[Copypasta] 40% of the chat are 41 year olds pretending to be 14

twitchquotes: This chat disgusts me. 40% of the chat are 41 year olds pretending to be 14. The other 40% are 14 year olds pretending to be 41. And the remaining 30% just copy pastes the longest message they can find in the chat. Grow up chat, grow up. FailFish
twitch chat
January 2019

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I hate Twitch Chat

What happened to this ad? :(
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Math is "mental abuse to humans"

twitchquotes: You know how some people say that math is ā€œmental abuse to humansā€? Well, lemme tell you one thing: ā€œMathā€ is an abbreviation for ā€œmathematicsā€, so youā€™re only looking at 36% of the whole thing. What does the other 64% stand for? It stands for ā€œexcept mostly at truly intelligently cool studentsā€! That means, if you think math is mentally abusing you, youā€™re not truly intelligent or cool! Youā€™re dumb and lame! So the next time someone gives you the first 36% of this ridiculous acronym, give them the other 64%. Donā€™t forget to tell them that they suck at etymology.
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October 2020

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Hey mods, slow mode doesn't affect me

twitchquotes: Hey mods, did you really think that slow mode will affect on me. I will let you know that I have multiple accounts in this chat right now. If you don't believe me, I will copy and paste this on my other accounts right now.
twitch chat
September 2018

MODS

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Hey Kripp, itā€™s me Jimmy from high school

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, itā€™s me Jimmy from high school. Its so cool to see you streaming on Twitch. Me and Dustin really miss you. The cheerleading team is nothing without you. And remember that kiss you and I shared in the back of the bus? Those were some good times. We should definitely hook up again XOXO
twitch chat
April 2018
Kripp

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Tanner from High School

Do you guys mind not spamming the chat so much?

twitchquotes: Do you guys mind not spamming the chat so much? I'm really trying to pay attention to the stream and you guys are distracting me. If you guys really cared about the quality of the stream or [insert streamer name] you would stop the spamming and copying and pasting. God, I swear you guys are the worst part of twitch. Couldn't you just try to be mature for once in your life? Everyday I come here and it's the same thing, a bunch of no life neckbeards ruining this quality content for everyone else..
twitch chat
December 2017

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I hate Twitch Chat

Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa

twitchquotes: ( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°) Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together we can stop this. Please spread the word ( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)
twitch chat
April 2014

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