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Monitor always grey, need you to fix

twitchquotes: โ˜Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ“ž BabyRage HELLO? Computer repairman?? โ˜Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ“ž BabyRage This is QT โ˜Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ“ž BabyRage Monitor always grey โ˜Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ“ž BabyRage need you to fix
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May 2017
imaqtpie

League of Legends

i got this new anime plot

i got this new anime plot. basically thereโ€™s this high school girl except sheโ€™s got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big olโ€™ tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
July 2019

Weebs

Anime

Classic

Liberty Mutual Auto Insurance

twitchquotes: ๐ŸšถYou owned a car ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš— for 4โฐ๐Ÿ“… yearsโฐ๐Ÿ‘. You๐Ÿšถ named it๐Ÿ‘ฑ Brad๐Ÿ‘ฑ. You๐Ÿ’‘โค๐Ÿ’— loved๐Ÿ’•Brad๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜™. And then you๐Ÿšถโš  totaledโš ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš™ him๐Ÿšฆ. You two ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’‘had been through everything ๐Ÿ‘ฌtogether๐ŸŽญ. ๐Ÿ‘ฌ2 boyfriends๐Ÿ‘ฌ, ๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿ”ง3 jobs๐Ÿ”ซ,โŒ nothing โŒcould replace๐Ÿ‘ฑ Brad๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†. Then Liberty Mutual๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ“ž calls, and you break into your ๐Ÿ˜Šhappy๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ’ƒdance๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ†.
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October 2016

Tit flanders

May 2017

Don't mind me just taking my Lea for a walk

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May 2016
Legendaryleah

Trollge from Typical Colors 2

โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃญโ นโ ›โ ›โ ›โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโ ทโ ถโ ฟโขปโฃฟโฃ›โฃฆโฃ™โ ปโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโขฟโฃฟโ โ €โ €โก€โ €โ ˆโฃฟโข›โฃฝโฃœโ ฏโฃฝโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โขฟโฃทโฃปโก€โขฟ โ โ ›โขฟโฃพโฃ–โฃคโก€โ €โข€โกฐโ ฟโขทโฃถโฃฟโก‡โ ปโฃ–โฃ’โฃ’โฃถโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโข™โฃถโฃฎ โฃคโ €โ €โ ›โ ปโ —โ ฟโ ฟโฃฏโก†โฃฟโฃ›โฃฟโกฟโ ฟโ ฎโกถโ ผโ Ÿโ ™โ Šโ โ €โ ธโขฃโฃฟ โฃฟโฃทโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โ ญโฃโก‰โขฉโฃฅโกคโ ฅโฃคโกถโฃ’โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฐโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโกฝโก„โ €โ €โ €โขฟโฃฟโฃ†โฃฟโฃงโขกโฃพโฃฟโก‡โฃพโฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโก‡โ ƒ โฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃปโฃ†โข„โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ ›โ ›โ ˜โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ™โ ›โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโก‡โขธ โขžโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃโฃทโฃโ ฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก€โข€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ›โฃฟโ ˆ โฃฆโก‘โ ›โฃŸโขฟโกฟโฃฟโฃทโฃโขงโก€โ €โ €โฃถโฃธโก‡โฃฟโขธโฃงโ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโกฟโก† โฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฎโฃญโฃโก›โ ปโขฟโฃทโ ฟโฃถโฃถโฃฌโฃฌโฃโฃ‰โฃ€โฃ€โฃโกคโขดโฃบโฃพโฃฝโก‡
July 2022

Own a musket for home defense

twitchquotes: Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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August 2019

