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Bring us Forsen here and now

twitchquotes: ༼ ºل͟º ༽ Magic forces black and white. Reaching out through space and light. A perfect man I summon now. Another way I don't know how. Bring him now into the light. Be he far or be he near. Bring us the Forsen here and now. ༼ ºل͟º ༽

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December 2014

Forsen

Hello Kripp, this is Optimus Prime

twitchquotes: ＨｅｌｌｏＫｒｉｐｐｔｈｉｓｉｓＯｐｔｉｍｕｓＰｒｉｍｅｒｅｓｐｏｎｄｉｎｇｔｏｙｏｕｒｅｎｃｏｄｅｄｍｅｓｓａｇｅ．ＷｅａｒｅｎｏｔｉｎｔｅｒｅｓｔｅｄｉｎｐｏｕｒｉｎｇｏｕｒｓｅｌｆｉｎＯＪｗｈｉｌｅＴｏｐｄｅｃｋｉｎｇＤｏｎｇｅｒｓ．ＰｌｅａｓｅｂｅａｄｖｉｓｅｔｈａｔａｎｙｍｏｒｅｂｅｅｐｉｎｇｗｉｌｌｌｅａｖｅｍｅｎｏｃｈｏｉｃｅｂｕｔｔｏｐｅｐｐｅｒｏｎｉｔｈｅＮａｚｉｍｏｄｓ．

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March 2014

Kripp

Petition to fly Kripp down to Houston

twitchquotes: I am starting a petition to fly Kripp down to Houston to aid in the Hurricane Harvey relief effort. The unprecedented levels of PJSalt

that spew from his mouth will reduce the water levels by at least 75%. One copy pasterino = 1 prayer BlessRNG

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September 2017

Kripp

May I, a woman respecting and feminist-supportive male

May I, a woman respecting and feminist-supportive male, see at least one breast from you my queen? I do not mean to come on as an improper male, and if this request disturbs you, please make me aware. You, my queen, deserve the utmost respect of any female. However, many of my gender seem to sexualize women and view them as sex toys. However, my Queen, I do not share these views. Rather, I value the female spectrum of the human race as the superior, and I, a respectful male, request for the viewing of an isolated, singular breast from your body. I await your response my Queen.

May 2021

Simps

Chinese characters wave

twitchquotes: 厂下广卞廿十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十廿卞广下厂厂下广卞廿十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十廿卞广下厂厂下广卞廿十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十廿卞广下厂厂下广卞廿十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十廿卞广下厂厂下广卞廿十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十廿卞广下厂厂下广卞廿十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十廿卞广下厂厂下广卞廿十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十廿卞广下厂厂下广卞廿十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十廿卞广下厂厂下广卞廿十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十廿卞广下厂厂下广卞廿十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十廿卞广下厂厂下广卞廿十一卉半

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May 2020

SPAM THIS COKE TO MAKE DYNASTY CHOKE

twitchquotes: SPAM DrinkPurple

THIS

COKE

MAKE

DYNASTY

CHOKE

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March 2018

OverwatchLeague

Overwatch

Parody names for the ACDC song Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Atrocious Acts Accomplished at Affordable Rates Barbaric Business Bartered at Bargain Costs Contemptible Coups Carried out at Cut Rates Dastardly Doings Dealt at Discounted Payments Evil Endeavors Enacted at Extraordinary Deals Filthy Feats Furnished through Fair Expenses Gross Games Garnished through Good Contracts Heinous Hooliganism Haggled to Humble Budget Immoral Incidents Issued at Inconsequential Fees Jarring Jobs Judged Justly Priced Kriminal Kapers Kompleted at Kompetitive Prices Licentious Larceny Licensed at Low Tariffs Malicious Missions Made with Minimal Resources Nefarious Notions Negotiated at Negligible Charges Ominous Operations Outsourced at Optimal Prices Perilous Performances Priced at Pocket Change Questionable Quests Quarried at Quackpot Terms Rambunctious Rackets Realized at Reduced Figures Sinister Shenanigans Supplied at Satisfactory Pay Thuggish Things Terminated at Trivial Fees Unscrupulous Undertakings Unleashed at Unusual Discount Villanous Ventures Valued at Vexing Costs. Wicked Work Waged at Wee Fares Xecrable Xploits Xecuted Xtremely Inexpensively Yucky Yerks Yielded as Year-End Sales Zany Zinging Zoned for Zero Markup

August 2021

Jeff from History class last semester

twitchquotes: Hey, kripp! What's up, man? It's Jeff from History class from last semester. I didn't know you were some kind of famous celebrity hahahaha. Hit me up, man. Btw, did you ever hook up with Brian? He was a T H I C C boy. xD You are such a dog. It's cool to see you again. Hit me up sometime!

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May 2017

Kripp

learn instead of crying

twitchquotes: This is a game of pure skill and you lost because you were completely outplayed and outmaneuvered. It's better to learn from your mistakes instead of crying because you believe your opponents are luckier than you are. One day, when you can actually admit to your mistakes, you might actually be better at the game.

