Have you even been walking down the street with your best bro, and while you're walking you accidentally touch hands. You think to yourself, "that was weird, but, I'm not gay".
You are. You are gay.
What happened to this ad? :(
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Ultra Variety Pack bag of Dongers
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เบูอเบเผฝ๏พ เผผ ยบูอยบ เผฝ เญงเผผ อกโูอ อกโเผฝเญจ (เธ อ ยฐ ูอ ยฐ)เธ ใฝเผผสฬูอสฬเผฝ๏พเญงเผผเฒ ็เฒ เผฝเญจไน( โ เฑชโ)ใโ=โกฮฃ((( ใคโูอโ)ใค (เธ โขฬ_โขฬ)เธโ(ยฐ อสอกยฐ)โ(เธ อ อ ยฐ ูอ ยฐ)เธแเผผโูอโเผฝแ Sorry, I dropped my Ultra Variety Packโข bag of Dongers. เผผเบูอเบเผฝ๏พ เผผ ยบูอยบ เผฝ เญงเผผ อกโูอ อกโเผฝเญจ (เธ อ ยฐ ูอ ยฐ)เธ ใฝเผผสฬูอสฬเผฝ๏พเญงเผผเฒ ็เฒ เผฝเญจไน( โ เฑชโ)ใโ=โกฮฃ((( ใคโูอโ)ใค (เธ โขฬ_โขฬ)เธโ(ยฐ อสอกยฐ)โ(เธ อ อ ยฐ ูอ ยฐ)เธแเผผโูอโเผฝแ
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voting booth inspection is not required
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So I was waiting in line to vote when all of a sudden this voting "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my cock because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm voter identity. Because I thought he was a voting official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I voted I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy voting!
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2020 US Election
Colossal amount of educational content
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What is this painful experience youโre inflicting upon us, Michael "Imaqtpie" Santana? I personally am not attending to this League of Legends stream to be witness to this truly horrendous game known as the ยซDark Dungeons". I came for magnificent memes, incredibly pleasurable Skyrim questing, and exciting League of Legends games with a colossal amount of educational content.
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League of Legends
The game of "shitpost" is a gentlemans' sport
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The game of "shitpost" is a gentlemans' sport played by high society clubs like S.M.E.G. on emoting grounds across twitch. To play, one player posts a satirical block of text to the pitch, usually with a paygated emote such as 
. Next, the other players copy and paste the same message while simultaneously laughing at the misfortune of the lower class.
. Next, the other players copy and paste the same message while simultaneously laughing at the misfortune of the lower class.
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Oops I dropped my CONGA LINE
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Oops I dropped my CONGA LINE ๐๐ถ ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ CONGA LINE ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ CONGA LINE ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ CONGA LINE ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ CONGA LINE ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ถ
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