Peeking Anime Girl

โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโ ›โ ‹โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ›โ ›โ ปโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ €โ ˆโ ™โ พโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโฃพโฃฟ โ ‹โกโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ ”โ โ €โ €โข€โ  โ โ ˆโ โ €โ €โ โ €โ ˆโ ปโขพโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโฃพโฃŸโฃฟ โ Šโ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ ”โ ƒโ €โ €โ  โ ˆโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ †โ €โ €โ „โ €โ ™โฃพโฃทโฃฟโขฟโฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ €โก โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โขฐโข€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฐโ €โ €โ ˆโก€โ €โ ˆโขฟโฃŸโฃฟโฃฟ โ €โ €โข€โกœโฃโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โฃ โ โก„โ ฐโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ โ €โ €โ €โ ฐโ €โ €โ ˆโขฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ €โข โ †โข โกƒโ €โ €โ €โฃ”โ †โก˜โก‡โข˜โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟ โข€โก†โ €โกผโขฃโ €โข€โ Œโขธโข โ ‡โก‡โข˜โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โฃฟ โฃผโฃƒโ €โ โขธโข€โ Žโ €โขธโ Žโ €โขธโขธโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‚โข€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟ โ ƒโกโ Ÿโฃทโฃคโ โ €โ €โ ธโ €โ €โกพโข€โข‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ „โ ธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ „โ €โ €โ €โฃฟ โ €โ €โฃ€โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขฆโ €โ €โ €โ €โกงโ ‹โ ˜โก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โขธโ €โ €โ  โก˜โ €โ €โ €โข โฃฟ โ ˆโ €โขฟโข—โกปโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฑโก€โ €โ €โขฐโ โก‡โ €โ €โขจโ ƒโก„โข€โ €โฃธโฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃฑโ €โ €โกŽโ ธโ โ €โข€โ žโกธโ €โกœโข โฃฟโฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โฃบโฃฟโฃงโขฐโฃงโกโก„โ €โกžโ ฐโ โกธโฃ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โกฟโ โฃฟโ Ÿโขโ พโข›โฃงโขผโ โ €โ €โขฐโฃฟโกฟโฃทโฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ กโ „โ €โก โฃšโกทโ Šโ €โ €โ €โฃฟโกฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟ โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก โ Šโ โขธโ โ €โ €โ €โขฐโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ ฑโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก โ Šโ €โ €โ €โกžโ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ €โ ™โขฆโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ โ –โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโฃฟโฃพโกฟโฃทโฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โฃฉโกžโ ‰โ โ €โขธโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฐโ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โก†โ €โ €โฃ€โก โ žโ โฃงโขคโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃทโฃฟโฃทโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃทโ Šโ โ €โ €โกฐโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃนโ ถโขฆโก€โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃทโฃฟโฃทโฃฟ โฃฟโขฟโ €โ €โ €โก”โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ณโก„โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโฃฟโฃพโฃทโฃฟโฃฟ โ ‹โ ˆโ €โข€โ œโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก€โ €โ ˆโฃงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ปโฃฟโฃฝโฃพโฃฟ โข€โก„โก โ Šโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก€โ โ €โ €โ €โฃธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃปโฃฟ โฃฟโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฐโ €โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โกฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขนโฃฟโฃปโฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกผโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃƒโก‡โ €โ ฒโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโฃฟโกฟโฃฟ โฃ€โ คโ คโ คโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โกดโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฌโ žโก‡โ €โ €โ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โกโข€โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โกผโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโ โ €โ ‡โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ ”โ ƒโ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โกผโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก‡โ €โ €โกƒโ €โ €โ ™โข„โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃทโฃฟ โ ’โ Šโ €โ €โขธโ €โฃธโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกžโ €โ €โ €โข…โ €โ €โก‚โ ธโก„โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃŸโฃฟ โ “โ €โ ‰โ €โขธโฃฐโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกœโก†โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โก‡โข€โ ‡โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ ‰โ โ €โข โ žโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฐโ โก‡โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โก‡โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃทโฃฟ โก€โ €โข€โขฟโฃฅโกคโ คโ คโ คโฃ€โฃ€โข โ ‡โ €โขธโ €โ €โขฐโ โ €โขจโ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃŸโฃฟ
December 2021

