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ALO ALO π ZULUL RUNNING LOW ON COMMANDOS π ZULUL NEED BACKUP π ZULUL VI VON π ZULUL
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I used to be a real ad
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Are you Pepega?
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Raise your hand to see if you are retarded or not β 
Raise your hand to see if you are retarded or not β
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Andrew Tides "The Turncloak" Biessnener was caught
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Andrew Tides "The Turncloak" Biessnener was caught today at Dulles Airport trying to fly to Moscow. He was found carrying top secret American Hearthstone decks built by Reynad. He planned on passing them to Russian KGB agent, Kolento Pistolev. As he was arrested Tides shouted, "Death to America!"
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Don't use the "F word" on the trade floor
Just heard an employee use the βF wordβ on the trade floor, and immediately fired them. Maybe other funds will tolerate that kind of language, but donβt you dare talk about Fundamentals here.
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Roll up thy sleeves and assume position for fisticuffs
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(ΰΈβΰ²°_β’Μ)ΰΈ Roll up thy sleeves and assume position for fisticuffs, foul Moderinos (ΰΈβΰ²°_β’Μ)ΰΈ
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hey there buddy chum pal friend
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hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...
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