[Copypasta] Attention Twitch Chat. Kappa IS BEING REMOVED

Kripp gets married in a shack

twitchquotes: Rania: "why are you playing Diablo 3, Kripp? How can we afford Big Fat Greek Wedding with 5k Diablo viewers?" But the Kripp doesn't listen. He plays Diablo 3 and loses all his viewers and gets married in a shack.

twitch chat

January 2015

Kripp

Rank 25 Casual

twitchquotes: ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮Hey Vegeta, what does the scouter say about Kripp's powerlevel? Its over Rank 25 CASUAL!!! ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

twitch chat

January 2015

Kripp

Whenever kripp says "alright subber-bros"

twitchquotes: Whenever kripp says "alright subber-bros", I know it's time. I full screen the stream and grab my vaseline. I apply a huge load onto my newly shaved butthole and rub it all around nice and even. And then, when kripp says "thanks, and welcome to the 5 dollar club", I place my butthole in front of the screen. It is in that moment, that kripp fists me. I moan with pleasure. I'm one with the kripp

twitch chat

October 2018

Kripp

Hurr Durr Durr Pizza

twitchquotes: ᕕOpieOPᕗ ＨｅｌｌｏＫｒｉｐｐ，Ｃｙｂｒｉｘｈｅｒｅ．Ｊｕｓｔｗａｎｔｅｄｔｏｓａｙ： ♩♬～♪ ＨＵＲＲＤＵＲＲＰＩＺＺＡ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＨＵＲＲＤＵＲＲＰＩＺＺＡ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＨＵＲＲＤＵＲＲＰＩＺＺＡ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＨＵＲＲＤＵＲＲＰＩＺＺＡ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ＨＵＲＲＤＵＲＲＰＩＺＺＡ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＨＵＲＲＤＵＲＲＰＩＺＺＡ ᕕOpieOPᕗ

twitch chat

June 2014

Kripp

Kripp fills me completely with value

twitchquotes: I stayed up all night, dreaming of this moment. My pulse is racing. Discarded salt packets and OJ cartons are strewn across the filthy bedroom floor. "Oh look it's another sub," says the Kripp. I am now fully erect. "Welcome to the five dollar club, bro" I barely hear as a single tear runs down my cheek while Kripp's fist fills me completely with value.

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

[Copypasta] Attention Twitch Chat. Kappa IS BEING REMOVED

Kripp gets married in a shack

Rank 25 Casual

Whenever kripp says "alright subber-bros"

Hurr Durr Durr Pizza

Kripp fills me completely with value

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