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This chat is awful

twitchquotes: This chat is awful, literally ass, except ass can bring pleasure, and this chat is the goddamn antithesis of pleasure. This chat takes life from children and kittens and puts that pure innocence into phallic pus. This chat is disappointment and hate of humanity funneled into barely literate text that takes intelligence and shits all over it before making a shit sculpture out of the souls of everyone watching this whore of a stream. Everyone in this chat is the dregs of humanity, if even that, content with postulating whatever ass talk they can squeeze out of the withered rectum of their wasted lives.

twitch chat

August 2018

I hate Twitch Chat

Don't use the "F word" on the trade floor

Just heard an employee use the “F word” on the trade floor, and immediately fired them. Maybe other funds will tolerate that kind of language, but don’t you dare talk about Fundamentals here.

January 2021

WallStreetBets

We should buy Reddit

We should buy Reddit. Not the stock. The actual company. If we all get together and own 51% then we will own this entire website. We could make the rules, profit from the advertising, and finally get paid for the memes we make. I've even come up with a list of things we could do as new owners: Reddit mods can apply for paid-internships at Reddit. This is much closer to having a real job than what they currently do and would benefit the organization. Your flair is your official title at the company. IE: instead of "CFO" you'll be "PotatoFart" NSFW posts will receive special protections--and if you happen to work in our new skyscraper then NSFW posts are automatically considered SFW. Everyone gets a turn in the corporate jet. Elon becomes a mod. He can also apply to become a paid intern. We have a monthly party on our company yacht: The S.S. VisualMod. Our corporate cafeteria is a dining hall with fast food restaurants along the side--but they're all Wendy's. I think this is a great idea. Keep it high and tight. 👖🚀👖🚀👖🚀

December 2021

WallStreetBets

You have to concede... He has a wisp

twitchquotes: You have to concede... He has a wisp

twitch chat

March 2014

Hafu

♪ ♫ ((( SabaPing ))) ♫ ♪

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twitch chat

August 2017

Kripp BM pyroblasted the wrong guy

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp, you bmed me in a card heart game, punk. Bet you thought I had forgotten, but jokes on you I'm a military trained navy ranger. I can kill a man 10 times before he even realizes. I'm right now backtracing your house address and will be there soon. You bm pyroblasted the wrong guy punk, your dead

twitch chat

April 2014

Kripp

Is that insider trading?

If you're a passenger on a newly recertified 737MAX and it starts to nosedive into the sea so you buy shitloads of BA puts over WiFi before impact, is that insider trading?

December 2020

WallStreetBets

A huge grin appeared on Trump's face

twitch chat

August 2014

Trump

Before I know it, the entire neighbourhood is soaked

twitchquotes: Hi, Reckfull here, from noLife gaming. This is just a friendly reminder that whenever I see BabyRage

or something similar, I lose control of my bodily functions and go into a mad, crazed state of unrelenting sexual frenzy! Before I know it, the entire neighborhood is soaked, and worst of all, I have to order a new Mr. Duck™ every time! So please, remember to keep your children at least 100 yards from my property, and try to keep the BabyRage

to a minimum, for everyone's sake. Thanks!

twitch chat

November 2014

Reckful

Holy shit Kim Kardashian is about to be single

Holy shit Kim Kardashian is about to be single. I've waited so long for this moment. This is my chance, my opportunity. God is real. I should chill with the god talk because she's probably over that stuff but im fucking hyped. I am going to shoot my shot. I am not black so my chances are less but I have been doing push ups, eating vitamins and controlling my jacking off.

January 2021

Here's a brofist for you.... nah just kidding

twitchquotes: ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) krippFist

Hey Kripp, here's a brofist for you.... nah just kidding ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ go *** yourself Kappa

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

$600 should last us for at least 5 months

Our government is so kind and caring for us. Waits till the very last minute to finally pass something and gives us $600 which should last us for at least 5 months. God bless this country

December 2020

WallStreetBets

ELEPHANTS GUIDE ME

twitchquotes: ELEPHANTS GUIDE ME

twitch chat

March 2014

Trump

Hi I 15 year old somalian rhinoceros

twitchquotes: BibleThump

hi I 15 year old somalian rhinoceros i need surgery for gud horn pls send money to my owner nigerian prince pls no pasterino my story BibleThump

twitch chat

August 2015

Reynad

Kaceytron's Porn Producer

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twitch chat

June 2014

Kaceytron

Papparrian is proud of Kripparrian

twitch chat

March 2014

Kripp

So that was a bruh moment

twitchquotes: She said she was “pregnant,” but I wasn’t buying that. I knew she had gas, and a lot of it. I knew that, if properly coaxed out, she had to potential for the greatest fart *EVER*. So one night I walked into her room and slowly approached her belly, and with my entire weight, I performed the greatest pile driver I have ever done. But instead of the thunderous sound expected, I heard a squish sound. Turns out she was pregnant. So that was a bruh moment.

twitch chat

November 2020

EU is a 3rd world country

twitchquotes: Kripp pls make up with papa so u can go to the doctors, you cannot get help in a 3rd world country AKA the EU pls come back to NA where we have doctors

twitch chat

March 2014

Kripp

The Picture

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, Micheal here. Yes, your highschool boyfriend. I still have our private picture. "The picture". If you dont want this to be posted on internet - send me your cat.

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

Banger from /r/conservativerap

Aye Yuh Uh Skrrrt Yuh I hate people who have a different skin color from me (x32) Instrumental break I hate people who have a different skin color from me (x32)

July 2021

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This chat is awful

I hate Twitch Chat

Don't use the "F word" on the trade floor

WallStreetBets

We should buy Reddit

WallStreetBets

Reddit

You have to concede... He has a wisp

♪ ♫ ((( SabaPing ))) ♫ ♪

Kripp BM pyroblasted the wrong guy

Is that insider trading?

WallStreetBets

A huge grin appeared on Trump's face

Before I know it, the entire neighbourhood is soaked

Holy shit Kim Kardashian is about to be single

Here's a brofist for you.... nah just kidding

$600 should last us for at least 5 months

WallStreetBets

ELEPHANTS GUIDE ME

Hi I 15 year old somalian rhinoceros

Kaceytron's Porn Producer

Papparrian is proud of Kripparrian

So that was a bruh moment

EU is a 3rd world country

The Picture

Banger from /r/conservativerap

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