[Copypasta] It starts with a surge of adrenaline

twitchquotes: It starts with a surge of adrenaline. Signals flood the nervous system. Pupils race back and forth behind closed eyelids. Then open. Now it’s up to you to decide what to do with it.
twitch chat
March 2019
New HP OMEN gaming laptop ad on Twitch
I used to be a real ad
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octavian will come in your room tonight

twitchquotes: hello my name is octavian i died in a falafel accident 10 years ago unless you copy and paste this 10 times i will come in your room tonight and make you go 0-3 i look like a middle-aged salty vegan
twitch chat
February 2019
Kripp

Hearthstone

RIOT RIOT RIOT

twitchquotes: ᕦ(Γ²_Γ³Λ‡)α•€ RIOT ᕦ(Γ²_Γ³Λ‡)α•€ ᕦ(Γ²_Γ³Λ‡)α•€ RIOT ᕦ(Γ²_Γ³Λ‡)α•€ ᕦ(Γ²_Γ³Λ‡)α•€ RIOT ᕦ(Γ²_Γ³Λ‡)α•€ ᕦ(Γ²_Γ³Λ‡)α•€ RIOT ᕦ(Γ²_Γ³Λ‡)α•€ ᕦ(Γ²_Γ³Λ‡)α•€ RIOT ᕦ(Γ²_Γ³Λ‡)α•€
twitch chat
December 2014
Forsen

Well you see sir, I watch Starcraft

Today my 12 year old and I walked into Harvard to sign him up for college. The dean rudely asked why a 12 year old was signing up for a prestigious institute. My son proclaimed "Well you see sir, I watch Starcraft". The dean tried to apologize but the police rushed in and dragged him out. My son passed all his classes with 4.0s and graduated magnet koom louder on the first day of college.
December 2020

AYAYA NaM tank

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twitch chat
July 2019

Weebs

PogChamp

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ascii art
November 2014
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