[Copypasta] President Trump gave us Christmas back

Imagine being Bill Gates right now.

Imagine being Bill Gates right now. You spend 30 years of your life and $50 billion of your own dollars supporting humanitarian causes. You directly save hundreds of thousands of lives in South East Asia by providing anti malaria netting to half of a continent, you drop infant mortality rates throughout the entire developing world by funding vaccine programs including vaccinating 40,000,000 children for polio, and, amongst a plethora of philanthropic endeavors, you fund free educational platforms like Khan Academy so people can have free access to high quality education. Then after donating half of your wealth to charity and pledging 90% of the remainder to charity in your will.. Arguably doing more to better life on earth for humanity than any other human being to ever live. You then hop on the internet only to find a million scientifically illiterate fucking imbeciles that are using the very computers you pretty much invented in the first place to call you a child murdering arch villian antichrist because they watched a YouTube video made by some other yokel with the comprehension of a fucking potato.

February 2021

Here in my garage

twitchquotes: Here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini here. It’s fun to drive up here in the Hollywood hills. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? Knowledge. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these seven new bookshelves that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new books that I bought. It’s like the billionaire Warren Buffett says, “the more you learn, the more you earn.”

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August 2018

GUYS PLEASE HELP! I NEED HELP!

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August 2019

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Team Rocket Prepare For Trouble in Japanese

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August 2018

Pokemon Marathon 2018

World War 2 in emojis

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July 2021

[Copypasta] President Trump gave us Christmas back

Imagine being Bill Gates right now.

Here in my garage

GUYS PLEASE HELP! I NEED HELP!

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Team Rocket Prepare For Trouble in Japanese

Pokemon Marathon 2018

World War 2 in emojis

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