[Copypasta] FACEBOOK OUTDAITED

twitchquotes: Jebaited FACEBOOK OUTDATED Jebaited PRIVACY OVERRATED Jebaited LONG HAVE WE AWAITED Jebaited NSA ACTIVATED Jebaited
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June 2018
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For the blind, it is light

twitchquotes: Who is [streamer name]? πŸ€” For the blind, πŸ¦‡ it is light. πŸ’‘ For the hungry 😣 , it is bread. 🍞 For the sick, πŸ’‰ it is the cure. βš•οΈ For the sad 😒 , it is joy. πŸ˜‚ For the poor πŸš«πŸ’° , it is the treasure; πŸ’° ⛏️ for the debtor βž– πŸ’° , it is forgiveness. πŸ™ For the face 😢 , it is the lips πŸ‘„
twitch chat
October 2021

Principle of explosion

We know that "Not all lemons are yellow", as it has been assumed to be true. We know that "All lemons are yellow", as it has been assumed to be true. Therefore, the two-part statement "All lemons are yellow OR unicorns exist" must also be true, since the first part "All lemons are yellow" of the two-part statement is true (as this has been assumed). However, since we know that "Not all lemons are yellow" (as this has been assumed), the first part is false, and hence the second part must be true.
August 2021

Unlucky Skeleton

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July 2022

Obama

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April 2021

Sneaky and Meteos fan fic

twitchquotes: "zach, i can't do this anymore!" meteos cries from his side of the bed. sneaky's eyes widen in shock at the sudden outburst "w-what do you mean, will?" "i'm tired of being your side piece," he cries, "i want to be your one and only." the younger man's face flushes. "will," he starts. "i love you." he digs through the night stand and pulls out a ring. "will you marry me?" "yes!" meteos cries out with joy. he plants a kiss on his lover's cheek, full of tenderness. they are pure passion incarnate.
twitch chat
July 2020
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