[Copypasta] Twitch is ruining my life!

PLEASE HELP!!! Recently my wife has introduced me to a streaming platform known as twitch. I got so into it I spent a full week only watching my favorite twitch streamers like pokimane and sukkuno. All was well until February 15th where I was having a very important presentation at my job. All eyes were on me when I instinctively said KEKW with a straight face and veins bulging through my neck; I burst out of the workplace so fast my shoes fell off and I slammed into my car so hard I created a sonic boost in the wind and cried to myself saying sadCHAMP. Last Saturday was my grandmas funeral and guess WHAT? I SAID F IN THE CHAT GIVING MY MEMORIAL SPEECH. ARRRGGHHHH I HATE TWITCHC ITS RUINING MY LIFE!!!!1!!1!
March 2022
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Muffet from Undertale

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Putin

โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃตโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโกŸโฃ›โฃงโฃฟโฃฏโฃฟโฃโกปโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‹โ โฃดโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโฃโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขทโ „โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃโขผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โขนโฃฟโฃฟโขปโ Žโ ”โฃ›โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โขธโฃฟโฃฟโ ‡โกถโ „โฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ Ÿโก›โ ›โ ปโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃ—โขฃโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ โฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃทโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃฟโฃโฃ”โฃคโฃ€โฃผโขฒโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโฃŸโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขŸโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ „โฃŸโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฎโฃฝโ ›โขปโฃฝโฃฟโก‡โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ „โขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกทโ ปโขปโกปโฃฏโฃโขฟโฃŸโฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โ โขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ „โ ธโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโฃนโฃฆโ „โ ‹โ ปโขฟโฃถโฃถโฃถโกพโ ƒโก‚โขพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ „โ „โ Ÿโ ‹โ „โขปโฃฟโฃงโฃฒโก€โก€โ „โ ‰โ ฑโฃ โฃพโก‡โ „โ ‰โ ›โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโขพโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃ‡โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โ ‰ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ธโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ ƒโ „โ „โขˆโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขฟโฃฟโฃพโฃทโก„โ „โขพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก„โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโ „โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „
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Jack and Jill went up the hill

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March 2020

Hearthstone cardback

โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–Œโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–Œโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆ
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July 2015

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This is exactly why I LOVE Twitch chat

twitchquotes: This is exactly why I LOVE Twitch chat. This chat is pure, adulterated, 100% intelligence. Everybody has a single unique, new thought, all spouting the latest meme after meme, that are really good. THIS is why I'm turning off the professional gameplay and will just watch the chat. And I swear to god, if any of you don't copy and paste this, I'm deleting my account forever.
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