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Another response to "who asked?"

I am so tired of you always saying who asked. What if no one asked? Can I not speak up and say something when no one has asked? If everyone did this then no one would ever speak. I think I'm allowed to say what I want. Even if no one asked.

November 2021

Who Asked?

Positive "Give me a second guys" copypasta

twitchquotes: “Give me a second, guys,” Kripp says. “Gotta hit up the bathroom” He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately springs up from his chair and shouts "I LOVE THIS GAME!" before giving Dex a swift pat on the head. As Dex yips loudly in delight, Kripp runs over to give Rania a kiss on the cheek. Rania then tries to take out the trash, but Kripp swiftly grabs the bag from her and does it for her. Elated, Kripp wipes the sweat off his forehead, sits back down, and resumes his stream.

twitch chat

November 2020

Kripp

MagicAmy used VANISH

twitchquotes: MagicAmy PREP'd the scam, CONCEALED his identity, BETRAYED Reynad, SPRINTED with the money and used VANISH.

twitch chat

February 2015

Reynad

That's the power of cargo pants

twitchquotes: Excuse me? Cargo pants, motherfucker. My pockets have pockets. You can't stop the storage. And when it gets too hot, just unzip and remove the lower half of the legs. Utility, motherfuckers. Want me to hold your phone for a second? how about I hold one of every phone on the market, each with their own individual pocket. Want me to hold your souvenir from your vacation to Europe? How about I put Europe in my pocket. That's the power of cargo pants, motherfuckers

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August 2019

When Kripp plays Reno warrior...

twitchquotes: Captain's log, entry 69, stardate 420. It has been 9001 days since the SS Kripp first entered into this game of hearthstone, and still there appears to be no signs of release, no way out. I fear for the lives of myself and my crew, we may all pass of old age before we are freed from this particular game.

twitch chat

November 2015

Kripp

Hearthstone

COPY THIS GEM TO HELP TSM

twitchquotes: COPY PrimeMe

THIS

GEM

HELP

TSM

twitch chat

April 2019

Riot Games

Rhyme Chant

League of Legends

I have a REAL and GENUINE relationship with my streamers

twitchquotes: OMG this guy is so wrong. As a longtime sub and donator, I have a REAL and GENUINE relationship with my streamers. When I send them donos they thank me personally on stream so I'm pretty sure they know who I am haha

twitch chat

June 2020

Simps

Pac-Man projectiles

twitchquotes: FeelsGoodMan

🍒 🍓 🍊 🍎 🍈 ✈️ 🔔 🔑

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April 2019

Super Smash Bros

xQc juicer fanfic

twitchquotes: Felix starts to notice my eyes are welling up with tears, he sits up quickly. "Oh nyooo, why are you crying?" He rubbed my tears away. "Maybe let's sleep. Can we talk in the morning?" I went silent and hugged him tight. I agreed to talk in the morning over breakfast. I climbed off of him and told him I was going to shower, he followed to the bathroom and undressed with me. "Oh is that right?" I asked him. He smiled and kissed my neck, we both climbed into the shower and didn't really talk much. We kinda just stared at each other and smiled. He kissed me a few times wile rubbing what he kept calling my "juicers". Apparently I have some nice "juicers"? What is all this juice talk, it is killing me so bad. He is so funny.

twitch chat

September 2021

xQcOW

Imaqtpie takes a break from the stream

twitchquotes: "Alright we fuckin lost," Michael says. "I'm gonna go piss." He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately bites Small Cat's vulnerable tail. As Small Cat yelps loudly in pain, Michael overturns the nearest chair, yelling "SMAKET I LOST" as loudly as he can. Lisha tries to calm him down, but Michael swiftly bodyslams her onto a glass coffee table. After taking a few deep breaths, Michael wipes the blood off of his face, sits back down at his computer, and resumes his stream.

twitch chat

May 2019

imaqtpie

League of Legends

Failed Tanner

twitchquotes: So you're going by "moonmoon_ow" now buddy? Haha what's up cool guy, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? I'm so sorry me and the guys gave you a hard time in school. My therapist says I was jealous of your big brain, lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? We married but divorced this year. She took the dog. I'm unemployed and I drive the same mustang GT from senior year. I'm lucky if its starts. Things really changed huh? Could you loan me a sub?

twitch chat

August 2019

Tanner from High School

Please refrain from spamming anymore

twitchquotes: Chat, you do realize that your spam does not help my stream experience. It actually ruins it. I know it is hard to take in, but please refrain from spamming anymore. Do not make me repeat myself. I'm warning you chat.

twitch chat

September 2018

I hate Twitch Chat

Goodbye vegetable man. Goodbye.

