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don't put grills in your bedroom, you can die from carbon monoxide poisoning when they are still hot 
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I used to be a real ad
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Hello Michael Santana, this is your local tax officer
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Hello Michael Santana, this is your local tax officer. Your last reply as to why you haven't paid your taxes is unnacceptable. "I'll check it out later" and "You know how I get down" are NOT valid excuses. We are sending our men over RIGHT NOW to start repossessing your house.
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I love watching QT games
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I love watching QT games. It always shows me that no matter how far behind a team is, they can come back and stomp QT; truly inspiring.
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League of Legends
Yuumi this, Yuumi that
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Yuumi this, Yuumi that... For fucks sake chat you do this every time a new champion comes out. Everybody says they are too weak and need buffs. Michael is the ONLY one who goes against the grain to show you that indeed the 27% winrate is a myth and will demonstrate that perfectly clearly how it should be closer to 10%...
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League of Legends
Imaqtpizzapie and Imaqtlasagne
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Hello Michael, this is you Italian cousin Imaqtpizzapie. I just wrote to inform you of the birth of your new godson Imaqtlasagne. That's correct you are the godfather. Pls no copy pasterino mafiarino donerino
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Gaming retirement home
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@Imaqtpie, I hear there is a gaming retirement home if you're looking for round the clock support. It's called TSM house 
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