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Genetics is the future
I keep putting more money into ARKG and making more money and I'm starting to actually fall in love with the genetics revolution. I hope one day they invent some sort of super sperm cocktail so I can shoot thicc rope with giant big brain sperm like tadpoles that come out and shoot 16 feet at 90mph. Then I can train my fatheaded genius kids how to buy calls. It could also offer a self-defense solution in a pinch as you rapid fire tadpoles at any incoming attackers.
Genetics is the future.
I keep putting more money into ARKG and making more money and I'm starting to actually fall in love with the genetics revolution. I hope one day they invent some sort of super sperm cocktail so I can shoot thicc rope with giant big brain sperm like tadpoles that come out and shoot 16 feet at 90mph. Then I can train my fatheaded genius kids how to buy calls. It could also offer a self-defense solution in a pinch as you rapid fire tadpoles at any incoming attackers.
Genetics is the future.
Hey subs, it's me walking with my $5, don't mind me
twitchquotes:Hey subs! [Μ²Μ $Μ²Μ (Μ²Μ 5)Μ²Μ $Μ²Μ ]γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½ΰΈ It's me walking with my $5, don't mind me.
Hey subs! [Μ²Μ $Μ²Μ (Μ²Μ 5)Μ²Μ $Μ²Μ ]γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½ΰΈ It's me walking with my $5, don't mind me.
You know what really bothers me?
twitchquotes:You know what really bothers me? When I walk into a public restroom and find semen and urine all over the seat of the only toilet there. It disgusts me and makes me really uncomfortable. That's how I feel reading this chat. Please no copy pasterino, these are my personal feelings and not to be mocked.
You know what really bothers me? When I walk into a public restroom and find semen and urine all over the seat of the only toilet there. It disgusts me and makes me really uncomfortable. That's how I feel reading this chat. Please no copy pasterino, these are my personal feelings and not to be mocked.
Hello Michael Santana, this is your local tax officer
twitchquotes:Hello Michael Santana, this is your local tax officer. Your last reply as to why you haven't paid your taxes is unnacceptable. "I'll check it out later" and "You know how I get down" are NOT valid excuses. We are sending our men over RIGHT NOW to start repossessing your house.
Hello Michael Santana, this is your local tax officer. Your last reply as to why you haven't paid your taxes is unnacceptable. "I'll check it out later" and "You know how I get down" are NOT valid excuses. We are sending our men over RIGHT NOW to start repossessing your house.
I'm watching you
twitchquotes:ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝββ¬β΄β¬β΄ im watching you