Weebs

Anime

Ugandan Knuckles 2

โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โ ถโฃฟโฃญโกงโกคโฃคโฃปโฃ›โฃนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃ„ โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โฃผโฃŠโฃคโฃถโฃทโฃถโฃงโฃคโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃท โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡ โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โฃ โฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃง โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โ ธโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก† โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โขธโฃฟโฃฟโก€โ ˜โฃฟโกฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโฃพโฃฟโฃฏโฃฝโฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก€ โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โก โ šโข›โฃ›โฃƒโข„โกโข€โข€โข€โ ˆโ โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ šโ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃท โข€โข€โฃดโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃทโก„โ Šโ ‰โขปโฃŸโ ƒโข€โข€โข€โข€โก โ ”โ ’โข€โข€โข€โข€โขนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ„โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€ โข โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃ„โฃ™โ ปโ ฟโ ถโ ’โ โข€โข€โฃ€โฃคโฃฐโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃ„ โขฟโ Ÿโ ›โ ‹โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃŸโกฟโ ทโฃถโฃถโฃถโขถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก„ โข€โข€โข€โข€โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‰โ ™โ ปโ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟ โข€โข€โข€โข€โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโข€โข€โข€โข€โ ˆโ  โข€โข€โข€โข€โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โข€โข€โข€โข€โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ„โ ˆโ ›โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ Ÿโฃนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‡ โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโฃ€โข€โข€โ ‰โ ›โ ›โ ‹โ ‰โข€โฃ โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ  โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃคโฃ„โฃ€โฃ€โฃคโฃดโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ‹ โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โ ™โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ › โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โขนโฃฟโกฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโ  โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โขธโฃฟโก‡โข€โ ˆโ ™โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‡ โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โฃธโฃฟโก‡โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โขจโฃฟโฃฟ โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โฃพโฃฟโกฟโ ƒโข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โขธโฃฟโก โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โ ปโ ฟโข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข€โข โฃฟโฃฟโก‡
December 2018

I use this chant to summon Sneaky

twitchquotes: โ•ฐ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ )ใคโ”€โ”€โ˜†ใƒป๏พŸ My di ck is small, my butthole is leaky, I use this chant to summon Sneaky โ•ฐ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ )ใคโ”€โ”€โ˜†ใƒป๏พŸ
twitch chat
March 2016
Sneaky

If you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell โ€œamogusโ€ 69 times

If you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell โ€œamogusโ€ 69 times,a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage
May 2021

Among Us / Amogus

Classic

Keepo

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–‘ โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘ โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
November 2014

Anime girl 12

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โ คโ –โ šโข‰โฃฉโฃญโกญโ ›โ “โ ฒโ ฆโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกดโ ‹โ โ €โ €โ Šโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ณโขฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกดโ ƒโข€โกดโขณโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โฃ†โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โกพโ โฃ โ ‹โ €โ ˆโขงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขงโ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โฃธโ โขฐโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขฃโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโฃ‡โ € โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โกพโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃนโฃ†โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขนโ € โ €โ €โขธโ ƒโข€โฃ‡โกˆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก‘โข„โก€โข€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก‡ โ €โ €โขธโ €โขปโกŸโกปโขถโก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โกผโ Ÿโกณโขฟโฃฆโก‘โข„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก‡ โ €โ €โฃธโ €โขธโ ƒโก‡โข€โ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกผโ €โ €โ ˆโฃฟโก—โ ‚โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ  โ €โ €โกโ €โฃผโ €โขณโ Šโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฑโฃ€โฃ€โ ”โฃธโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โกŸโ € โ €โ €โก‡โข€โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ ƒโ € โ €โขธโ ƒโ ˜โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ โ €โ €โข€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃพโ €โ € โ €โฃธโ €โ €โ นโก„โ €โ €โ ˆโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกžโ €โ €โ €โ ธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ € โ €โกโ €โ €โ €โ ™โฃ†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ โขถโก‡โ €โ €โขฐโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ € โขฐโ ‡โก„โ €โ €โ €โกฟโขฃโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โกคโ ดโกžโ ‰โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โฃฟโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃงโ €โ € โฃธโ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โขนโ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โข€โฃฟโ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ โ €โขธโ €โ € โฃฟโ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกคโ คโ ถโ ถโ พโ คโ „โขธโ €โก€โ ธโฃฟโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโฃ‡โ € โก‡โ €โก‡โ €โ €โก€โ €โกดโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ธโกŒโฃตโก€โขณโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขนโก€ โก‡โ €โ ‡โ €โ €โก‡โกธโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ ฎโขงโฃ€โฃปโข‚โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขง โฃ‡โ €โข โ €โ €โขณโ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโกŽโฃ†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜ โขปโ €โ ˆโ ฐโ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฐโ ˜โขฎโฃงโก€โ €โ €โ €โ € โ ธโก†โ €โ €โ ‡โฃพโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โ †โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ ณโฃ„โก€โขขโก€
April 2020

