[Copypasta] President Trump gave us Christmas back

twitchquotes: Today at Walmart I told the cashier Merry Christmas. She said, "Happy Holidays, ma'am, I smiled and said "You don't have to be afraid anymore. President Trump gave us Christmas back" she started crying tears of joy and said "Merry Christmas" and then everyone in the store applauded
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December 2018
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Great day, isn't it Reynad?

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June 2015
Reynad

forsenSleeper

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Don't download Discord

====⚠️ATTENTION⚠️ ==== If you see an app called Discord DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT. It will install a virus called Discord, and if you run it, it will launch Discord ====⚠️ATTENTION⚠️====
February 2021

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where the vegan sun don't shine

twitchquotes: Hey dirtbag, this is Pogo's father. I hear you trash talking my son and ignoring my wife. I know you got some weird murloc fetish but you better pick my son or I'll get my old high school buddy Tanner and we will shove those carrots where the vegan sun don't shine.
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May 2020
Kripp

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Donger

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November 2014
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