[Copypasta] Muffins the dog in love with cats

twitchquotes: I'm muffins! i'm a dog that is in LOVE with cats! That's right! I know it sounds crazy because floofy doogos aren't supposed to breed with sassy kitties but I grew up with them and have just never really wanted anything to o with other puppers. It just feels so good to be a big strong dog loving a slender and fragile kitty! I can't help myself! Their long tail seductively swishing effortlessly through the air... I'm getting too excited now! I need to go to the park! I'm going to go play now!
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July 2019
(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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John Cena eats Bing Chilling

Zǎoshang hǎo zhōngguΓ³ xiΓ nzΓ i wΗ’ yΗ’u BING CHILLING πŸ₯ΆπŸ¦ wΗ’ hΔ›n xǐhuān BING CHILLING πŸ₯ΆπŸ¦ dΓ nshΓ¬ sΓΉdΓΉ yΗ” jΔ«qΓ­ng 9 bǐ BING CHILLING πŸ₯ΆπŸ¦ sΓΉdΓΉ yΗ” jΔ«qΓ­ng sΓΉdΓΉ yΗ” jΔ«qΓ­ng 9 wΗ’ zuΓ¬ xǐhuān suΗ’yǐ…xiΓ nzΓ i shΓ¬ yΔ«nyuΓ¨ shΓ­jiān zhΗ”nbΓ¨i 1 2 3 liǎng gΓ¨ lǐbΓ i yǐhΓ²u sΓΉdΓΉ yΗ” jΔ«qΓ­ng 9 Γ—3 bΓΉyΓ o wΓ ngjΓ¬ bΓΉyΓ o cu Γ²guΓ² jΓ¬dΓ© qΓΉ diΓ nyǐngyuΓ n kΓ n sΓΉdΓΉ yΗ” jΔ«qΓ­ng 9 yΔ«n wΓ©i fΔ“ichΓ‘ng hǎo diΓ nyǐng dΓ²ngzuΓ² fΔ“ichΓ‘ng hǎo chΓ bΓΉduō yΔ«yΓ ng BING CHILLING πŸ₯ΆπŸ¦zΓ ijiΓ n πŸ₯ΆπŸ¦
November 2021

Pasta definition

twitchquotes: Pasta (Italian pronunciation: [ˈpasta]) is a staple food[1] of traditional Italian cuisine, with the first reference dating to 1154 in Sicily.[2] It is also commonly used to refer to the variety of pasta dishes. Typically, pasta is a noodle made from an unleavened dough of a durum wheat flour mixed with water or eggs and formed into sheets or various shapes, then cooked by boiling or baking.
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December 2016

Leeroy Jenkins created a strategy

twitchquotes: Leeroy Jenkins created a strategy that revolved around trying to defeat your opponent in one turn without requiring any cards on the board. Fighting for board control and battles between minions make an overall game of Hearthstone more fun and compelling, but taking 20+ damage in one turn is not particularly fun or interactive.
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May 2017

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TriHard

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November 2014

Mr Qtpie apepars to be a boosted bonobo

twitchquotes: monkaS ☝️ I-I hate to point this out mr qtpie b-but you appear to be a boosted bonobo monkaS πŸ‘‰
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February 2017
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