[Copypasta] I spend all day working my ass off at the pasta factory

twitchquotes: I spend all day working my ass off at the pasta factory trying to provide pasta to hard-working people all across the world. After a long day of work, I come to Kripp's chat to unwind and have thought-driven discussions about my favorite game and favorite streamer. When I get here, however, all I see is pasta after pasta. All I want to do is escape my miserable life, but you fucks keep spamming.
twitch chat
March 2018

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I hate Twitch Chat

What happened to this ad? :(
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NA is just so free

twitchquotes: As an European it was always hard for me to understand American culture. What was fascinating for me is that they like bragging about their freedom which was weird for me, because I didn't think that I have any less freedom than them. I always thought 'What is the difference'. However after this game I finally understand it. NA is just so fucking free.
twitch chat
May 2019
Riot Games

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League of Legends

EU vs NA

Math is "mental abuse to humans"

twitchquotes: You know how some people say that math is ā€œmental abuse to humansā€? Well, lemme tell you one thing: ā€œMathā€ is an abbreviation for ā€œmathematicsā€, so youā€™re only looking at 36% of the whole thing. What does the other 64% stand for? It stands for ā€œexcept mostly at truly intelligently cool studentsā€! That means, if you think math is mentally abusing you, youā€™re not truly intelligent or cool! Youā€™re dumb and lame! So the next time someone gives you the first 36% of this ridiculous acronym, give them the other 64%. Donā€™t forget to tell them that they suck at etymology.
twitch chat
October 2020

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Pickpocket hot tip

twitchquotes: Hot tip: When someone yells pickpocket start searching for your wallet in the groin area and exclaim 'Thank God my wallet is safely tucked between my testicles'. The pickpocket will see this and assume that the wallet is there. These people usually have very supple and delicate hands so when they try to take your wallet you will instead get a pleasant fondling to your genital area.
twitch chat
January 2019

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My daughter was born with a hearing impairment

twitchquotes: My daughter was born with a hearing impairment than ultimately left her deaf shortly after birth. I have been working for years to pay for a new surgery that would allow her to hear again. Today was her 8th birthday and I managed to get her what she's always wanted for her birthday, the sense of hearing. I decided to let her listen in on what Daddy has been watching late at night and I turn on your stream and what do I hear? Silence. Now she's crying thinking she's deaf again, Nice job Kripp.
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June 2017
Kripp

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Years of research

twitchquotes: Yeah, Iā€™m a smash player. Along with that I know many things that most donā€™t know about these communities. Melee isnā€™t part of the actual smash community and Iā€™m not saying that because I donā€™t like them. Iā€™m saying that based off of years of research.
twitch chat
January 2019

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Super Smash Bros

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