PLEASE HELP!!! Recently my wife has introduced me to a streaming platform known as twitch. I got so into it I spent a full week only watching my favorite twitch streamers like pokimane and sukkuno. All was well until February 15th where I was having a very important presentation at my job. All eyes were on me when I instinctively said KEKW with a straight face and veins bulging through my neck; I burst out of the workplace so fast my shoes fell off and I slammed into my car so hard I created a sonic boost in the wind and cried to myself saying sadCHAMP. Last Saturday was my grandmas funeral and guess WHAT? I SAID F IN THE CHAT GIVING MY MEMORIAL SPEECH. ARRRGGHHHH I HATE TWITCHC ITS RUINING MY LIFE!!!!1!!1!
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Hi Tyler i'm Adam, Macaiyla's Ex Boyfriend
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Hi Tyler i'm Adam, Macaiyla's Ex Boyfriend. I dont know why she choosed a 5Ā“6 peanut looking guy over me (Im a 6Ā“7 College athlete and i bench press 500 pounds) but im glad she came around a good fella like you. Remember she like watching at sunsets and reciving chin kisses! Have a good one Buddy!
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Don't mind me, just ripping the fattest clouds
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Don't mind me, just ripping the fattest clouds
Don't mind me, just ripping the fattest clouds
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Don't download Discord
====ā ļøATTENTIONā ļø ====
If you see an app called Discord
DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT.
It will install a virus called Discord, and if you run it, it will launch Discord
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To the conservative suburban woman behind me in line at Subway yesterday:
To the conservative suburban woman behind me in line at Subway yesterday:
Iām sorry I kept referring to Fredās liberally mayoād oven-roasted chicken sub as a ābukkake specialā. Iām sorry that you kept demanding that your teenage son explain why he was laughing so hard. Iām extra sorry that this turn of events led you to practically yelling āETHAN, WHAT IS A BUKKAKE SPECIAL?ā in the middle of a crowded restaurant.
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Hey guys. uuuuuh... I kinda have a little bit of an announcement, I just wanna be completely transparent with you guys, as you guys know I have a beautiful family, and a wife, and kid. And I wanna be transparent that I've been unfaithful, and I'm probably going to be taking some time away, t-time off, to focus on... Stupid fucking mistakes man
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