[Copypasta] Kermit the Frog and the Twin Towers

It is actual Muppets canon that Kermit the Frog, in some way, had a role in bringing down the Twin Towers in the terror attacks of September 11, 2001. In "It's a Very Muppets Christmas Movie," a film released in late 2002, Kermit is shown a glimpse of what New York City might look like if he had never been born. Among the scenery of this alternate reality NYC, we find none other than the Twin Towers proudly standing in the background. They were, of course, long destroyed in Kermit's normal reality. And yet, in the world without Kermit, the war on terror is missing its powder keg spark. Who would've thought that green piece of fuck could kermit a terror attack on US soil, but there it stands unimpeachable... We have concrete, canon proof of involvement. Why the world hasn't stopped and asked further questions is only further proof of a media cabal keeping this conversation away from the masses. The Twin Towers would still be standing if it weren't for Kermit the Frog. Al Qaeda was the puppet this time, and Kermit the hand within.
April 2022
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โ Œโ Šโ †โ •โ …โ •โ Œโก†โฃƒโ ชโ ขโ ฃโกฑโก‘โข•โข…โขฃโ ฑโกกโกฃโกฃโกฃโกฃโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃ€โฃ โฃ€โข€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โก€โก€โก€โก€โก€โก€โข„โ ขโข€โ „โกโข€โ  โ „โ „โก€โ …โ ˆโกˆโขธโขธโขชโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโกŸโฃฟโฃปโฃ†โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ ชโกโกŒโข†โขŽโขขโ ถโ ฟโ ปโกŸโ ปโ พโ ฐโก•โกโกœโฃ”โข•โข•โ „โกฃโกฃโกฃโ „โ „โ „โ „โขฐโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ฏโ ˜โ „โ โ „โ „โ ‰โขขโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โกŠโข”โ œโกŒโ Žโขˆโฃฌโฃฅโฃคโฃดโฃถโ „โ „โ ˆโขชโกณโฃ•โก•โกงโกโฃ‡โข‡โข‡โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃฟโกโ ˆโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โกƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โกจโ ขโก‘โก•โ „โขโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโ Ÿโขงโ „โ „โ ˜โฃžโกžโกฎโกณโกโฃ‡โข‡โ งโ „โ „โ „โ „โข‡โก‚โ „โ „โ „โก„โ „โ „โ „โข โข€โ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ  โก‘โขŒโขบโก€โ ฐโฃคโฃ–โฃฏโขถโฃฝโฃŸโ †โก„โ „โฃ—โกฏโฃฏโฃฃโ ƒโฃ‡โข‡โขโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ โฃ โก–โกฆโฃฝโกฟโข†โ „โ šโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โขโ จโกโฃโฃ‡โ „โฃโฃฏโขญโขฝโฃปโกบโ …โ „โ „โฃฟโขฝโฃณโฃณโ โขฑโขฑโก‘โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ƒโ ˆโ ขโข•โ โ โ „โก‘โ „โฃ„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃ”โฃ…โฃ†โฃ—โขฟโก€โขโขกโขญโขผโ ธโ ˆโ „โ „โ „โฃปโฃŸโฃทโขทโข…โก‡โก‡โก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ …โ กโ „โ „โ „โ ‚โฃŠโฃผโฃฟโ „โข โฃ€โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โฃฟโกฏโ โ ƒโ ‹โ ƒโ ˜โฃทโฃ„โก€โข€โฃคโ †โก„โ „โ ›โฃ›โข™โข‹โ ƒโข—โกโกŒโ „โฃ โฃคโฃถโฃถโกฒโกถโกฒโก†โข’โฃถโ ‚โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ „โ „โ ™โ ปโกฟโกถโฃฆโฃคโก€ โ ›โ ˆโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขปโฃฟโกฏโขฉโฃฟโฃฟโฃฅโ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โ ›โฃฟโฃŽโข‡โข€โขผโ Œโ ชโ โ „โข™โ ฝโ ปโขธโ โ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ  โ โ „โ  โ ƒ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ€โฃคโฃผโกฟโ —โกšโข›โฃฏโขฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโฃฏโฃงโกถโ ถโ ‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃโ โขโฃ€โขโ „โ †โ Šโ šโ ›โขขโฃคโฃถโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขญโก›โ ‚โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โกŽโ „โขธโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโกงโขธโ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โฃฎโ ƒโ โ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โก‡โ „โขธโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃธโฃโขˆโก‡โ „โ „โ ฌโ โ „โ „โกผโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขฐโ โ „โขธโฃฟโกโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโก„โ โขฐโฃถโฃโ „โ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ธโฃŸโ „โกโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโ „โ „โขธโฃฟโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขฐโฃฟโฃฟโ โ „โ ˆโฃทโฃงโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ—โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโ ญโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโฃฟโฃฟโ ‡โ „โ „โฃฟโกโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โกณโ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโก‘โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โ •โกฝโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โก€โ „โ „โฃปโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โข โข โฃฌโฃฟโฃปโก†โ „โ „โฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โ „โ „โ „โขฝโก‚โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โ ™โ ›โ ›โ ปโ ƒโ „โ „โ ฟโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ชโก‚โ „โ „โฃธโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˜โก€โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขฐโ žโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ  โขคโฃ€ โฃทโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โกถโ „โ „โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ Ÿโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฟโฃงโกœโฃพโฃฟโฃทโขถโก โก€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ „โ „โ „โข€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโข€ โฃบโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โ ™โ „โ ˜โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ˆโ ˆโ ˆโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โ  โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ ˆ โขทโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โก€โ ˆโ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‚โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „
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Gordon Ramsey, chef bloody extraordinaire

twitchquotes: Hello "Kripparrian", this is *** Gordon Ramsey, chef bloody extraordinaire. I hear you are starting a cooking show "Papparrian & Lil' Kripp's kitchen" and I would like to send you my special pasta recipe to get you started you lil fucker. cheers mate. Please no copy tagliolini, serious business
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Kripp

Troll face kid

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€ โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆ
March 2021

This guy's such a bad player!

twitchquotes: โ˜‘ "This guy's such a bad player!โ€ โ˜‘ โ€œYou seen my deck guys, there was nothing I could've doneโ€ โ˜‘ "How am I losing against these NOOBS" โ˜‘ โ€œThis is hearthstone guysโ€ โ˜‘ "I lost" โ˜‘ โ€œHe played like trash and got luckyโ€ โ˜‘ โ€œFUCKIN' EHโ€ โ˜‘
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

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Not a weeb thing

twitchquotes: โ€˜not a weeb thingโ€™. try living a day in my shoes, walking around terrified of encountering normal people everywhere i go. wherever i look, people with tv show merch, people speaking english. it makes me and millions of other weebs out there feel really attacked.
twitch chat
February 2019

Weebs

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