Have you even been walking down the street with your best bro, and while you're walking you accidentally touch hands. You think to yourself, "that was weird, but, I'm not gay".
You are. You are gay.
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I am like a boomerang, I will always return
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Dear nazi mods. you may have permabanned my other account, but shitposting will always find a way. I will lie about how to make faces. I will accuse teams of 322. I will raise my dongers. So don't even waste your time banning me, because I am like a boomerang. I will always return. Pls no copy pasterino dongerino cappucino.
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Gitraktmaet motherships descend upon the Earth
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High in orbit, the Gitraktmaet motherships descend upon the Earth. They prepare to enslave the world and mine it for all its salt, but the scanners detect an abnormally high concentration inside a tiny shack in Greece. The invasion won't be necessary. "Lock onto him with the RNG disruptor," says the captain, greedily. "Soon we shall have all the salt we need."
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ATTENTION 2003 KIDS
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โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธATTENTION 2003 KIDSโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ!!! This 
is the last year of being a kid ๐๐ฆ๐ง! Because NEXT ๐YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS๐๐
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๐ฆ๐ณ PERIODS ๐ฉ๐ซ HEARTBREAKS ๐๐ช MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7TH GRADE)
is the last year of being a kid ๐๐ฆ๐ง! Because NEXT ๐YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS๐๐
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!! PARTYING ๐๐ DRINKING ๐ป๐ธ๐น๐ท MAKING OUT AND SEX ๐
๐ฆ๐ณ PERIODS ๐ฉ๐ซ HEARTBREAKS ๐๐ช MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7TH GRADE)
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All Star by Ben Shapiro
Now, lets say, hypothetically, that somebody once told me that the world would proceed to roll me, and made the claim that I was not, the smartest tool in the shed. Which would lead us to look at the facts and see that she was looking kind of dumb, due to the fact that she had placed her finger and her thumb, in the shape of the letter L, located on her forehead.
This would mean that the years would start coming, and logically wont stop coming, that I was, hypothetically, fed to the rules, which would proceed with me hitting the ground running. Which didnโt make sense, to live for fun, in a way that your brain gets smart, yet your head gets dumb, seeing as thereโs so much to do, and so much to see, so now I must pose the question, what is wrong with taking the backseat? This is due to the fact that youโll never know if you donโt go, nor you will shine if you donโt glow.
For you see, you are, at this moment, an All-Star, so get your game on, and proceed to go play, indeed, youโre an All-Star, get the show on, which would entitled you to get paid. That would mean that all that glitters, is indeed gold, and that only shooting stars, can participate in the process of breaking the mold.
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