PLEASE HELP!!! Recently my wife has introduced me to a streaming platform known as twitch. I got so into it I spent a full week only watching my favorite twitch streamers like pokimane and sukkuno. All was well until February 15th where I was having a very important presentation at my job. All eyes were on me when I instinctively said KEKW with a straight face and veins bulging through my neck; I burst out of the workplace so fast my shoes fell off and I slammed into my car so hard I created a sonic boost in the wind and cried to myself saying sadCHAMP. Last Saturday was my grandmas funeral and guess WHAT? I SAID F IN THE CHAT GIVING MY MEMORIAL SPEECH. ARRRGGHHHH I HATE TWITCHC ITS RUINING MY LIFE!!!!1!!1!
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Do you guys mind not spamming the chat so much?
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๐ป๐ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ช๐ค ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฅ ๐ค๐ก๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ฅ ๐ค๐ ๐๐ฆ๐๐? ๐'๐ ๐ฃ๐๐๐๐๐ช ๐ฅ๐ฃ๐ช๐๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ ๐ก๐๐ช ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฅ๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฃ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ช๐ค ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐ค๐ฅ๐ฃ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ ๐๐. ๐๐ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ช๐ค ๐ฃ๐๐๐๐๐ช ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ข๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ช ๐ ๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฃ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ฃ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ค๐๐๐ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฅ๐ ๐ก ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ค๐ก๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ก๐ช๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ก๐๐ค๐ฅ๐๐๐. ๐พ๐ ๐, ๐ ๐ค๐จ๐๐๐ฃ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ช๐ค ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐จ๐ ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฅ ๐ก๐๐ฃ๐ฅ ๐ ๐ ๐ฅ๐จ๐๐ฅ๐๐. โ๐ ๐ฆ๐๐๐'๐ฅ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ค๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฃ๐ช ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ ๐๐๐๐?
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MOONMOON
Kripp and Trump
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Aสส Kสษชแดแด แดกแดษดแดแดแด
แดแด แด
แด แดกแดs แดแดแดแด สษชs สแดแดแดสแดsแดxแดแดส สแดสแดแดษชแดษดsสษชแด sแดแดสแดแด. Nแดแดก แดสแดแด สแดแด ษขแดสs แดxแดแดsแดแด
สษชแด, สแดแดก แด
แด สแดแด แดสษชษดแด Tสแดแดแด าแดแดสs? I สแดแด สแด's แดสแดแดแดส แด
แดแด แดsแดแดแดแดแด
แดสแดแด สแด าแดแดษดแด
แดแดแด Kสษชแดแด แดกแดษดแด สแดสษชษดแด
สษชs สแดแดแด แดสษชs แดกแดส.Yแดแด sสแดแดสแด
แดสส สแด แดsสแดแดแดแด
แดา สแดแดสsแดสแด แดs.
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Kripp
Learn to spell you fucking idiot
It's 'forget' not 'forgor'. It's 'remember' not 'rember'. How many fucking times do I have to tell you this? Go to a fucking school and learn how to spell you dumbass. Seriously, these 'forgor' and 'rember' things are NOT funny and will make you look like a loser.
My husband said I have "boy pussy."
My husband said I have "boy pussy."
I am a biological woman and a female. I haven't spoken to him since.
For context we were having sex, and at some point with his eyes closed he moaned "yeah that boy pussy..." and then stopped, realising he spoke out loud.
I'd feel better if he mentioned another woman because we're (somewhat) open but I'm pretty sure he's bisexual and instead of speaking to me about it, fantasizes about me being a twink.
NA>EU
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I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all NA>EU
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Kripp