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ALO ALO π ZULUL RUNNING LOW ON COMMANDOS π ZULUL NEED BACKUP π ZULUL VI VON π ZULUL
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Me name is Kowak and I are from Poland
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Hi me name is Kowak and I are from Poland. Sorry for me bed England. I works in a shop, and i only earn a little money. So to afford an computer i had to selled me girlfriend. But I cant play LOL? Me heard that someone say something about internett, but what is internett? Ples help me poor human from poland. And no copy pasterino trollerino
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imaqtpie
Hospitals
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If 700,000 people die in hospitals every year. Why don't we close down these hospitals and prevent those deaths? (γ€ Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)γ€
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Reynad Rick Harrison
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I'm Reynad and this is my stream. I work here with my nazi mods and my boyfriend, Jeff. Every game on this stream is bullshit RNG and pure salt. One thing I've learned after 4 years - you never know WHAT will trigger me next. 
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CHAT IS DEVELOPMENTALLY DISABLED
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γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ CHAT IS DEVELOPMENTALLY DISABLED γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ
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I hate you
Mark, let me tell you something. Pay close attention to the text that I am about to write.
An average human body has about 38 trillion cells. In each of these cells there is a spiral helix of DNA that, if stretched to its maximum, is about two meters long. DNA is one of the densest stores of information on the planet: a single gram of DNA stores about 700 terabytes of information. If we stretched out the 76 trillion meters of DNA in my body and recorded, character by character, the word "Hate" over and over and over again, this pile of information could not store the tiniest fraction of a trillionth of the hatred that I feel for you right now. Every drop of blood in my body cries out for your death. My very soul writhes in disgust. Your mere existence is a blasphemy and an affront to every possible virtue and quality that any rational being can possess. You are a deception to Satan himself.