Holy shit Kim Kardashian is about to be single. I've waited so long for this moment. This is my chance, my opportunity. God is real. I should chill with the god talk because she's probably over that stuff but im fucking hyped. I am going to shoot my shot. I am not black so my chances are less but I have been doing push ups, eating vitamins and controlling my jacking off.
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Hit a Nammer with a hammer
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Hit a Nammer with a hammer
Hit a Nammer with a hammer
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Weebs
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Master the donger
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(ΰΈ Ν Β° ΝΩΝ Ν‘Β°)ΰΈ α΄α΄sα΄α΄Κ Κα΄α΄Κ α΄
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imaqtpie
Coated like a plasterer's radio
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After having my birth cannon pounded, he then proceeded to raid my poo pipe. My stench trench was trembling like a rat on acid. The seemingly never-ending streams of gentleman's relish emanating from his thrill drill soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio
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