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Team Rocket Prepare For Trouble in Japanese

twitchquotes: 尸尺乇尸卂尺乇下口尺丅尺口凵乃乚乇! 卂𠘨刀从卂长乇工丅刀口凵乃乚乇! 丅口尸尺口丅乇匚丅丅卄乇山口尺乚刀下尺口从刀乇リ卂丂丅卂丅工口𠘨! 丅口凵𠘨工丅乇卂乚乚尸乇口尸乚乇丂山工丅卄工𠘨口凵尺𠘨卂丅工口𠘨! 丅口刀乇𠘨口凵𠘨匚乇丅卄乇乇リ工乚丂口下丅尺凵丅卄卂𠘨刀乚口リ乇! 丅口乇乂丅乇𠘨刀口凵尺尺乇卂匚卄丅口丅卄乇丂丅卂尺丂卂乃口リ乇! 丁乇丂丂工乇! 丁卂从乇丂! 丅乇卂从尺口匚长乇丅乃乚卂丂丅丂口下下卂丅丅卄乇丂尸乇乇刀口下乚工厶卄丅! 丂凵尺尺乇𠘨刀乇尺𠘨口山, 口尺尸尺乇尸卂尺乇丅口下工厶卄丅! 从乇口山丅卄! 丅卄卂丅'丂尺工厶卄丅!

twitch chat

August 2018

Pokemon Marathon 2018

DrDisrespect C V paste

I get the whole meme thing, right? Like the whole meme, meming thing? But like, to be the person sitting in chat and going "C- uh, c v, paste..." 5 seconds later, "Hehe, c v, paste! Hehe! Oh, I got someone else copying and pasting the same thing that I did so c v, paste again! Paste it, paste it all day! Oh, theres four or five that are pasting the same thing! Hehe, I got- I should start my own website of spammers! C v, copy paste!" Like- I can't imagine.. h- like the brain sitting in that head.

August 2021

DrDisRespectLIVE

Sniper Guild recruiter here

twitchquotes: Sniper Guild recruiter here TheIlluminati

. Our mighty organization of hundreds of Sniparrians is in need of new initiates who can infiltrate the Kripparrians stream. A minimum experience of two snipes is required. Do not worry about time delays or snitches, our buddy Drivezy has you covered. We hope you will consider joining us in our quest to defeat Kripparrian

twitch chat

July 2017

Kripp

Hearthstone

Apple announces an EV program

Oh boy I can't wait until 2024 when I can wake up to my Apple Homepod Siri alarm and check my Apple Watch for notifications and take a shower in my Apple Big Douche then put my makeup on before work in my Apple Mirror then take my Apple Car to my job at Apple Phone Plant #584 so I can work on my Mac Pro workstation designing the latest Apple Product the iShit smart toilet that syncs with your iAsshole to sense when you have a massive log brewing in my large intestine and sends me a notification to my apple colonoscopy bag. Russian hackers will know what I had for dinner.

December 2020

WallStreetBets

My Kappa is broken

twitchquotes: My Κappa is broken WutFace

My Κappa is broken WutFace

twitch chat

June 2017

Old WeirdChamp

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ascii art

November 2021

Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month

twitchquotes: monkaS

📉 Um.... Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month...

twitch chat

June 2017

Kripp

Hearthstone

Dragon maid booba vs. Konosuba booba

July 2021

NSFW

America as a nation can be defined as a single word

"America as a nation can be defined as a single word: Iwasinthefootasdkjhasjckabcxdqiweywqfootuidhaksb... excuse me, I was in the foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping, traveling with him, traveled 17,000 miles when I was Vice President. I don't know that for a fact." - Joe Biden

April 2022

Joe Biden

I'm not gay but I want to live with Kanye West

I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Kanye. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Kanye. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then they'll go inside, pen a brief missive to their departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without their one true platonic love.

August 2021

Kanye West

Giovanni Lasagna from Library on A site Inferno hates Jame

Its a me, receptionist Giovanni Lasagna from Library on A site Inferno. I like to read my book in silence but mamma mia, i can not! There is man storming into quiet library every 10 minute with gun he say "He need his AWP next round" so he "is saving". Tell him, I will call police next time!!!!

