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don't put grills in your bedroom, you can die from carbon monoxide poisoning when they are still hot 
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I used to be a real ad
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Windmill of Friendship
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Memes are a very important issue that we face everyday
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I'm here to speak with you about a very important issue that we in the LoL community face everyday, memes. Memes are infiltrating our ranked queues. Memes are infiltrating our in-houses. Memes are raping our mothers and killing our fathers. The World Health Organization has traced the source to a subset of extremely toxic streamers. This group of streamers is led by the one called imaqtpie. If you ever come in contact with imaqtpie, please do a 360 and moonwalk away from his stream. Unfollow and unsubscribe. If you do this, we may still have a chance. I dream of a future where LoL is played in parks and playgrounds, in office and student lounges, and even in the bedroom, completely free of memes. Please support our cause and no pasterini
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I answer all of qt's questions he is asking himself
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my mom always asks me who I am skyping with, cause I answer all of qt's questions he is asking himself, am I weird?
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A huge hurricane is coming QTs way
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Its 2019. A huge hurricane is coming QTs way. As theyre packing, they noticed they only have room for 3 pets in their car. A sad voice opens up in QTs mouth - "Dapper, No 
". He was left behind.
". He was left behind.
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Yuumi this, Yuumi that
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Yuumi this, Yuumi that... For fucks sake chat you do this every time a new champion comes out. Everybody says they are too weak and need buffs. Michael is the ONLY one who goes against the grain to show you that indeed the 27% winrate is a myth and will demonstrate that perfectly clearly how it should be closer to 10%...
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