[Copypasta] Kripp at Blizzcon

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, not sure if you remember me. I sat 3 rows behind you at Blizzcon 2014. I know I will never be a front row pro like you, but I want to let you know that your big head ruined me and my boyfriends experience. I know $200 might not be a lot to you, but I didn't spend $200 to watch the back of your head absorb the front part of your hairline, so next time, scoot over, k?
twitch chat
September 2018
Kripp
Kripp was telling chat about his Blizzcon experience. Pros get front row seats at the Blizzcon concert. Blizzcon tickets have been typically around $200.
(▀̿Ĺ̯├┬┴┬┴ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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