[Copypasta] FACEBOOK OUTDAITED

twitchquotes: Jebaited FACEBOOK OUTDATED Jebaited PRIVACY OVERRATED Jebaited LONG HAVE WE AWAITED Jebaited NSA ACTIVATED Jebaited
twitch chat
June 2018
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Ninja Assassins is not fun or interactive

twitchquotes: Ninja Assassins created a strategy that revolved around trying to defeat your opponent in one crit without requiring any battles on the board. Fighting for board control and battles between minions make an overall game of Teamfight Tactics more fun and compelling, but taking 20000+ damage in one Zed crit is not particularly fun or interactive.
twitch chat
July 2019

Teamfight Tactics

Yoshi with Mario's body

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September 2018

Today is the day I copypasta

twitchquotes: (ΰΈ‡ Ν Β° ΝŸΩ„Νœ Ν‘Β°)ΰΈ‡ I have been training since before I was born, and today is the day. Today is the day I spam. (ΰΈ‡ Ν Β° ΝŸΩ„Νœ Ν‘Β°)ΰΈ‡
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Huntard is confused

twitchquotes: ο½ˆο½•ο½Žο½”ο½ο½’ο½„ is ο½ƒο½ο½Žο½†ο½•ο½“ο½…ο½„οΌŽ ο½•ο½Žο½„ο½…ο½’ο½”ο½ο½‹ο½…ο½’ was ο½ο½Œο½ο½™ο½…ο½„ ο½”ο½•ο½’ο½Ž ο½ο½Žο½…οΌŒ but ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½Žο½…ο½Žο½” ο½Œο½‰ο½–ο½…ο½“οΌŽ οΌ₯ο½–ο½…ο½Ž ο½‡ο½’ο½…ο½…ο½”ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ο½“ ο½”ο½’ο½ο½–ο½…ο½Œο½Œο½…ο½’ ο½ο½Žο½„ overpowered doge card did ο½Žο½ο½” ο½—ο½ο½Žο½Žο½…ο½’ο½…ο½„οΌŽ οΌ‘ ο½“ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ο½Œο½… tear ο½’ο½ο½Œο½Œο½“ ο½„ο½ο½—ο½Ž ο½ˆο½‰ο½“ face as ο½ˆο½… ο½ƒο½ο½Žο½ƒο½…ο½„ο½…ο½“οΌŽ time to craft ο½‡ο½ο½ˆο½šο½‰ο½Œο½Œο½οΌŽ
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

Imaqtpie washed up

twitchquotes: Last Saturday, I found Imaqtpie wet and unconscious on a beach. I quickly asked a lifeguard to watch over him while I get help. The lifeguard walks away muttering that he "doesnt watch washed up streamers".
twitch chat
May 2020
imaqtpie
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