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, i am the manager of the supermarket where you buy packages of vegetables everyday. After you leave every morning we are left with no vegetables. People are started to complain about you and asked me to ban you from coming to this supermarket. They threatened me if i don't ban you they won't come here anymore. I am so sorry that i have to do this. Goodbye vegetable man. Goodbye.

twitch chat

March 2018

Kripp

Hello Kripp, this is Optimus Prime

twitchquotes: ＨｅｌｌｏＫｒｉｐｐｔｈｉｓｉｓＯｐｔｉｍｕｓＰｒｉｍｅｒｅｓｐｏｎｄｉｎｇｔｏｙｏｕｒｅｎｃｏｄｅｄｍｅｓｓａｇｅ．ＷｅａｒｅｎｏｔｉｎｔｅｒｅｓｔｅｄｉｎｐｏｕｒｉｎｇｏｕｒｓｅｌｆｉｎＯＪｗｈｉｌｅＴｏｐｄｅｃｋｉｎｇＤｏｎｇｅｒｓ．ＰｌｅａｓｅｂｅａｄｖｉｓｅｔｈａｔａｎｙｍｏｒｅｂｅｅｐｉｎｇｗｉｌｌｌｅａｖｅｍｅｎｏｃｈｏｉｃｅｂｕｔｔｏｐｅｐｐｅｒｏｎｉｔｈｅＮａｚｉｍｏｄｓ．

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March 2014

Kripp

May I, a woman respecting and feminist-supportive male

May I, a woman respecting and feminist-supportive male, see at least one breast from you my queen? I do not mean to come on as an improper male, and if this request disturbs you, please make me aware. You, my queen, deserve the utmost respect of any female. However, many of my gender seem to sexualize women and view them as sex toys. However, my Queen, I do not share these views. Rather, I value the female spectrum of the human race as the superior, and I, a respectful male, request for the viewing of an isolated, singular breast from your body. I await your response my Queen.

May 2021

Simps

why is this game looks like 1998 fidget spinner simulator?

twitchquotes: why is this game looks like 1998 fidget spinner simulator ???

twitch chat

August 2017

The giant salt monster known as Kripp

twitchquotes: All this salt has formed into the giant salt monster known as Kripp. For all the salt of the ocean can not keep him at bay. Blame RNG and lose! Then go to cast another player cause you can't play. The salt is real, the salt is kripp, and thats why he losses.

twitch chat

January 2015

Kripp

I lied. Again

twitchquotes: Months have passed. Hosty has lost everything. "I wish I never ghosted" says a heavily drunk Hosty as he notices a dark figure behind him."I can give you your life back as long as you do something for me" says Amaz. Hosty knowing what Amaz wants bends over and lets him have his way. Afterwards as he cries on bed, Amaz whispers in his ear "I lied. Again"

twitch chat

February 2015

Tempo Storm

Darude Sandstorm

twitchquotes: Kreygasm

DUDUDUDUDUDUU Kreygasm

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March 2014

Reynad

yang gang for life

twitchquotes: If my girl 👩 and yang 🤓 both drowning 😱 and I can only save one 😢 catch me with my 1000 extra a month 🤑🤑 because it's yang gang for life 😤😉😌😌

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August 2019

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Another response to "who asked?"

Who Asked?

Positive "Give me a second guys" copypasta

MagicAmy used VANISH

That's the power of cargo pants

When Kripp plays Reno warrior...

Hearthstone

COPY THIS GEM TO HELP TSM

Rhyme Chant

League of Legends

I have a REAL and GENUINE relationship with my streamers

Simps

Pac-Man projectiles

Super Smash Bros

xQc juicer fanfic

Imaqtpie takes a break from the stream

League of Legends

Failed Tanner

Tanner from High School

Please refrain from spamming anymore

I hate Twitch Chat

Goodbye vegetable man. Goodbye.

Hello Kripp, this is Optimus Prime

May I, a woman respecting and feminist-supportive male

Simps

why is this game looks like 1998 fidget spinner simulator?

The giant salt monster known as Kripp

I lied. Again

Darude Sandstorm

yang gang for life

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Another response to "who asked?"

Who Asked?

Positive "Give me a second guys" copypasta

MagicAmy used VANISH

That's the power of cargo pants

When Kripp plays Reno warrior...

Hearthstone

COPY THIS GEM TO HELP TSM

Rhyme Chant

League of Legends

I have a REAL and GENUINE relationship with my streamers

Simps

Pac-Man projectiles

Super Smash Bros

xQc juicer fanfic

Imaqtpie takes a break from the stream

League of Legends

Failed Tanner

Tanner from High School

Please refrain from spamming anymore

I hate Twitch Chat

Goodbye vegetable man. Goodbye.

Hello Kripp, this is Optimus Prime

May I, a woman respecting and feminist-supportive male

Simps

why is this game looks like 1998 fidget spinner simulator?

The giant salt monster known as Kripp

I lied. Again

Darude Sandstorm

yang gang for life

Emoji Pasta

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