[Copypasta] Kripp BM pyroblasted the wrong guy

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp, you bmed me in a card heart game, punk. Bet you thought I had forgotten, but jokes on you I'm a military trained navy ranger. I can kill a man 10 times before he even realizes. I'm right now backtracing your house address and will be there soon. You bm pyroblasted the wrong guy punk, your dead
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April 2014
Kripp
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Because it's a cool cat

twitchquotes: CoolCat FORCED CoolCat TO CoolCat SPAM CoolCat THIS CoolCat EMOTE CoolCat BECAUSE CoolCat ITS CoolCat A CoolCat COOL CoolCat CAT CoolCat
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July 2015
Kripp

Kripp subscribes to life

twitchquotes: ļ¼©ć€€ļ½•ļ½Žļ½“ļ½•ļ½‚ļ½“ļ½ƒļ½’ļ½‰ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½„怀ļ½†ļ½’ļ½ļ½ć€€ļ½Œļ½‰ļ½†ļ½…怀ļ½”ļ½ć€€ļ½—ļ½ļ½”ļ½ƒļ½ˆć€€ļ¼«ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½Žļ¼Œć€€ļ½„ļ½…ļ½–ļ½ļ½”ļ½…ļ½„怀ļ½ļ½Žļ½„怀ļ½“ļ½•ļ½‚ļ½“ļ½ƒļ½’ļ½‰ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½„怀ļ½ļ½™ļ½“ļ½…ļ½Œļ½†ć€€ļ½”ļ½ć€€ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½ļ¼Œć€€ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½“怀ļ½ƒļ½ˆļ½ļ½Žļ½Žļ½…ļ½Œļ¼›ć€€ļ½ˆļ½ļ½—怀ļ½ļ½ć€€ļ¼©ć€€ļ½’ļ½…ļ½ļ½ļ½‰ļ½„ļ¼Ÿć€€ļ¼«ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½ć€€ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½”ļ½’ļ½ļ½™ļ½“怀ļ½ļ½…ļ¼Œć€€ļ½“ļ½•ļ½‚ļ½“ļ½ƒļ½’ļ½‰ļ½‚ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ć€€ļ½ˆļ½‰ļ½ļ½“ļ½…ļ½Œļ½†ć€€ļ½”ļ½ć€€ļ¼¬ļ¼©ļ¼¦ļ¼„ļ¼ć€€iā€™ļ½ć€€ļ½“ļ½ļ½’ļ½’ļ½™ć€€ļ¼«ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½ļ¼Œć€€ļ½‚ļ½•ļ½”怀ļ¼“ļ¼Øļ¼©ļ¼³ć€€ļ¼­ļ¼Æļ¼®ļ¼“ļ¼Ø怀ļ½™ļ½ļ½•ć€€ļ½ļ½’ļ½…ļ½Žā€™ļ½”怀ļ½‡ļ½…ļ½”ļ½”ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‡ć€€ļ½™ļ½ļ½•ļ½’怀ļ½„ļ½ļ½Žļ½‡ļ½…ļ½’ļ½“ļ¼Œć€€ļ¼µļ¼®ļ¼³ļ¼µļ¼¢ļ¼¢ļ¼„ļ¼¤ļ¼Ž
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March 2014
Kripp

My 13 year old son wants 5 dollars so he can "subscribe"

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, mom here, my 13 year old son wants 5 dollars so he can "subscribe". I dont know what that is, but a quick Google search shows Kripp subscribers are linked with NaCL overdose disorder. Can you explain this? - Sincerely, a concerned parent
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May 2015
Kripp

salty

I want to be Kripp's knee

twitchquotes: ļ¼·ļ½ˆļ½…ļ½Ž ļ¼© ļ½“ļ½…ļ½… ļ¼«ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½ļ½ļ¼‡ļ½“ ļ½‹ļ½Žļ½…ļ½…ļ¼Œ ļ¼© ļ½—ļ½ļ½Žļ½” ļ½”ļ½ ļ½Œļ½‰ļ½ƒļ½‹ ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½‹ļ½Žļ½…ļ½…ļ¼Ž ļ¼© ļ½—ļ½ļ½Žļ½” ļ½”ļ½ ļ½Œļ½‰ļ½–ļ½… ļ½‰ļ½Ž ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½‹ļ½Žļ½…ļ½…ļ¼Ž ļ¼© ļ½—ļ½ļ½Žļ½” ļ½”ļ½ ļ½‚ļ½… ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½‹ļ½Žļ½…ļ½…ļ¼Ž ļ¼© ļ½—ļ½ļ½Žļ½” ļ½”ļ½ ļ½‚ļ½… ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½… ļ½‹ļ½Žļ½…ļ½… ļ½†ļ½’ļ½…ļ½…ļ¼Ž ļ¼°ļ½Œļ½…ļ½ļ½“ļ½… ļ½Žļ½ ļ½ƒļ½ļ½ļ½™ ļ½ļ½ļ½“ļ½”ļ½…ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½ ļ½„ļ½ļ½Žļ½‡ļ½…ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½ ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½…ļ½’ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½ļ¼Ž
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March 2014
Kripp

Jeff from History class last semester

twitchquotes: Hey, kripp! What's up, man? It's Jeff from History class from last semester. I didn't know you were some kind of famous celebrity hahahaha. Hit me up, man. Btw, did you ever hook up with Brian? He was a T H I C C boy. xD You are such a dog. It's cool to see you again. Hit me up sometime!
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May 2017
Kripp
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