[Copypasta] 40% of the chat are 41 year olds pretending to be 14

Comedy God has entered the building: Attack Helicopter

I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter WEE WOO WEE WOO ALERT! COMEDY GOD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING! GET TO COVER! steps on stage Bystander: "Oh god! Don't do it! I have a family!" Comedy God: "Heh..." adjusts fedora the building is filled with fear and anticipation God and Jesus himself looks on in suspense comedy god clears throat everything is completely quiet not a single sound is heard world leaders look and wait with dread everything in the world stops nothing is happening comedy god smirks no one is prepared for what is going to happen comedy god musters all of this power he bellows out to the world "ATTACK" absolute suspense everyone is filled with overwhelming dread "HELICOPTER" all at once, absolute pandemonium commences all nuclear powers launch their nukes at once giant brawls start 43 wars are declared simultaneously a shockwave travels around the earth earth is driven into chaos humanity is regressed back to the stone age the pure funny of that joke destroyed civilization itself all the while people are laughing harder than they ever did people who aren't killed die from laughter literally the funniest joke in the world then the comedy god himself posts his creation to reddit and gets karma

August 2021

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Now playing Who Asked (Feat: Nobody)

twitchquotes: now ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: Nobody) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:𝟻𝟼⠀───○ 🔊

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Watch out I'm driving (Truck)

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February 2017

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When I use this text, my brain cell begin to die

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Trumpet Skeleton of the Abyss

twitchquotes: 🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺💀💀💀💀💀 IF YOU SEE THIS MESSAGE WHILE SCROLLING you have been visited by trumpet skeleton of the abyss. good bones and calcium will come to you but only if you reply "thank mr skeltal" to this message and pasta it to 3 times!! 💀💀🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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August 2015

[Copypasta] 40% of the chat are 41 year olds pretending to be 14

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I hate Twitch Chat

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I hate Twitch Chat

Comedy God has entered the building: Attack Helicopter

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Now playing Who Asked (Feat: Nobody)

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Who Asked?

Watch out I'm driving (Truck)

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When I use this text, my brain cell begin to die

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Trumpet Skeleton of the Abyss

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[Copypasta] 40% of the chat are 41 year olds pretending to be 14

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I hate Twitch Chat

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I hate Twitch Chat

Comedy God has entered the building: Attack Helicopter

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Now playing Who Asked (Feat: Nobody)

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Who Asked?

Watch out I'm driving (Truck)

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When I use this text, my brain cell begin to die

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Trumpet Skeleton of the Abyss

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