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This is a routine PokiW check
twitchquotes:Hello sir. Do you know why I've stopped you? You haven't done anything wrong. This is just a routine PokiW check, sir. May I see your Twitch sub badges and username, please? Thank you. Now let's see that PokiW, hmm? Go ahead, type it in chat. No funny business. Dot the I and capitalize the W. I better not see an emote, son. Or you're off to jail.
Hello sir. Do you know why I've stopped you? You haven't done anything wrong. This is just a routine PokiW check, sir. May I see your Twitch sub badges and username, please? Thank you. Now let's see that PokiW, hmm? Go ahead, type it in chat. No funny business. Dot the I and capitalize the W. I better not see an emote, son. Or you're off to jail.
Every fucking time I pass by the kitchen I canโt resist but stick my dick in the Nesquik cereal box. It doesnโt matter if the cereal hurts my tip, I thrust it in as fast as I can. I donโt care if my grandma cries for me to stop, I canโt resist looking at his goddamn face; yeah, thatโs right, the Nesquik bunnyโs face. As I masturbate in chocolate cereal balls I imagine the Nesquik bunny begging me to destroy his ass, and then ejaculating chocolate milk all over my face as I grant his wish. Normal people disgust me, my only sex drive is towards that fucking bunny; since the first time Iโve seen his sexy ass I canโt restrain myself from cumming in the chocolate cereal box at least twice a day. Everyone in the house thinks that Iโm crazy and that I need some kind of therapy, but truth is, Iโm the only sane one here.
Dadnad and Momnad
twitchquotes:hello son, Dadnad here. Please don't waste your life away in front of that computer playing some card game. Text that girl, Lea, and play that guitar for her. Did I ever tell you that's how I woo'd Momnad? Kids these days, don't let me down, son.
hello son, Dadnad here. Please don't waste your life away in front of that computer playing some card game. Text that girl, Lea, and play that guitar for her. Did I ever tell you that's how I woo'd Momnad? Kids these days, don't let me down, son.
Lmao you call yourself a XQC fan? Iโm fucking loaded on reddit accounts bro
Lmao you call yourself a XQC fan? Iโm fucking loaded on reddit accounts bro. I practically control r/place, Iโm that fucking powerful. Try talking in chat again when youโre a true fan...
Lmao you call yourself a XQC fan? Iโm fucking loaded on reddit accounts bro. I practically control r/place, Iโm that fucking powerful. Try talking in chat again when youโre a true fan...
Illuminati confirmed. Get rekt CLG
twitchquotes:FInals being played in MSG. Who else plays in MSG? The Knicks. Who's with the Knicks? Phil Jackson. What is Phil Jackson famous for? 3-peats. What is TSM trying to do today? 3-peat. Illuminati confirmed. Get rekt CLG.
FInals being played in MSG. Who else plays in MSG? The Knicks. Who's with the Knicks? Phil Jackson. What is Phil Jackson famous for? 3-peats. What is TSM trying to do today? 3-peat. Illuminati confirmed. Get rekt CLG.