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It starts with a surge of adrenaline. Signals flood the nervous system. Pupils race back and forth behind closed eyelids. Then open. Now it’s up to you to decide what to do with it.
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(▀̿Ĺ̯├┬┴┬┴ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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NINJA SUBS = haHAA
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NINJA = 
NINJA SUBS =
NINJA SUBS =
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Ninja
4Head balance cans
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Is that your knee or you just excited to see me?
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is that your knee or you just excited to see me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Kripp
Dongerino goes all bongerino didgeridoo over my keyboard
Kripp's kidney stone surgery
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There was a heated discussion among the medical experts gathered around an operating table, on which laid an unconscious Romanian man in his 30s. "The salt levels are off the charts!" exclaimed a cardiologist. The head surgeon sighs, "I guess this is what you get when you combine a vegan diet and a sedentary lifestyle playing a children's card game." Upon those words the body suddenly stirs, from which a muted voice barely croaks, "Tell...Rania...not to press...the button".
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