[Copypasta] 40% of the chat are 41 year olds pretending to be 14

You notice a wall of text in twitch chat

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March 2016

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I charted your LP for the last month

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📉 q-qt, I charted your LP for the last month...

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June 2017

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Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro

twitchquotes: Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.

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April 2020

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May 2019

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A New Toucan Has Arrived

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January 2019

[Copypasta] 40% of the chat are 41 year olds pretending to be 14

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I hate Twitch Chat

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I hate Twitch Chat

You notice a wall of text in twitch chat

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I charted your LP for the last month

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Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro

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A New Toucan Has Arrived

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[Copypasta] 40% of the chat are 41 year olds pretending to be 14

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I hate Twitch Chat

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I hate Twitch Chat

You notice a wall of text in twitch chat

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I charted your LP for the last month

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League of Legends

Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro

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CTRL + W to activate mod status

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A New Toucan Has Arrived

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