[Copypasta] I'm epic gamer style

twitchquotes: Yeah I’m not surprised your girl wants to leave you for me. Not my fault I’m fucking epic gamer style. Why wouldn’t she wanna be with me lol I have a 3.2 kd in Fortnite, backseat game in Twitch chats, and I reddit hard as fuck. Sorry for being too dope

twitch chat

May 2019

Found on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MoistCr1TiKaL/status/1125560692180959232

What happened to this ad? :(

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Kripp is a casual vegan

twitchquotes: Coke is not vegan. Vegans and vegetarians should note that a our drinks contain small traces of fish gelatine, which is used as a stabiliser for the beta-carotene colour. Not only is Kripp a casual gamer, he is a casual vegan as well!

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December 2014

Kripp

You guess it right, its Michael Santana

twitchquotes: my hairs too long, ResidentSleeper

but not my bananna, ResidentSleeper

you guessed it right, ResidentSleeper

its michael santana ResidentSleeper

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July 2017

imaqtpie

League of Legends

Hey Kripp, Art of Conquest developer here

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, Art of Conquest developer here. Just sending this message to make sure you are promoting our game via the fake questions we send you. Please answer two or three every hour. Make sure to only talk positive about our game otherwise you won't be getting your payment. Any violation of our terms and you can say goodbye to your sponsorship.Have a nice day!

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June 2017

Kripp

Sodium is named NA in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America

twitchquotes: Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Humphry Davy in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America.

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October 2014

Riot Games

Let's. Make. Some. Pasta.

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January 2015

Reynad

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