Have you even been walking down the street with your best bro, and while you're walking you accidentally touch hands. You think to yourself, "that was weird, but, I'm not gay".
You are. You are gay.
FOR THE HYDRA DEEK OF HELL
ONE WEEB MUST BE SACRIFICED
FOR THE HYDRA DEEK TO RISE
OH MIGHTY HYDRA I SING YOUR SONG
MAY YOU GROW BIG AND LONG