[Copypasta] 40% of the chat are 41 year olds pretending to be 14

Gitraktmaet motherships descend upon the Earth

twitchquotes: High in orbit, the Gitraktmaet motherships descend upon the Earth. They prepare to enslave the world and mine it for all its salt, but the scanners detect an abnormally high concentration inside a tiny shack in Greece. The invasion won't be necessary. "Lock onto him with the RNG disruptor," says the captain, greedily. "Soon we shall have all the salt we need."

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February 2015

Kripp

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salty

Give me another burger OpieOP

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EU is so ba... OpieOP

wait let me take a breath OpieOP

EU is s... OpieOP

i need to take another one OpieOP

fk give me another burger OpieOP

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April 2016

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EU vs NA

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March 2015

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Put shoe on head to prove not pre-recorded

twitchquotes: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ PUT SHOE ON HEAD TO PROVE NOT PRE-RECORDED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

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August 2015

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MSFT Infinite Money Glitch 🚀🚀🚀

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May 2021

[Copypasta] 40% of the chat are 41 year olds pretending to be 14

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I hate Twitch Chat

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I hate Twitch Chat

Gitraktmaet motherships descend upon the Earth

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salty

Give me another burger OpieOP

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EU vs NA

Mic Muted

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Put shoe on head to prove not pre-recorded

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MSFT Infinite Money Glitch 🚀🚀🚀

WallStreetBets

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[Copypasta] 40% of the chat are 41 year olds pretending to be 14

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I hate Twitch Chat

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I hate Twitch Chat

Gitraktmaet motherships descend upon the Earth

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salty

Give me another burger OpieOP

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EU vs NA

Mic Muted

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Put shoe on head to prove not pre-recorded

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MSFT Infinite Money Glitch 🚀🚀🚀

WallStreetBets

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