[Copypasta] Art of Conquest Developer visits Kripp's stream

twitchquotes: πŸ”§(Art of Conquestβ„’ Developer): Hey Kripp! Just popping on to make sure you started streaming our game on time. Remember to read the script we sent at the appropriate times, as stated. We have arranged for your requested reward of various veggies and rainbowed colored 10-inch cucumbers to arrive within a week at your house. We will send you some thick broccoli if you include "not sponsored" in your stream title. We hope you will enjoy your rewards and wish you and your vegan family a good day.
twitch chat
January 2018
Kripp

sellout

I used to be a real ad
More Kripp Copypastas

Tuck me

twitchquotes: Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β° γ€€γ€€ γ€€γ€€ γ€€ γ€€ γ€€ Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β° γ€€ γ€€γ€€ γ€€γ€€tuck me γ€€γ€€γ€€ γ€€ γ€€γ€€ γ€€ γ€€ γ€€ Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β° γ€€ γ€€γ€€ γ€€γ€€ γ€€ γ€€ γ€€ Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

Super dong to the rescue

twitchquotes: ─=≑Σ((( γ€β—•Ω„Νœβ—•)぀ sα΄œα΄˜α΄‡Κ€ ᴅᴏɴɒ to the rescue
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

How did you manage to get out of jail so quickly

twitchquotes: Kripp! Its Andrew from that college party last year. Man I haven't seen you in forever! How did you manage to get out of jail so quickly after beating up that defenseless hooker?!
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

Canadaland

twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Breakdown of Kripp stream

twitchquotes: Breakdown of Kripp stream: β˜‘ always 1 hr late β˜‘ 20 minute intro β˜‘ bit sleepy today β˜‘ foodie time β˜‘ constant salt/complaining β˜‘ 1 hr of actual gameplay β˜‘ ending stream early β˜‘ no stream tomorrow
twitch chat
May 2015
Kripp
Text-to-Speech Playing