[Copypasta] Muffins the dog in love with cats

twitchquotes: I'm muffins! i'm a dog that is in LOVE with cats! That's right! I know it sounds crazy because floofy doogos aren't supposed to breed with sassy kitties but I grew up with them and have just never really wanted anything to o with other puppers. It just feels so good to be a big strong dog loving a slender and fragile kitty! I can't help myself! Their long tail seductively swishing effortlessly through the air... I'm getting too excited now! I need to go to the park! I'm going to go play now!
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July 2019
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Kripp starts a salt mine

twitchquotes: As Kripp frantically tries to fix his router and internet issues. The stays dedicated and vigilante. After trying to fix these issues that arose at hand he finally came to realize that this was all worth nothing. He stopped fixing the issues and threw his computer out the window. He started up a Salt Mining company in the Himalayan mountains called Kripp Salt. He is starting a family and all is well. Thanks Kripp. BibleThump
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December 2014
Kripp

Unsettled Tom

âŖŋâŖˇâĄļ⠚⠉âĸ€âŖ¤âŖžâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâĄŋ⠋⠠âŖ´âŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖļâŖ¤âŖ¤âŖ¤ â ŋâ Ĩâĸļ⡏âŖ¸âŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâĄŋ⠋âĸ€âŖ´âŖˇâŖŒâĸŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋ âŖâĄ›âĸˇâŖ âŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŸâ ģâŖ¯â ŊâŖŋâŖŋ⠟⠁âŖ â ŋâ ŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŽâ ģâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâĄŋ⠟âŖŋ âŖŋâŖŋâŖĻ⠙âŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖˇâŖâĄ§â ™â âŖ€âĸžâŖ§    ⠈âŖŋ⡟  ⠙âŖĢâŖĩâŖļ⠇âŖ‹ âŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâĸ€âŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋ⠟⠃âĸ€âŖ€âĸģâŖŽâĸģâŖˇâŖ¤âŖ´â Ÿ  âŖ âŖžâŖŋâĸŸâŖĩ⡆âĸŋ âŖŋâŖ¯âŖ„âĸ˜âĸģâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋ⡟⠁âĸ€âŖ¤âĄ™âĸŋâŖ´âŖŋâŖˇâĄ‰â ‰âĸ€  âŖ´âŖŋâĄŋâŖĄâŖŋâŖŋâĄŋâĸ† â ŋâŖŋâŖ§âŖ¤âĄ˜âĸŋâŖŋâŖŋ⠏  ⡔⠉⠉âĸģâŖĻâ ģâŖŋâŖŋâŖļâŖžâĄŸâŖŧâŖŋâŖŋâŖąâŖŋâĄŋâĸĢâŖžâŖŋ âŖˇâŖŽâŖâŖ›âŖƒâĄ‰âŖŋ⡏  âŖžâŖ§âĄ€    âŖŋ⡇âĸ˜âŖŋ⠋    â ģâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâĸŸâŖĩâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋ âŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŒâĸ§âŖ´âŖ˜âĸŋâŖŋâŖļâŖžâĄŋ⠁âĸ â ŋ⠁⠜    âŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâĄŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋ âŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖĻ⡙âŖŋâŖˇâŖ‰âĄ›â ‹    âŖ°âŖžâŖĻâŖ¤âŖ¤âŖ¤âŖŋâĸŋ⠟âĸ‹âŖ´âŖŋâŖŋâŖŋ âŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŒâĸŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâĸ°âĄŋâŖģâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâĸƒâŖ°âŖĢâŖžâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋ âĸŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋ⡆â ŋâ ŋâ ŋ⠛âĸ°âŖžâĄŋâĸŸâŖ­âŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋâŖŋ
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February 2021

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what do you say when you come? murk durgle

About 5 years ago I was making a character on an RPG and my ex girlfriend was sitting next to me talking to me and asking me questions about my game. I had a dwarf and dreamed up the name Murk Durgle. My ex hated that name and said it felt gross, like the word moist. I shrugged it off. We went about our day and after putting the kids to bed we started having sex. She tells me she's about to come and I bellow out "MUUUURRRKKKK DUUUURGLE" and she punches me in the chest and yelled at me "what the fuck dude?! You fucking murk durgled me?! Give me my vibrator and get the fuck out" Then I sat out in the kitchen laughing for a few minutes
January 2022

UR DONGIN A GRET JOB KROPP

twitchquotes: ãƒŊ(◉◡◔)īž‰ UR DONGIN A GRET JOB KROPP ãƒŊ(◉◡◔)īž‰
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November 2014
Kripp

Kirby with gun

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