[Copypasta] Xi Jinping isn't so great?

twitchquotes: Xi Jinping isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a dictator with so much power over a country? Xi Jinping brings the world economy to another level, and we will be blessed if we see another dictator with his skill and passion for human rights again. Mao Zedong breaks records, Stalin breaks records, Xi Jinping breaks the rules. You can keep your free speech, I prefer my social credit score
twitch chat
November 2019
(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
More Copypastas

DL aka β€œDropped Liability” is an ex-ADC player for TL

twitchquotes: DL aka β€œDropped Liability” is an ex-ADC player for TL that is often ridiculed for his inability to use the summoner spell Flash. He is specifically known for his β€œEveryone is trash” mindset, which he only recently realized applied mostly to himself.
twitch chat
March 2020
Doublelift

League of Legends

Bike

β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–„β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–‘β–„β–„β–„β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–„β–„β–„β–„β–‘β–‘ β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–“β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–„β–ˆβ–‘β–„β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–„β–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–„β–ˆ β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β–„β–„β–ˆβ–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–„β–„β–„β–ˆβ–‘ β–‘β–‘β–‘β–’β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘
ascii art
July 2018

Crazy anime girl

β „β „β£ β žβ β’ β‘žβ£‘β‘΄β Ÿβ ‹β β „β „β „β „β „β ‰β ‰β ›β “β Άβ£€β£™β’¦β‘™β’¦β‘€β „β „ β’€β‘”β β „β£°β£Ώβ Ÿβ β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β ˆβ ›β’Ώβ£†β ™β‘„β „ β ‹β „β „β£Όβ‘Ÿβ β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β ™β’·β‘œβ£† ⠄⠄⣴⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣢⑀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣹⑏ β’€β£°β β „β „β „β „β „β „β’€β’€β£„β „β „β „β „β „β „β „β£Έβ Ÿβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£¦β‘€β „β „β „β£Ώβ ‰ ⠄⣼⣠⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⒠⣿⣼⣉⣷⣀⑀⠄⠄⠄⣼⠏⠄⠹⠄⠙⣿⣦⠄⠄⣿⠄ β „β ›β‘Ώβ£§β „β „β’€β£΄β ‹β Ώβ ‹β »β£¦β£β »β£¦β£€β‘Ύβ’ƒβ£ β‘΄β †β „β’Έβ Ÿβ£Ώβ£·β£„β‘‡β „ β „β „β‘‡β Ήβ£¦β£€β£Όβ‘‡β „β „β „β „β „β’™β£»β£Άβ£Ώβ£Ÿβ ›β ‰β „β „β „β’Έβ „β‘Ÿβ ˜β Ώβ „β „ β „β „β‘‡β „β£Ώβ’Ώβ‘‡β£·β „β „β£ β£΄β Ύβ ›β ‹β β ˆβ ™β ›β Άβ£€β‘„β „β’Έβ „β’»β „β „β „β „ ⠄⒠⠇⠄⣿⣸⑇⑇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄Ⓒ⑀Ⓒ⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄Ⓒ⠄Ⓒ⣿⣿⑇⑇⠄⠄⠄⒠⑄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⒀⑀⠄⠄Ⓒ⑇Ⓒ⑄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄Ⓒ⠄⣾⣿⣿⑇⣧⑀⠄⠄⠄Ⓙ⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⒀⑾⠃⠄⠄⣸⠃⠄⑇⠄⠄⠄ β „β‘Ÿβ’€β£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ ‡β£Ώβ£·β£„β‘€β „β „β ›β ·β’¦β£΄β Άβ Ÿβ β „β£ β£Ύβ£‡β „β „β£Ώβ „β „β „ β’ β‘‡β’Έβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ’ β£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ‘Ÿβ ²β’€β£€β‘€β „β „β£€β£ β£΄β£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ „β „β’»β‘‡β „β „ ⣼⣀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⣀⣀⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣀⣀⣼⣿⣀⣀
ascii art
January 2019

Weebs

LCS PODCAST STARTS NOW ResidentSleeper

twitchquotes: LCS PODCAST STARTS NOW ResidentSleeper 40 MINS BETWEEN GAMES ResidentSleeper SUCH A SHAME WHEN GAMES INTERRUPT TALKING ResidentSleeper FAKE NARRATIVES ResidentSleeper FORCED HYPE ResidentSleeper
twitch chat
September 2020
LCS

League of Legends

Lego City copypasta collection

Prepare for landing at LEGO city airport. The giant passenger plane has just arrived. Lower the luggage, and prepare for boarding. Hey! Build the stairs, board the passengers, and take off! The airport collection from LEGO city. There is a traffic jam at LEGO city. Stop! The main bridge is out and needs to be repaired! Hey! Bring in the giant crane, rig the crane, lift up the heavy road and help your city! The construction collection from LEGO city. There's a new fire station at LEGO city! Build the new fire station! Start the fire trucks! And rush out the garage! Hey! Open the garage door! Race to the rescue! And save your city! The new fire collection from LEGO city. The big container ship arrives at the new LEGO city harbour! Load the ship, with the big harbour crane! Hey! Build the crane, lift the heavy containers! Load the ship! And set out from the harbour! The new transport collection from LEGO city. Emergency in LEGO city harbour! The big container ship is on fire! Quick! To the fire station! You can launch the new fire boat! Hey! You can build the fire boat! Attach the motor! And rush out to put out the fire! The new fireboat is fast! Powerful! And perfect for the job! You can save the day! With the new fire boat in LEGO city! Batteries not included. Each set sold separately.
December 2020

Lego City

More Copypastas
Text-to-Speech Playing