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Atheists โฆ what if you die and you find out it is all real?
Iโm not trying to be an asshole. Think about this before answering.
Atheists โฆ what if you die and you find out it is all real? God, the Bible, Jesus, death on a cross, resurrection โฆ all of it. What then?
I'm gay because...
You are gay because you like men
Iโm gay because I hate women
We are not the same
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TIFU: By slapping my wifeโs ass
TIFU: By slapping my wifeโs ass
Last night my wife and I were getting hot and heavy, and began having sex. During sex, I decided to put in a little spanking.
This is where things got weird.
As I slapped her ass in the heat of the moment, she bursts out with โyes daddy, spank me harder!โ (To preface I knew she had some serious daddy issues)This initially was a turn on, but after a few seconds all I could think of was disciplining my daughter and my face went sour. I stopped immediately and felt awkward. She responded with โwhatโs wrong daddy, did you not punish me enough?โ
I walked out of the room and told her I needed a minute. Now I donโt think I can ever have sex again.
TL;DR slapped my wifeโs ass, called me daddy, now I can only think about disciplining my daughter and donโt know if I can ever have sex again
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