Holy shit Kim Kardashian is about to be single. I've waited so long for this moment. This is my chance, my opportunity. God is real. I should chill with the god talk because she's probably over that stuff but im fucking hyped. I am going to shoot my shot. I am not black so my chances are less but I have been doing push ups, eating vitamins and controlling my jacking off.
What happened to this ad? :(
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Twitch Should Ban The Term βLive-Streamingβ
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Twitch Should Ban The Term βLive-Streamingβ. Itβs offensive to dead people. My great grandparents are dead and I would like to show them some respect and have twitch ban the term βlive-streamingβ. Itβs a slur used against dead people
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Trent from high school
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Hey [insert streamer name here] this is Trent from highschool. Remember that girl you liked, Jessica? Yeah we're married now. Sucks for you wasting your life away playing stupid video games. I have a big job in a huge company, a beautiful wife, two kids, and a nice car. What do you have huh? A PC? HA! I own five of those. And your chat is stupid. Bye loser!
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Tanner from High School
A long long time ago, when Kripp was noLife
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A long long time ago, when Kripp was noLife, he stumbled across an old woman in an alleyway after buying some lentil soup. She told Kripp to give him the soup and in return he would find a beautiful girl. Unfortunately, Kripp didnt realize the old woman was the succubus Raina, who would eventually make him a simple casualarrians
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YA SPAM IT
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γ½ΰΌΌβ₯βΆΩΝββ€ΰΌ½οΎ THIS IS OUR CHAT MODS γ½ΰΌΌβ₯βΆΩΝββ€ΰΌ½οΎ (ΜΏβΜΏ ΜΏΔΉΜ―βΜΏ ΜΏ)Μ YA SPAM IT (ΜΏβΜΏ ΜΏΔΉΜ―βΜΏ ΜΏ)Μ
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