[Copypasta] Muffins the dog in love with cats

twitchquotes: I'm muffins! i'm a dog that is in LOVE with cats! That's right! I know it sounds crazy because floofy doogos aren't supposed to breed with sassy kitties but I grew up with them and have just never really wanted anything to o with other puppers. It just feels so good to be a big strong dog loving a slender and fragile kitty! I can't help myself! Their long tail seductively swishing effortlessly through the air... I'm getting too excited now! I need to go to the park! I'm going to go play now!
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July 2019
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48 year man from somalia

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp Aryan, am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england.. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "heart of stone" and i want to become the goodest player like you. I play with 400 ping on US server and i am rakn 17. pls no copy pasterino my story
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Guys my moms said I'm grounded

twitchquotes: Guys my moms said I'm grounded ๐Ÿ˜ญ and she took my computer away ๐Ÿ˜ฐ no more fortnite! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ So I posted her credit card numbers in my story as revenge! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ˆ Heck you mom!๐Ÿ˜‚
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Our arm of righteous spam will smite thee!

twitchquotes: ~~~~~~~[]=ยคิ…( โ—”็›Šโ—” )แ•— The longer you cage us, the harder our arm of righteous spam will smite thee! ~~~~~~~[]=ยคิ…( โ—”็›Šโ—” )แ•—
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Quick question. Do you ever draw anything but Yaoi? I'm a big fan of your art, but as a straight Phighting fan I just get confused with all of the Yaoi. I'm gonna be fully honest, I don't know if I'm using the word "Yaoi" right. My friend just told me if means "gay people", or something. Thank you in advance.
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100 Thieves Team visited an LA orphanage

twitchquotes: In their upcoming heist, The 100 Thieves Team visited an orphanage in LA. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope", said Charlie, age 6.
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