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RIP Joe the Spider
I know this is really stupid but Iβm sad about it.
Yesterday I had a friend come over. Iβm a girl who lives alone so I guess some βdudeβ stuff hasnβt been done around the house.
Context: I have a spider named joe. Heβs a dandy long leg. Heβs been my friend in the bathroom for months and had recently made his way down to closer by me by the tub instead of on the ceiling. I like to think I gained his trust.
Well my friend goes into the bathroom and comes out said βyouβre welcomeβ. Iβm super confused. So I ask βfor what?β He says βI just killed a big ass spider for youβ.
I couldnβt even contain myself. I just yelled βYOU KILLED JOE?!β And started tearing up. I didnβt tell him to leave Joe alone it never occurred to me. JOE TRUSTED ME. Joe had been in my bathroom since he was super tiny and he grew to be such a big boy.
My friend was distraught. Heβs a Pisces, so he immediately felt my deep sorrow for Joe. He apologized and swore to never squish any more spiders at my house.
I think Joe was biologically female because there is a baby Joe. Baby Joe is on my ceiling but idk if I can gain Baby Joeβs trust after they witnessed the murder of their parental figure.
RIP Joe I miss you so much. Getting ready in the morning will never be the same.
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