PLEASE HELP!!! Recently my wife has introduced me to a streaming platform known as twitch. I got so into it I spent a full week only watching my favorite twitch streamers like pokimane and sukkuno. All was well until February 15th where I was having a very important presentation at my job. All eyes were on me when I instinctively said KEKW with a straight face and veins bulging through my neck; I burst out of the workplace so fast my shoes fell off and I slammed into my car so hard I created a sonic boost in the wind and cried to myself saying sadCHAMP. Last Saturday was my grandmas funeral and guess WHAT? I SAID F IN THE CHAT GIVING MY MEMORIAL SPEECH. ARRRGGHHHH I HATE TWITCHC ITS RUINING MY LIFE!!!!1!!1!
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Never buy a keyboard off a chinese bidding website
twitchquotes:
α΄Ία΅α΅α΅Κ³ α΅α΅ΚΈ α΅ α΅α΅ΚΈα΅α΅α΅Κ³α΅ α΅αΆ αΆ α΅αΆ α΅ αΆΚ°αΆ¦αΆ°α΅Λ’α΅ α΅αΆ¦α΅α΅αΆ¦αΆ°α΅ Κ·α΅α΅Λ’αΆ¦α΅α΅ο»Ώ
twitch chat
Here in my garage with my pasta linguini
twitchquotes:
Here in my garage with my pasta linguini, but you know what I like more than pasta linguini? Macaroni. That's why I bought 7 new cupboards and filled them with over 2,000 new Kraft macaroni and cheese boxes. It's like the master chef Betty Crocker said, "the more you eat, the more you pasta."
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strifecro
RNGesus pounds Reynad's sweet, supple orifice relentlessly
twitchquotes:
Hello fair maiden Reynad, this is the valiant knight Sir Coppus Pastaronus. I have come to rescue you from the mystical Tower of Salt, where the cruel innkeeper RNGesus has pounded your sweet, supple orifice relentlessly to the beat of Lord 
Please no paste.
Please no paste.
twitch chat
Reynad
RENGER needs to be BANNED. YOU do NOT want to catch A BOLA
twitchquotes:
You all should be aware of this great danger going on. From now on RENGAR needs to be banned in every game you play. YOU do NOT want to catch A BOLA
twitch chat
imaqtpie