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It starts with a surge of adrenaline. Signals flood the nervous system. Pupils race back and forth behind closed eyelids. Then open. Now itβs up to you to decide what to do with it.
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Officer Dongerino of the Blizzard PD
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Kripp, This is Officer Dongerino of the Blizzard PD. We need to question you about adjusting your Windows Clock to get ahead on opening Packs. If any of you copy and paste this, you will be subject to banning from Blizzard games forever. Come with me, Kripp
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Shane Dawson tweet - i didnt fuck my cat
i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)
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Kripp's corgi Fey yips at Kripp
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"Alright, yip at Kripp, I guess" "Haven't yipped at Kripp in a while, let's go yip" "Yipping at Kripp isn't that good, but alright"
"Alright, yip at Kripp, I guess" "Haven't yipped at Kripp in a while, let's go yip" "Yipping at Kripp isn't that good, but alright"
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Kripp
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Kripparrian... this Bro Fist is for you
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As he raises his "Bro Fist" gently against his cam, I raise my donger against my cam. I feel how for that moment, Kripparrian and I become one. My donger starts to shake, and I close my eyes, letting out a small moan as our "Bro Fists" e-touches. "Kripparrian.. this Bro Fist is for you" I whisper to myself. 
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Kripp