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Rania and her Puerto Rican lover in 2017
twitchquotes:The year is 2017 - Rania is playing hardstone while her puerto rican lover performs felatio on her. She queues into an UNKNOWN and instantly receives a message from the Kripp. "This is so unfair! It`s not my fault vegans can`t eat p*#sy! You have 30 minutes to come back home before I shoot myself and dex in the face with my vegan gun!" She aggressively slams the desk: "DAMN IT!". "Que se pasa amor" Antonio looks up perplexed, She replies: "Turn 1 go first zombie chow...".
The year is 2017 - Rania is playing hardstone while her puerto rican lover performs felatio on her. She queues into an UNKNOWN and instantly receives a message from the Kripp. "This is so unfair! It`s not my fault vegans can`t eat p*#sy! You have 30 minutes to come back home before I shoot myself and dex in the face with my vegan gun!" She aggressively slams the desk: "DAMN IT!". "Que se pasa amor" Antonio looks up perplexed, She replies: "Turn 1 go first zombie chow...".
Hi Tyler i'm Adam, Macaiyla's Ex Boyfriend
twitchquotes:Hi Tyler i'm Adam, Macaiyla's Ex Boyfriend. I dont know why she choosed a 5ยด6 peanut looking guy over me (Im a 6ยด7 College athlete and i bench press 500 pounds) but im glad she came around a good fella like you. Remember she like watching at sunsets and reciving chin kisses! Have a good one Buddy!
Hi Tyler i'm Adam, Macaiyla's Ex Boyfriend. I dont know why she choosed a 5ยด6 peanut looking guy over me (Im a 6ยด7 College athlete and i bench press 500 pounds) but im glad she came around a good fella like you. Remember she like watching at sunsets and reciving chin kisses! Have a good one Buddy!
HELLO 911 JAKE IS IN MY ROOM
twitchquotes: HELLO 911 ๐ JAKE IS IN MY ROOM ๐ HE HAS A PULSE BOMB ๐ WHATS THAT? ๐ ILL BE OKAY? ๐
4Head HELLO 911 ๐ 4Head JAKE IS IN MY ROOM ๐ 4Head HE HAS A PULSE BOMB ๐ 4Head WHATS THAT? ๐ 4Head ILL BE OKAY? ๐ 4Head
I hope Yuumi wins
twitchquotes:I hope Yuumi wins. I am a Yuumi main. I love cats, and my parents tell me I'm a parasite, so we have a lot in common. Yuumi might not be able to flash, but it lights up my life and heart. Go Yuumi!!!!!!
I hope Yuumi wins. I am a Yuumi main. I love cats, and my parents tell me I'm a parasite, so we have a lot in common. Yuumi might not be able to flash, but it lights up my life and heart. Go Yuumi!!!!!!
I saw it on the new hip website called Reddit!
twitchquotes:I saw it on the new hip website called Reddit! It's a pun on Read and It, Reddit! Isn't that swell! There are also these things called May-mays or otherwise known as memes there. They're really funny
I saw it on the new hip website called Reddit! It's a pun on Read and It, Reddit! Isn't that swell! There are also these things called May-mays or otherwise known as memes there. They're really funny