Holy shit Kim Kardashian is about to be single. I've waited so long for this moment. This is my chance, my opportunity. God is real. I should chill with the god talk because she's probably over that stuff but im fucking hyped. I am going to shoot my shot. I am not black so my chances are less but I have been doing push ups, eating vitamins and controlling my jacking off.
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The Moon isn't so great?
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The Moon isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw an astronomical object with such an ability and movement within the celestial plane? The Moon puts the eclipse game to another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a planet with its skill and passion for moving in front of things again. The Sun breaks records. Earth breaks records. The Moon breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.
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The Feed Lord is here
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Michael "Imaqtpie" Santana slowly stroked his beard. There was only one thing on his mind. "I have a need..." he smirked. "A need to feed." His hand moved from his beard to his mouse. He locked in kog maw with a grin. "The Feed Lord is here."
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Hiko is as cracked as he is jacked (7-11 diapers)
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Iâm telling you, Hiko is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said âthey contain my full power so I donât completely shit on these kidsâ then he bunny hopped out the door
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Master the donger
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Wow! I love Verizonâ˘!
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Wow! I love Verizonâ˘! Iâm glad that the internet is so free! Isnât it great to say whatever you want and have your opinion represented equally across the internet! Itâs really great! Good thing Verizon has spent millions on having that removed Iâm sure they wonât abuse it! Thank you Verizonâ˘! I love Verizonâ˘! Donât you love Verizonâ˘?! Say it! Say it! Say you love Verizonâ˘! Canât you see theyâre protecting us from all those small businesses who want to steal a fraction of their market?! Donât you hate those people disagreeing with you?! I sure love Verizonâ˘! Thank you Verizonâ˘! Thank you for sticking your gold plated rusty knives up our asses and looking us dead in the eyes and saying âthis is whatâs best for a free and open internetâ and slowly twisting it deeper and deeper until we eventually just give out and shit money into your fat wallets!
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