so hard I created a sonic boost in the wind and cried to myself saying sadCHAMP. Last Saturday was my grandmas funeral and guess WHAT? I SAID F IN THE CHAT GIVING MY MEMORIAL SPEECH. ARRRGGHHHH I HATE TWITCHC ITS RUINING MY LIFE!!!!1!!1!