May 2022

CSGO

This is Morde’s mom

twitchquotes: Hi David, this is Morde’s mom. I noticed you haven’t been picking my son for your team in gym class. Morde has been having a really tough time since his dad and I split up, and it doesn’t make it easy on him when you reroll and say, „We’re never taking Morde.“ I think you should take a hard look at yourself in the mirror and think how it would feel if someone said that about you. Morde has phantom synergy, knight synergy, and he can hit 2 units! Why don’t you try being a bit more inclusive?

twitch chat

July 2019

dogdog

Teamfight Tactics

FACEBOOK OUTDAITED

twitchquotes: Jebaited

FACEBOOK OUTDATED Jebaited

PRIVACY OVERRATED Jebaited

LONG HAVE WE AWAITED Jebaited

NSA ACTIVATED Jebaited

twitch chat

June 2018

HEY ADVERTISERS YOU'RE ONLY PROMOTING TO ONE PERSON

twitchquotes: Jebaited

HEY ADVERTISERS Jebaited

YOU'RE ONLY PROMOTING TO ONE PERSON Jebaited

NEED PROOF? Jebaited

I'LL POST THIS ON MY OTHER ACCOUNTS Jebaited

twitch chat

September 2018

xQc toxic twat

twitchquotes: I mean, it’s XQC. We expected anything different? Did any of ya’lll watch him as an OW pro? Let’s be honest here, was only a matter a time. and his channel won’t die, it’s filled with toxic twats just like him. he gets banned from twitch, he’ll go to FB or YT and continue to make bank.

twitch chat

November 2020

xQcOW

hey xqc are you lying about my mom?

twitchquotes: hey xqc are you lying about fucking my mom? if so my dad will beat you up, hes a retired navy seal. I have never seen you in my house which is quite odd, but if i saw you i would beat you up on god.

twitch chat

June 2020

xQcOW

Valiant calls Shanghai

twitchquotes: HELLO SHANGHAI 📞 4Head

IT'S THE VALIANT 📞 4Head

WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE 📞 4Head

twitch chat

March 2019

OverwatchLeague

Overwatch

Toast stares at the screen

twitchquotes: Toast stares at the screen. His vision begins to fade. "My jaws that bite, my claws that catch". This message burns into his brain. As the armor count slowly rises, Toast's sanity begins to fade. "Just another 1000 armor, then I can quit" he tells himself. His viewers are begging him to stop, it's been weeks and weeks at this point, As he finally begins to succumb to his fatigue and eye strain, he realizes this is the end. He utters one final word, as falls face down onto his desk. "...PogChamp.

twitch chat

December 2018

DisguisedToast

Hearthstone

People need to stop referring to Agilities as Disabilities

twitchquotes: People need to stop referring to Agilities as Disabilities. He is a very skilled player who has worked hard to get to where he is and you're all just disrespecting him by calling him that.

twitch chat

March 2018

OverwatchLeague

Overwatch

Kripp at Blizzcon

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, not sure if you remember me. I sat 3 rows behind you at Blizzcon 2014. I know I will never be a front row pro like you, but I want to let you know that your big head ruined me and my boyfriends experience. I know $200 might not be a lot to you, but I didn't spend $200 to watch the back of your head absorb the front part of your hairline, so next time, scoot over, k?

twitch chat

September 2018

Kripp

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Team Rocket Prepare For Trouble in Japanese

Pokemon Marathon 2018

DrDisrespect C V paste

Sniper Guild recruiter here

Hearthstone

Apple announces an EV program

WallStreetBets

My Kappa is broken

Old WeirdChamp

Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month

Hearthstone

Dragon maid booba vs. Konosuba booba

NSFW

America as a nation can be defined as a single word

Joe Biden

I'm not gay but I want to live with Kanye West

Kanye West

Giovanni Lasagna from Library on A site Inferno hates Jame

CSGO

This is Morde’s mom

Teamfight Tactics

FACEBOOK OUTDAITED

HEY ADVERTISERS YOU'RE ONLY PROMOTING TO ONE PERSON

xQc toxic twat

hey xqc are you lying about my mom?

Valiant calls Shanghai

Overwatch

Toast stares at the screen

Hearthstone

People need to stop referring to Agilities as Disabilities

Overwatch

Kripp at Blizzcon

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