[Copypasta] Muffins the dog in love with cats

i am currently trapped in 800 SR bronze

twitchquotes: moon i am currently trapped in 800 SR bronze my mains are Torbjorn and Bastion (I'm a huge defensive player, you know, a good defense is a gooder offense) but my team refuses to play around me and sometime even report me. Why elo hell is real??? How do you overcome adversity and become top 500? Thanks you for your time

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July 2017

MOONMOON

Overwatch

Don't install Talking Roby

When I was 8 years old, I was searching for apps that were like Talking Tom. I found one that was called “Talking Roby The Robot”, I was curious so I downloaded it and installed it. I played it and I enjoyed every single second of it. I was a big fan of Roby. But when, it was 3 AM, my mom was sleeping so I now could use the phone without mom knowing, Tried the text to speech feature and typed the words “sing like dick”. The robot said “sing like dick”. I almost laughed too hard after seeing that. I recorded it and uploaded it to YouTube. after uploading it, I heard The Exorcist theme playing in the living room radio. I was shocked, I couldn’t move, and then Roby himself came out of my closet and said “sing like dick”. I was crying in fear, “is this a nightmare?” I asked. Roby said “no”. I was scared, this was real all along? And then Roby bled at me with hyper-realistic eyes and said: “666”. I was crying, and then he disappeared. My life has changed after that moment. Don’t install Talking Roby.

February 2021

The tragedy of Darth Kripparian the Salty

twitchquotes: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Kripparian the Salty? I thought not. It’s not a story the streamer would tell you. It’s a Salt legend. Darth Kripparian was a Dark Lord of the Salt, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create salt… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he couldn't even keep the cards he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be salty.

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April 2017

Kripp

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

salty

Pikachu

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September 2016

Pokemon

Real hardcore gamers play at least 4 games at a time

twitchquotes: ２ｇａｍｅｓａｔｔｈｅｓａｍｅｔｉｍｅ？ｆｉｌｔｈｙｃａｓｕａｌ．ｒｅａｌｈａｒｄｃｏｒｅｇａｍｅｒｓｐｌａｙａｔｌｅａｓｔ４ｇａｍｅｓｗｉｔｈｏｎｅｈａｎｄｔｉｅｄｂｅｈｉｎｄｔｈｅｉｒｂａｃｋ．ｓｅｒｉｏｕｓｌｙｋｒｉｐｐ，ｉｆｙｏｕｗａｎｔｔｏｋｅｅｐｙｏｕｒｖｉｅｗｅｒｓｙｏｕｂｅｔｔｅｒｓｔｅｐｉｔｕｐ．ｓｉｎｃｅｒｅｌｙ，ａｓｏｏｎｔｏｂｅｅｘ－ｋｒｉｐｐｌｅｔ

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July 2014

Kripp

[Copypasta] Muffins the dog in love with cats

i am currently trapped in 800 SR bronze

Overwatch

Don't install Talking Roby

The tragedy of Darth Kripparian the Salty

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

salty

Pikachu

Pokemon

Real hardcore gamers play at least 4 games at a time

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