[Copypasta] Oops I dropped my CONGA LINE

twitchquotes: Oops I dropped my CONGA LINE 🏃ðŸšķ 💃🏃ðŸšķ💃🏃ðŸšķ CONGA LINE 💃🏃ðŸšķ💃🏃ðŸšķ💃🏃ðŸšķ💃🏃ðŸšķ 💃🏃ðŸšķ💃🏃ðŸšķ CONGA LINE 💃🏃ðŸšķ💃🏃ðŸšķ💃🏃ðŸšķ💃🏃ðŸšķ 💃🏃ðŸšķ💃🏃ðŸšķ CONGA LINE 💃🏃ðŸšķ💃🏃ðŸšķ💃🏃ðŸšķ💃🏃ðŸšķ 💃🏃ðŸšķ💃🏃ðŸšķ CONGA LINE 💃🏃ðŸšķ💃🏃ðŸšķ💃🏃ðŸšķ
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October 2015

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Mods can't ban me at this pace

twitchquotes: ðŸĒ SLOW AND STEADY ðŸĒ WINS THE RACE ðŸĒ MODS CAN'T BAN ME ðŸĒ AT THIS PACE ðŸĒ
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April 2017

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You notice a wall of text in twitch chat

twitchquotes: You notice a wall of text in twitch chat and your hand instinctively goes to the mouse. You scroll up to stop the chat elevator and read the pasta, indulging in its delights... You soon realize that this pasta conveys no information nor is particularly witty or funny. Nevertheless, you drag your mouse across, hit Ctrl+C, then Ctrl+V and press Enter
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March 2016

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Tanner from Highschool

twitchquotes: So you're going by "loltyler1" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..
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March 2018
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Tanner from High School

This new spam is FABULOUS

twitchquotes: ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮āŪœÛĐ۞ÛĐāŪœâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Ž KappaPride DAMN THIS NEW SPAM IS FABULOUS KappaPride ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮āŪœÛĐ۞ÛĐāŪœâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Žâ–Ž
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September 2015

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"Based"? Are "Based"? Are you fucking kidding me?

"Based"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "Based"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only word you can comprehend is "Based" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "Based" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about five fucking letters? I bet you took the time to type those five letters too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "Based" on your gravestone?
August 2021

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