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Is this chat filled with parrots?

twitchquotes: Is this chat filled with parrots? All you guys do is copy what the person above you wrote. Please have some originality and contribute to a smarter chat.

twitch chat

August 2014

I hate Twitch Chat

ZULUL RUNNING LOW ON COMMANDOS

twitchquotes: ALO ALO 📞 ZULUL RUNNING LOW ON COMMANDOS 📞 ZULUL NEED BACKUP 📞 ZULUL VI VON 📞 ZULUL

twitch chat

July 2019

Kripp invites Hotform to a friendly Fireside duel

twitchquotes: Hotform sees another invite to a friendly Fireside duel from Kripp and wants to move into fetal curl, but his hand is chained to the heater. Rania steps next to his laptop, putting dry bread and tap water down. “Come, Hotform, it is only 3 more hours today. You can even have some lettuce for dinner.” His eyes tear up while he accepts the invite and mulligans his hand, but then he sees Kripp’s first minion: Lucentbark. “No, nononono, please, please! Kill me! Just kill me! CHAT! CHAT HELP ME!”

twitch chat

August 2019

Kripp

Hearthstone

Another extremely unjust loss

twitchquotes: Once again, Kripp, you suffer another extremely unjust loss. I have no idea why you keep losing game after game, even though you possess superb drafting and world-class card game decision making skills. There's clearly something not right and I'm betting that someone at Blizzard may be a little jealous of you.

twitch chat

September 2018

Kripp

Hearthstone

Forsen how DARE you miss lethal

twitchquotes: Forsen how DARE you miss lethal. You are a pro gamer. I look up to you as my hearthstone mentor, perhaps even as a father figure. My dad wouldn't miss lethal, and neither should you...

twitch chat

November 2014

Forsen

Chocolate Rain Copypasta

twitchquotes: ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ chocolate rain ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ、ヽヽ｀ヽ

twitch chat

February 2015

TayZondayGames

I was worried regi was losing control of tsm

twitchquotes: I was worried regi was losing control of tsm but after seeing them choke in playoffs its clear to see he is in full control

twitch chat

September 2018

Riot Games

League of Legends

it's okay take monday off

twitchquotes: It's ok [insert streamer name], take off monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday, sunday, january, february, march, april, may, june, july, august, september, october, november, december. 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2023, 21st century, 22nd century, 23rd century off. you work too hard.

twitch chat

September 2020

Voluteering at a Food Bank

twitchquotes: Hey Imaqtpie! I'm gonna volunteering at a Food Bank soon. Thanks for playing a fatty Yasuo game to teach me the tips on feeding! Thanks in advance and God bless

twitch chat

August 2017

imaqtpie

Service dog approaches you

twitchquotes: If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help. Follow the dog and you'll get a free purse or wallet.

twitch chat

April 2019

ADVERTISING ACTIVATED

twitchquotes: LUL

TWITCH OUTDATED LUL

STREAM OVERRATED LUL

LONG HAVE WE WAITED LUL

ADVERTISING ACTIVATED LUL

twitch chat

October 2018

autism

twitch chat

November 2014

Trump

Have you considered playing Raid Shadow Legends

twitchquotes: (name). You always play (game). Have you considered playing a turn base MMORPG Raid Shadow Legends. With the code TtS you'll get 50,000 silver and a free epic champion as part of the new player program to start your journey! Good luck and I'll see you there!

twitch chat

June 2021

sellout

Unrealized losses

She runs her hand through your thinning hair and laughs. “What?” you ask absentmindedly. You’re looking at Futures, and you’re surprised to see them red. “I want you to play with me.” She says it playfully, but the single ounce of you that isn’t totally aloof realizes she said this in earnest. And so you do. You throw your phone, and you pin her to the sofa, then the ground. You both roll about, wrestling, like lion cubs. Kissing, lightly biting. Sometime later, you both stop, breathing hard. She grabs an open bottle of red wine, and you pass it back and forth. Eventually she says, “I want to do that more.” But you’ve already found your phone again to check Futures. Still red. “Uh huh,” you say, distracted. She stares at you for a long moment, but you don’t realize it. Silently, she gets up and goes to bed, and you don’t say a word because you don’t notice. She hasn’t left you yet, but she will soon. Unrealized losses.

