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A huge hurricane is coming QTs way
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Its 2019. A huge hurricane is coming QTs way. As theyre packing, they noticed they only have room for 3 pets in their car. A sad voice opens up in QTs mouth - "Dapper, No 
". He was left behind.
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Valor To Me!
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(ΰΈ Ν Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)ΰΈ α΄ α΄Κα΄Κ, α΄α΄ α΄α΄ (ΰΈ Ν Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)ΰΈ <;ΒΊ ΰΌ½ sΗ«α΄α΄α΄α΄ <;ΒΊ ΰΌ½
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My dong strong and hard as diamond
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No one believed in my dong, but when I raised it, QTpie saw it and found a shred of potential in it. Then he believed. And all the others did as well. QTpie believes, and now so do I. I shall climb these mountains of Gold, destroy those Platinum plebs, and then, and only then, my dong will be strong and hard. As a diamond.
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Hospitals
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If 700,000 people die in hospitals every year. Why don't we close down these hospitals and prevent those deaths? (γ€ Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)γ€
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QTPie's journal
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QTPies Journal; These streamers are afraid of me. I've seen their true face. Diamond 2 is an extended gutter and the gutter is full of trash. And when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin, like Dom and Jared will drown. The accumulated filth of all their missed flashes and low mechanic champions will foam up around their waists and all the annie mains and boosted monkeys will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "No."
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