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President Trump gave us Christmas back

twitchquotes: Today at Walmart I told the cashier Merry Christmas. She said, "Happy Holidays, ma'am, I smiled and said "You don't have to be afraid anymore. President Trump gave us Christmas back" she started crying tears of joy and said "Merry Christmas" and then everyone in the store applauded

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December 2018

Hungrybox is in need of a MAJOR comeback!

twitchquotes: Hungrybox is in need of a MAJOR comeback! I got you, son! Mom? hit noises ding Yes! Amazing! A surprise save from Hungrybox’s….mother? Your moves were a little bit off son, you must be hungry. Fuel up on Campbell’s® Chunky® Soup. Thanks Mom. Now, let’s smash this noob!

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May 2020

Hungrybox

A teacher asked the class, "what is SEX?"

A teacher asked the class, "what is SEX?" Johnny got up and said, "Sex is a TEMPTATION which causes a SENSATION when a boy sticks his LOCATION into a girl's DESTINATION which increases the POPULATION for the next GENERATION. Do you get my EXPLANATION? or do you need a DEMONSTRATION?" The teacher fainted.

April 2021

PLEASE STOP ASKING IF I CAN STACK

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PLEASE STOP ASKING IF I CAN STACK 3 can:

I can easily stack 3 of these stupid cans, even 4

And that is absolutely none of your business.I can

stack 4 or 5 whether you ask me or not.

4 ME DrinkPurple.

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March 2019

Grand Widow Faerlina needs a new succubus

twitchquotes: ＨｉＫｒｉｐｐｉｔ＇ｓＧｒａｎｄＷｉｄｏｗＦａｅｒｌｉｎａ．ＩｎｅｅｄａｎｅｗｓｕｃｃｕｂｕｓｔｏｌｅａｄｍｙａｃｏｌｙｔｅｓａｎｄＩｗａｓｗｏｎｄｅｒｉｎｇｉｆＲａｎｉａｗｏｕｌｄｂｅｉｎｔｅｒｅｓｔｅｄ？Ｉｈｅａｒｄｓｈｅｉｓａｎａｍａｚｉｎｇｓｕｃｃｕｂｕｓ．Ｔｈａｎｋｓｆｏｒａｓｋｉｎｇ！Ｋｎｅｅｌｅｒｉｎｏｂｅｆｏｒｅｍｅｗｏｒｍｅｒｉｎｏ！

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July 2014

Kripp

[Copypasta] Have you heard about Twitch Prime?

President Trump gave us Christmas back

Hungrybox is in need of a MAJOR comeback!

A teacher asked the class, "what is SEX?"

PLEASE STOP ASKING IF I CAN STACK

Grand Widow Faerlina needs a new succubus

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