[Copypasta] Twitch is ruining my life!

PLEASE HELP!!! Recently my wife has introduced me to a streaming platform known as twitch. I got so into it I spent a full week only watching my favorite twitch streamers like pokimane and sukkuno. All was well until February 15th where I was having a very important presentation at my job. All eyes were on me when I instinctively said KEKW with a straight face and veins bulging through my neck; I burst out of the workplace so fast my shoes fell off and I slammed into my car so hard I created a sonic boost in the wind and cried to myself saying sadCHAMP. Last Saturday was my grandmas funeral and guess WHAT? I SAID F IN THE CHAT GIVING MY MEMORIAL SPEECH. ARRRGGHHHH I HATE TWITCHC ITS RUINING MY LIFE!!!!1!!1!
March 2022
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Rank 25 Casual

twitchquotes: ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎHey Vegeta, what does the scouter say about Kripp's powerlevel? Its over Rank 25 CASUAL!!! ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ
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Here ๐Ÿ’ฆ CUMS ๐Ÿ’ฆ SANTA (Christmas Emoji Pasta)

Here ๐Ÿ’ฆCUMS๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸฝSanta Claus,๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ here ๐Ÿ’ฆCUMS๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸฝSanta Claus,๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ right down ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿฝslutty girl lane!๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿฝ โŒ๐ŸšซโŒ๐ŸšซSTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!โŒ๐ŸšซโŒ๐Ÿšซ Is your ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปdaddy๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป not giving you enough ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆcummies?!๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ Hold up,๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝ ho! It's ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆcummy๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆโ„๏ธSEASON!โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆโ„๏ธ Pushโœ‹๐Ÿฝโœ‹๐Ÿฝ that ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปdaddy๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป to the โฉโฉsideโฉโฉ and let a ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐ŸฝNEW๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ father in ๐ŸกYOUR CHIMNEY!! ๐Ÿก ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸฝFather CHRISTMAS,๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ the ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘KING๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘ of ๐Ÿ’ฆcummies!๐Ÿ’ฆ That's right,๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ he's been making ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝlittle๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝ ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝgirls๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝ squishy for 6๏ธโƒฃ CENTURIES. Don't โŽโŽ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ˆNAUGHTIEST๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆgirls โ˜๏ธsquishyโ˜๏ธ! So send this to all the ๐Ÿ˜ผnastiest๐Ÿ˜ผ ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝgirls๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝ you know and shareโ—๏ธThoseโ—๏ธCummiesโ—๏ธGet 0๏ธโƒฃ back and you're a basic ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘coal-slinging bitch.๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘ Get 5๏ธโƒฃ back and you get ๐Ÿ‘…eaten๐Ÿ‘… like ๐Ÿชcookies๐Ÿชand ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆslurped๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘… like ๐Ÿผmilk!๐Ÿผ Get 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back and ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸฝSanta's๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ big ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†COCK๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† will growโซโซ 3๏ธโƒฃ sizes inside of you!๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Get 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ†yummy ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿญ๐Ÿผnummy ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ฆโ˜๏ธsquishy๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ฆโ˜๏ธ ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ’งcummies๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ’ง until next โฉ๐ŸŒจโ˜ƒChristmas!๐ŸŒจโ˜ƒ
December 2021

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January 2021

STOP POSTING ABOUT SQUID GAME!

STOP POSTING ABOUT SQUID GAME! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT, MY FRIENDS ON TIK TOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD ITS FUCKING MEMES. I was in a server, right? AND ALL OF THE CHANNELS ARE JUST SQUID GAME STUFF. I SHOWED MY NEW TRACKSUIT TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND I SAID "hey babe, I'm on squid game." HAHA MUGUNGHWA KKOCHI PIOTASEUMNIDA, I FUCKING LOOKED AT A MAN GETTING SHOT AND SAID, "Uh oh, he failed this game!" I LOOKED AT THE HEAD OF MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE SUPERVISOR'S MASK AND I GO "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUPERVISOR," AAAAAAAAA
November 2021

Squid Game

Inverted Toucan

dlวษsว pouส‡ qษuห™ ส‡uxโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘pวสŒแด‰ษนษนษโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘sษษฅโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘uษษ”noส‡โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘วlโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–Œโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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