Holy shit Kim Kardashian is about to be single. I've waited so long for this moment. This is my chance, my opportunity. God is real. I should chill with the god talk because she's probably over that stuff but im fucking hyped. I am going to shoot my shot. I am not black so my chances are less but I have been doing push ups, eating vitamins and controlling my jacking off.
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My opponent draws cards every turn BabyRage
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MY OPPONENT DRAWS CARDS EVERY TURN
MY OPPONENT DRAWS CARDS EVERY TURN
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i start cracking bongland jokes inna bri'ish accent. Am I the asshole?
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>one guy facetimes some british slag he knows
>i start cracking bongland jokes inna bri'ish accent
>say she sounds like hermione
>Make some joke about earl grey tea
>she says, "ask this fuck'a how you even make earl grey tea
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Hi, my name is Artour Babaev, I was born on south russia, in a small farm of Salt, my entire life was all about salt, I would farm salt with my father rino, in fact, my life was so full of salt, my friends named me "PPD", until some gang of Spooky Scary Skeletons killed him. To this day, I vowed to kill all skeltons to avenge my father, dont cpy pastarino my storyno
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octavian will come in your room tonight
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hello my name is octavian i died in a falafel accident 10 years ago unless you copy and paste this 10 times i will come in your room tonight and make you go 0-3 i look like a middle-aged salty vegan
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