[Copypasta] i’ll have you know that i make over 6 figures
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twitchquotes: sorry bud, i don’t have time to be in a little fictional world like you do. i’ll have you know that i make over 6 figures a year and live in a house with 4 bathrooms....and that’s not even including my investments....
Guy on Twitter doesn't understand esports players and posts this tweet in response to a user trying to teach him about esports: https://twitter.com/JTP236/status/1109552379572047872
(ง •̀_•́)ง ONE DAY I'LL BE A REAL AD (ง •̀_•́)ง
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