[Copypasta] Bumper Ameng burger
twitchquotes: Bumper stared at the burger in his hand. Normally, he loved chowing down on his Big Mac like he chowed on these beta tanks like Swon or Muma or Super. But not today. Today, this burger was a sign of his failure. The double patties of meat reminded him not of succulent juicy beef but only the mighty veiny vascular muscles of Ameng. The seeded bread buns? It was Ameng’s cheeks as he squatted on Bumper’s face. The tomato? It was his blood dripping off Ameng’s hammer. The mayo? You know what it is
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Ameng (Chengdu Hunters's main tank) surprisingly destroyed Bumper (Vancouver Titans's main tank) in a recent OWL match. Ameng is now known as gigachad.
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Ameng meets Bumper in a hallway
twitchquotes: Bumper broke into a cold sweat. There he was across the hallway, a man whose name that brought chills down his spine. Bumper looked down, hoping to avoid direct eye contact. "A-ameng," Bumper stuttered. "What up, virgin" Ameng boomed. Bumper braced himself but it was too late. Ameng's 5000 tonne shoulder slammed into his, the movement causing air waves across the room. Bumper flew back and the concrete wall chipped around him. His shoulder was definitely broken. "Later, nerd." Ameng chuckled.
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What happened to Overwatch's DPS heroes?
twitchquotes: Hey guys, I'm new to overwatch. Is there a reason that they aren't using any damage heroes? How are they supposed to get kills without dps? Are they deleted or banned or something?
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twitchquotes: 📞 4Head HEY DALLAS 📞 4Head JUST HIT BRONZE 📞 4Head CAN I JOIN?
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I officially hate Twitch
twitchquotes: I officially hate Twitch. I worked so hard all day to make a copy pasta that would take the OWL by storm. But no one is considerate enough to copy it with me. Maybe I should just spam J LUL K E like the rest of you sheep
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Jake has huge RipTires
twitchquotes: Jake has huge RipTires, he is one of the best players in OWL, when Jake isn't beating up people in Overwatch, he's beating people in real life so you better think before you say J LUL K E. Peace out.
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