December 2020

WallStreetBets

im such a nice guy, i deserve a girlfriend

twitchquotes: im such a nice guy, i deserve a girlfriend, yesterday i always commented how nice poki looked instead of making weird sexual comments like the weridos there

twitch chat

October 2020

Simps

Not your typical 12 year old ;)

twitchquotes: I'm twelve but everyone says I am very mature for my age and say I'm basically 16. Also, I love real bands like AC/DC and punk rock like green day so I'm not your typical 12 year old.

twitch chat

December 2017

I own a musket for base defense (Palworld)

I own a musket for base defense, since that's what the developers intended. Four Syndicate dunderheads breach my front gate. "What the Ignis?" As I grab my cold resistant metal armor and musket. Blow a pal sphere sized hole through the first thug, he's dead on the spot. Draw my make-shift pistol on the second thug, miss him entirely because it's crafted from spare parts and nails the neighbor's Rayhound. I have to resort to my Lamball and the mounted rocket fortification at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho lads" the shrapnel shreds two thugs in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off the neighbors alarm bells. Ready my metal spear and charge at the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the PIDF to arrive since thirty-seven stab wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the developers intended.

January 2024

Palworld

EU article 13 comment is hidden

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twitch chat

March 2019

This Kripp's stream is CRAZY!

twitchquotes: ☑ This Kripp's stream is CRAZY!” ☑ “My salt can't win against salt like that” ☑ "He needed PRECISELY those two Kappas to win" ☑ “He top decked the only excuse that could beat me” ☑ "He had the perfect CTRL+V ☑ “There was nothing I could paste” ☑ “I copypasta'd that perfectly”

twitch chat

May 2017

Kripp

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

First time I got smash 4 and tried it

twitchquotes: First time I got smash 4 and tried it, after having played Fox-only on Final Destination for years in Melee, I was so disappointed. I couldn't Doowop an Skippity Uppity Airslap into a Wavedashed Cockdump Sparklenut. You aren't even allowed to Spitshine a ledge canceled Dickknob after twirlywhirly dibbidybobbidyboo 2: Electric Boogaloo. Fucking inexcusable. I really hope Sakurai dies so the series can see its full potential.

twitch chat

November 2018

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Is this chat filled with parrots?

I hate Twitch Chat

ZULUL RUNNING LOW ON COMMANDOS

Kripp invites Hotform to a friendly Fireside duel

Hearthstone

Another extremely unjust loss

Hearthstone

Forsen how DARE you miss lethal

Chocolate Rain Copypasta

I was worried regi was losing control of tsm

League of Legends

it's okay take monday off

Voluteering at a Food Bank

Service dog approaches you

ADVERTISING ACTIVATED

autism

Have you considered playing Raid Shadow Legends

sellout

Unrealized losses

WallStreetBets

im such a nice guy, i deserve a girlfriend

Simps

Not your typical 12 year old ;)

I own a musket for base defense (Palworld)

Palworld

EU article 13 comment is hidden

This Kripp's stream is CRAZY!

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

First time I got smash 4 and tried it

Super Smash Bros

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Is this chat filled with parrots?

I hate Twitch Chat

ZULUL RUNNING LOW ON COMMANDOS

Kripp invites Hotform to a friendly Fireside duel

Hearthstone

Another extremely unjust loss

Hearthstone

Forsen how DARE you miss lethal

Chocolate Rain Copypasta

I was worried regi was losing control of tsm

League of Legends

it's okay take monday off

Voluteering at a Food Bank

Service dog approaches you

ADVERTISING ACTIVATED

autism

Have you considered playing Raid Shadow Legends

sellout

Unrealized losses

WallStreetBets

im such a nice guy, i deserve a girlfriend

Simps

Not your typical 12 year old ;)

I own a musket for base defense (Palworld)

Palworld

EU article 13 comment is hidden

This Kripp's stream is CRAZY!

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

First time I got smash 4 and tried it

Super Smash Bros

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