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This game is 100% luck. Example: Today I am playing hunter. I arcane shot face turn 1 and he topdecks voodoo doctor like wtf can’t deal with these lucky draws
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Adapt created, quest activated, now we Jebaited
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BATTLECRY OUTDATED DISCOVERY OVERRATED ADAPT CREATED QUEST ACTIVATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED NOW WE JEBAITED
BATTLECRY OUTDATED DISCOVERY OVERRATED ADAPT CREATED QUEST ACTIVATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED NOW WE JEBAITED
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IF YOU TOUCH THE BUG, PROGRAM HEARTHSTONE
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BUG TEST 🐛 IF YOU TOUCH THE BUG, PROGRAM HEARTHSTONE ⎝
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Volcanosaur is pretty good with cannot be targeted adapt
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That Volcanosaur is pretty good with cannot be targeted adapt
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What has my life come to? I'm sitting in an empty room
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What has my life come to? I'm sitting in an empty room, behind my wooden pc watching a guy play a card game for children, probably earning my yearly salary in a week's time. All of my ambitions are now gone. Only thing that i have left is my old pc and a memory of who i once was...
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Open the Waygate?
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Open the Waygate? I thought not. It’s not a story the f2p btw would tell you. It’s a P2W legendary. Open the Waygate was a Quest from Journey to Un’Goro, so powerful and so astounding it could use Time Warp to influence the end turn button to create another turn… It had such a knowledge of the spaghetti code that it could even keep the worthy opponents it faced from having a turn. The spaghetti code is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be imbalanced. It became so powerful… the only thing it was afraid of was losing its power, which eventually, of course, it did. Unfortunately, it drew every card from its deck, then its worthy opponent set it to one health. Ironic. It could stop others from drawling, but not itself.
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