[Copypasta] Oops I dropped my CONGA LINE

Put shoe on head to prove not pre-recorded

twitchquotes: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ PUT SHOE ON HEAD TO PROVE NOT PRE-RECORDED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

twitch chat

August 2015

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My son won't stop using "TwitchSpeak?

My son (14) watches a lot of video game streamers on Twitch.tv. I personally don't find them entertaining but I can understand why some people (like my son) do. Over the past month he's starting using terms like "pog", "jabaited", and "Kappa" which I guess are terms that are used in the scope of Twitch. I don't have an issue with my son using these terms but it's gotten to the point where every sentence is Twitchspeak. We were having dinner and my daughter (age 12) was talking about how she got accepted for a summer program with the local animal shelter, and my son said "Pog you, easy clap". I told him that it was getting out of hand and that he would have to communicate normally to his parents and family. To that he said "Weird champ, feels weird man, normies omega LOL." Until he learns to communicate like a normal human being I've blacklisted Twitch from the internet for the time being. He's hysterical now but I told him that I would unblacklist it if he stopped using twitchspeak, but he's refusing to stop so for now it's banned. AITA?

May 2019

Classic

Am I The Asshole?

Give me another burger OpieOP

twitchquotes: OpieOP

EU is so ba... OpieOP

wait let me take a breath OpieOP

EU is s... OpieOP

i need to take another one OpieOP

fk give me another burger OpieOP

twitch chat

April 2016

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EU vs NA

Mario poops mods

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January 2017

MODS

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I am the BM in the lethal, the salt in the defeat

twitchquotes: The stream starts, and so my spam begins. It shall not end until i am banned. I shall fear no mod, sub to no streamer. I shall live and die in the Chat. For i am the value in the bomber. I am the BM in the lethal. I am the salt in the defeat. I pledge my keyboard to the Chat, for this stream and all the streams to come.

twitch chat

May 2014

Kripp

[Copypasta] Oops I dropped my CONGA LINE

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Put shoe on head to prove not pre-recorded

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My son won't stop using "TwitchSpeak?

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Am I The Asshole?

Give me another burger OpieOP

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EU vs NA

Mario poops mods

MODS

Classic

I am the BM in the lethal, the salt in the defeat

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Hearthstone

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