Weebs

Navy Seal

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
April 2019

Classic

Navy Seal

Oops I dropped my CONGA LINE

twitchquotes: Oops I dropped my CONGA LINE ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿšถ ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿšถ CONGA LINE ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿšถ ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿšถ CONGA LINE ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿšถ ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿšถ CONGA LINE ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿšถ ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿšถ CONGA LINE ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿšถ
twitch chat
October 2015

Classic

IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?

โ€ผ๏ธHOLY FUCKING SHITโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜กWRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Yo Angelo!๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!๐Ÿ—ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐Ÿ—ฟ Yo Angelo!๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!๐Ÿ—ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐Ÿ—ฟ Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐Ÿ—ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐Ÿ—ฟ Yo Angelo!๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Yo Angelo!๐Ÿ—ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Yo Angelo!๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐Ÿ—ฟ Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Yo Angelo!๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Yo Angelo!๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Yo Angelo! ๐Ÿ—ฟ Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Oh youโ€™re approaching meโ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“But it was me, Dioโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
August 2021

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

MONTHLY PLEB TEST

twitchquotes: PLEASE COPY PASTE THIS FOR YOUR MONTHLY PLEB TEST: โœ“ amazW โœ“ krippW โœ“ trumpW โœ“ btsLdW โœ“ reynadW โœ“ kolentoW โœ“ bajW โœ“ btsKotlW โœ“ dewW โœ“ emjaneW โœ“ forsenW โœ“ krippW โœ“ mitchW โœ“ singsingFcuk โœ“ reckW โœ“ sodaW โœ“ btsGodzW โœ“ merliniHappyMerlini โœ“ taymooW โœ“ rtzW โœ“ admiralW โœ“ envySwag โœ“ sumailKappa โœ“ btsMerliniW โœ“ wtrWtR โœ“ dagerDendi โœ“ ppdSalt โœ“ fearGASM โœ“ singsingP โœ“ fluffyW โœ“ ratW โœ“ Pleb test passed
twitch chat
April 2016

Classic

QTPie's journal

twitchquotes: QTPies Journal; These streamers are afraid of me. I've seen their true face. Diamond 2 is an extended gutter and the gutter is full of trash. And when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin, like Dom and Jared will drown. The accumulated filth of all their missed flashes and low mechanic champions will foam up around their waists and all the annie mains and boosted monkeys will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "No."
twitch chat
April 2016
imaqtpie

Boosted Animal Jared

League of Legends

This message adds zero value to your life

twitchquotes: This message adds zero value to your life. I hope you enjoyed reading this, because I enjoyed typing it out. If you are still reading this, I would just like to tell you that you are wasting your time. If you think anything positive will come out of this final sentence, you are mistaken
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

Ripperoni Pepperoni dude

twitchquotes: โœ“I'm just gonna shove this shit out โœ“ *I'm pretty strong right now* โœ“ *FUCK man* โœ“ *NO SMALL CAT THOSE ARE MY RIBS* โœ“ *I love it dude* โœ“ *Epic nice dude* โœ“ *Just gonna go shop* โœ“ Did that really fucking hit me? โœ“ Ripperoni Pepperoni dude โœ“.
twitch chat
March 2015
imaqtpie
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