[Copypasta] We subbed because we have cash, non-subs are trash

twitchquotes: Hey you poor, underaged trash. You know what the symbol next to my name means? Means I am sub. Means im VIP. Means I got cash. What you got? You got sh!t. You poor non-sub trash ought to pay me and my sub-bros some respect. We subbed because we have cash. Real life jobs, real life credit
twitch chat
August 2014
Kripp
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Rank 25 Casual

twitchquotes: ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎHey Vegeta, what does the scouter say about Kripp's powerlevel? Its over Rank 25 CASUAL!!! ( ยฐ อœส–อกยฐ)โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

The legend of the button

twitchquotes: The legend of the button grew as the potential dust reward that came with it increased. But in the end when the no life Kripparian who had long sold out pressed it, the playful sprites robbed him of his joy and crashed his client. Kripp fell to his knees and in a solemn proclamation said "Never Lucky".
twitch chat
June 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month

twitchquotes: monkaS ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ“‰ Um.... Mr. K-Kripp, I charted your win rate for the last month...
twitch chat
June 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

monkaS BUTTON

twitchquotes: monkaS ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ”ด BUTTON monkaS ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ”ด monkaS ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ”ด BUTTON monkaS ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ”ด
twitch chat
June 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

I saw Kripp at the tavern yesterday

twitchquotes: I saw Kripp at the tavern yesterday. I told him it would be cool to see him play arena again. He said, โ€œWhy, so you can snipe me at 8 wins?โ€ I was taken aback, and all I could say was โ€œHuh?โ€ but he kept cutting me off and going โ€œhuh? huh? huh?โ€ and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I thought he was going for a brofist, so I extended my hand only to have it slapped away in disgust. Later on I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen murlocs in his hands without paying.
twitch chat
May 2020
Kripp

Hearthstone

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