PLEASE HELP!!! Recently my wife has introduced me to a streaming platform known as twitch. I got so into it I spent a full week only watching my favorite twitch streamers like pokimane and sukkuno. All was well until February 15th where I was having a very important presentation at my job. All eyes were on me when I instinctively said KEKW with a straight face and veins bulging through my neck; I burst out of the workplace so fast my shoes fell off and I slammed into my car so hard I created a sonic boost in the wind and cried to myself saying sadCHAMP. Last Saturday was my grandmas funeral and guess WHAT? I SAID F IN THE CHAT GIVING MY MEMORIAL SPEECH. ARRRGGHHHH I HATE TWITCHC ITS RUINING MY LIFE!!!!1!!1!
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Dyrus in Jail
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Hello it is me Dyrus, from jail. This article was super superino I loved it as much as I love coach wukong. I hope this comment will make people help me get out of jailerino. Phant0mlord is always loud as a ziggs on cocoon and dexter breath smells like weederino. Pls no copy pasterino
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You've been visited by the Feels Bad Man
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You've been visited by the Feels Bad Man Misery, Hatred and Self Deprecation will be all yours but only if you DON'T copy and paste this message
You've been visited by the Feels Bad Man Misery, Hatred and Self Deprecation will be all yours but only if you DON'T copy and paste this message
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π½ π HELLO SINATRAA π½ π PLANET A92-E HERE π½ π PLEASE RETURN TO US π½ π
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Ultra Variety Pack bag of Dongers
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ΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊ ΰΌ½ ΰ§ΰΌΌ Ν‘βΩΝ Ν‘βΰΌ½ΰ¨ (ΰΈ Ν Β° ΩΝ Β°)ΰΈ γ½ΰΌΌΚΜΩΝΚΜΰΌ½οΎΰ§ΰΌΌΰ² ηΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ¨δΉ( β ΰ±ͺβ)γβ=β‘Ξ£((( γ€βΩΝβ)γ€ (ΰΈ β’Μ_β’Μ)ΰΈβ(Β° ΝΚΝ‘Β°)β(ΰΈ Ν Ν Β° ΩΝ Β°)ΰΈαΰΌΌβΩΝβΰΌ½α Sorry, I dropped my Ultra Variety Packβ’ bag of Dongers. ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊ ΰΌ½ ΰ§ΰΌΌ Ν‘βΩΝ Ν‘βΰΌ½ΰ¨ (ΰΈ Ν Β° ΩΝ Β°)ΰΈ γ½ΰΌΌΚΜΩΝΚΜΰΌ½οΎΰ§ΰΌΌΰ² ηΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ¨δΉ( β ΰ±ͺβ)γβ=β‘Ξ£((( γ€βΩΝβ)γ€ (ΰΈ β’Μ_β’Μ)ΰΈβ(Β° ΝΚΝ‘Β°)β(ΰΈ Ν Ν Β° ΩΝ Β°)ΰΈαΰΌΌβΩΝβΰΌ½α
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Fruit towers
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