[Copypasta] Always has been

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It's 2036

It’s 2036. Your mom was an e girl with an onlyfans and your dad is a sadboi guitarist. 98% of the Caucasian male students in school are named Aiden. Every afternoon you come home to check on Mom because she still thinks posting memes about wanting to die are in. She sees you pull out your homework and you sigh. β€œNo, mom. I don’t want to listen to Lo-Fi beats to study and relax to.” She looks mildly disappointed but perks up again. β€œNo horror trap/witch house either,” you interrupt. SadDad walks in and pats you on the back, but not before saying β€œAye, fam. You look a little upset, u wanna go get a face tat?”
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This is Trump News reporting

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Why are we whispering

twitchquotes: ΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆ Κ·Κ°ΚΈ ᡃʳᡉ ʷᡉ ʷʰ˒ᡖᡉʳⁿᡍ ΰΊˆΩ„ΝœΰΊˆ
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Jake has huge RipTires

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