[Copypasta] Muffins the dog in love with cats

twitchquotes: I'm muffins! i'm a dog that is in LOVE with cats! That's right! I know it sounds crazy because floofy doogos aren't supposed to breed with sassy kitties but I grew up with them and have just never really wanted anything to o with other puppers. It just feels so good to be a big strong dog loving a slender and fragile kitty! I can't help myself! Their long tail seductively swishing effortlessly through the air... I'm getting too excited now! I need to go to the park! I'm going to go play now!
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July 2019
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Pewdiepie is being held captive by T-Series

twitchquotes: ❕ATTENTION⚠️9️⃣YR OLDSπŸ‘ΆπŸ», WE NEED UR HELPπŸ—£! PEWDIEPIEπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ IS BEING HELDπŸ—‘CAPTIVEπŸ‘ BY β™ΏT-SERIESπŸ†˜οΈAND CAN ONLY BE RELEASEDπŸ— IF U SMASH πŸ”¨THAT SUBSCRIBE πŸ…±οΈUTTONπŸ‘πŸ»ANDπŸ‘πŸ» TURN ON THE BELLπŸ””! TIMEπŸ•’ IS TICKING, LETSβ³βŒ›οΈ 🀜🏻BRO FIST T-SERIESπŸ€›πŸ» AND GET THE EPIC πŸ₯‡VICTORY ROYALπŸš©πŸš©πŸ’°
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SAVE THE INTERNET

twitchquotes: "SAVE THE INTERNET" refers to the imminent removal of net neutrality, which requires Internet Service Providers (ISPs) to treat the provision of internet service as a UTILITY not a LUXURY, thereby requiring them to provide it FAIRLY to EVERYONE, and not just people/businesses who pay premiums to receive the same service as before. It also restricts them from unfairly throttling speeds and access to specific websites. If net neutrality is abolished, Twitch will be inaccessible to most Americans.
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July 2017

Hey Kripp, Art of Conquest developer here

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, Art of Conquest developer here. Just sending this message to make sure you are promoting our game via the fake questions we send you. Please answer two or three every hour. Make sure to only talk positive about our game otherwise you won't be getting your payment. Any violation of our terms and you can say goodbye to your sponsorship.Have a nice day! :)
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June 2017
Kripp

Doublelift Pony Roleplay Minecraft server

twitchquotes: hey, Doublelift! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft 🌈, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse cock" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you
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Doublelift

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