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November 2019

Kripp

I'm a streamer that is in LOVE with Weebs!

twitchquotes: I'm MoonMoon_OwO! i'm a streamer that is in LOVE with Weebs! That's right! I know it sounds crazy because bald streamers aren't supposed to appreciate true art, but I grew up with anime and have just never really wanted anything to do with normies! It just feels so good to be a degenerate weeb loving this Japanese media! I can't help myself! Their power levels and tourneyment arcs... I'm getting too excited now! I need to go to crunchyroll! I'm going to go watch some anime!

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July 2019

MOONMOON

Could someone explain forsen to me?

twitchquotes: Could someone explain forsen to me? I watched his stream for the first time yesterday, always seen him in clips and he spent roughly 80 to 90 percent of the time not talking while his chat spammed a bunch of dogshit, is that all his streams are? Does he not do anything but just sit there silently all day?

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January 2022

Forsen

Moments later the mine explodes

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December 2014

Forsen

Hearthstone

i’ll have you know that i make over 6 figures

twitchquotes: sorry bud, i don’t have time to be in a little fictional world like you do. i’ll have you know that i make over 6 figures a year and live in a house with 4 bathrooms....and that’s not even including my investments....

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April 2019

That's the power of cargo pants

twitchquotes: Excuse me? Cargo pants, motherfucker. My pockets have pockets. You can't stop the storage. And when it gets too hot, just unzip and remove the lower half of the legs. Utility, motherfuckers. Want me to hold your phone for a second? how about I hold one of every phone on the market, each with their own individual pocket. Want me to hold your souvenir from your vacation to Europe? How about I put Europe in my pocket. That's the power of cargo pants, motherfuckers

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August 2019

Rania's a DongDigger

twitchquotes: [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] I ain't saying Rania's a DongDigger, but she ain't messin with no broke krippers [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

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March 2014

Kripp

Happy 420 emoji copypasta

April 2021

VapeNation

Emoji Pasta

NFL football teams allow kickers that just miss

twitchquotes: I’ll never understand how college and NFL football teams allow kickers that just.... miss... kicks. I feel like there has to be pools of kickers in the USA that won’t miss simple kicks. Or snappers that won’t mess the snaps idk man it seems so SILLY. Would love opinions on this.

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December 2019

Well to be perfectly honest

twitchquotes: Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say

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January 2019

I bet with Betway CSGO

twitchquotes: I've been there since the beginning. Every map, every frag, every moment. I run but I never hide. With knowledge comes power, and power is to be wielded wisely. Which is why, as the expert, I bet with Betway. If you know CS:GO, then you know the best way to bet on e-sports, is with Betway. For the love of the game.

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October 2019

CSGO

STOP POSTING ABOUT SQUID GAME!

STOP POSTING ABOUT SQUID GAME! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT, MY FRIENDS ON TIK TOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD ITS FUCKING MEMES. I was in a server, right? AND ALL OF THE CHANNELS ARE JUST SQUID GAME STUFF. I SHOWED MY NEW TRACKSUIT TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND I SAID "hey babe, I'm on squid game." HAHA MUGUNGHWA KKOCHI PIOTASEUMNIDA, I FUCKING LOOKED AT A MAN GETTING SHOT AND SAID, "Uh oh, he failed this game!" I LOOKED AT THE HEAD OF MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE SUPERVISOR'S MASK AND I GO "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUPERVISOR," AAAAAAAAA

November 2021

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Bring us Forsen here and now

Hello Kripp, this is Optimus Prime

Petition to fly Kripp down to Houston

May I, a woman respecting and feminist-supportive male

Simps

Chinese characters wave

SPAM THIS COKE TO MAKE DYNASTY CHOKE

Overwatch

Parody names for the ACDC song Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Jeff from History class last semester

learn instead of crying

I'm a streamer that is in LOVE with Weebs!

Could someone explain forsen to me?

Moments later the mine explodes

Hearthstone

i’ll have you know that i make over 6 figures

That's the power of cargo pants

Rania's a DongDigger

Happy 420 emoji copypasta

VapeNation

Emoji Pasta

NFL football teams allow kickers that just miss

Well to be perfectly honest

I bet with Betway CSGO

CSGO

STOP POSTING ABOUT SQUID GAME!

Squid Game

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Bring us Forsen here and now

Hello Kripp, this is Optimus Prime

Petition to fly Kripp down to Houston

May I, a woman respecting and feminist-supportive male

Simps

Chinese characters wave

SPAM THIS COKE TO MAKE DYNASTY CHOKE

Overwatch

Parody names for the ACDC song Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Jeff from History class last semester

learn instead of crying

I'm a streamer that is in LOVE with Weebs!

Could someone explain forsen to me?

Moments later the mine explodes

Hearthstone

i’ll have you know that i make over 6 figures

That's the power of cargo pants

Rania's a DongDigger

Happy 420 emoji copypasta

VapeNation

Emoji Pasta

NFL football teams allow kickers that just miss

Well to be perfectly honest

I bet with Betway CSGO

CSGO

STOP POSTING ABOUT SQUID GAME!

Squid Game

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