PLEASE HELP!!! Recently my wife has introduced me to a streaming platform known as twitch. I got so into it I spent a full week only watching my favorite twitch streamers like pokimane and sukkuno. All was well until February 15th where I was having a very important presentation at my job. All eyes were on me when I instinctively said KEKW with a straight face and veins bulging through my neck; I burst out of the workplace so fast my shoes fell off and I slammed into my car so hard I created a sonic boost in the wind and cried to myself saying sadCHAMP. Last Saturday was my grandmas funeral and guess WHAT? I SAID F IN THE CHAT GIVING MY MEMORIAL SPEECH. ARRRGGHHHH I HATE TWITCHC ITS RUINING MY LIFE!!!!1!!1!
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you are not old, mate
i forgor ๐
nah, you forgor ๐ how to be funny.
you forgor ๐ how to be original.
you forgor ๐ how to be a decent human being in society.
"i rember ๐"
yeah, you rember ๐ the reason your parents divorced.
you rember ๐ the reason why youre alone.
you rember ๐ why nobody likes you.
shut up lmao
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This is why eSports will never...
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This is why eSports will never hit the general public as hard as for instance soccer. the way you kids are spamming this chat is just ruining the whole experience for a grown man. Seriously. Grow up.
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Daddyโs little tidepod
i'm daddies wittle tide pod hehe (๊๊ณ๊)i'm all squishy and wet for daddy! (๏พยดใฎยด)๏พ*:๏ฝฅ๏พโง he loves how my bitter taste nuzzles his taste buds and my Botanical Raintm scent!!!! (ใใปฯใปใ)but he knows how im not meant to be eaten...(ยด๏ฝฅฯ๏ฝฅ`)waaah!!! dont eat all of me daddy(ใ๏ผโ๏ผ) hehehe my soap-pussy is so wet >///< 1 lick 2 lick 3 lick 4... no more daddy i'll break~(โ///โฝ///โ) hehe i'm daddies wittle tide pod so wet and squishy =w=
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๐ HELLO CHIPS? ๐ THE SPAWN HERE
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HELLO CHIPS? ๐ THE SPAWN HERE ๐ YOU HAVEN'T DIED IN 10 SECONDS....YOU'RE OVERDUE
HELLO CHIPS? ๐ THE SPAWN HERE ๐ YOU HAVEN'T DIED IN 10 SECONDS....YOU'RE OVERDUE
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