[Copypasta] President Trump gave us Christmas back

twitchquotes: Today at Walmart I told the cashier Merry Christmas. She said, "Happy Holidays, ma'am, I smiled and said "You don't have to be afraid anymore. President Trump gave us Christmas back" she started crying tears of joy and said "Merry Christmas" and then everyone in the store applauded
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December 2018
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Can you take it easy with your complaints about Flamestrike?

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp. Can you take it easy with your complaints about Flamestrike? My friend is a developer at Blizzard and he invented Flamestrike. He has been getting spam letters in the mail threatening to "brofist" him. These spammers claim to be "insane" and "crazy" and "have exactly what they need to beat him." I am worried for him, please help. Thanks man.
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Our most powerful technique - Submode

twitchquotes: "You are Anakin no longer, but Darth Vader. Rise my young apprentince," says Palpatine to the new Darth Vader. "My master, can you teach me how to resurrect the dead through the force?" asks Vader. Trump smirks, "In time, my apprentice, but first you must learn our most powerful technique - Sub Mode."
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April 2015
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Garfield

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This guy's vape is CRAZY VapeNation

twitchquotes: β€œThis guy's vape is CRAZY!” VapeNation β€œMy vape can't win against a rip like that” VapeNation "He NEEDED precisely those two clouds to win" VapeNation β€œHe ripped the only vape that could beat me” VapeNation "He ripped the perfect vapes" VapeNation β€œThere was nothing I could do” VapeNation β€œI vaped that perfectly” VapeNation
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March 2016
Kripp

VapeNation

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