[Copypasta] 40% of the chat are 41 year olds pretending to be 14

My Grandfather smoked his whole life

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

March 2021

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July 2017

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I highlight every message

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January 2020

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Rick Astley paradox

twitchquotes: If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he won’t give it to you because he’s never gonna give you Up. However, by not giving you Up like you asked for it, he’s letting you down. This is known as the Astley paradox.

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KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR

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KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR! SwiftRage

MR. KRABS IS IN THERE! SwiftRage

STANDING AT THE CONCESSION! SwiftRage

PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION! SwiftRage

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November 2016

[Copypasta] 40% of the chat are 41 year olds pretending to be 14

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I hate Twitch Chat

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I hate Twitch Chat

My Grandfather smoked his whole life

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Le Boobhead has arrived

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I highlight every message

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Rick Astley paradox

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KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR

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[Copypasta] 40% of the chat are 41 year olds pretending to be 14

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I hate Twitch Chat

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I hate Twitch Chat

My Grandfather smoked his whole life

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Le Boobhead has arrived

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I highlight every message

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Rick Astley paradox

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KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR

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