Obey the call of Kel'Thuzad!
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ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ Ｍｉｎｉｏｎｓ， ｓｅｒｖａｎｔｓ， ｓｏｌｄｉｅｒｓ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ｃｏｌｄ ｄａｒｋ， ｏｂｅｙ ｔｈｅ ｃａｌｌ ｏｆ Ｋｅｌ’Ｔｈｕｚａｄ！ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
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Kripp
What happened to this ad? :(
75 streamers found.
83 tags found.
4745 copypastas found.
I watched your stream and went 1-3 just like you!
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Hey Kripp I'm 12 and I'm your biggest fan! I saw you play Artosis last year at BlizzCon, are you gonna win BlizzCon this year Kripp? I heard you were good at Arena. I watched your stream and went 1-3 just like you!
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Kripp
Kripp's blood salt level is at a dangerous high
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Hei Kripparina, Dr. Enrico Salterino here. Your blood 
level has reached a dangerous heigh. Reduce the level immediately or face severe health implications. PLZ COPYPASTERION to save Kripparians life!!
level has reached a dangerous heigh. Reduce the level immediately or face severe health implications. PLZ COPYPASTERION to save Kripparians life!!
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Kripp
Take action
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Reynad
hello my name is Carlos i from Turkmenistan
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hello my name is Carlos i from Turkmenistan. I watch master Q.T.PIE stream everytiem. i have no arm or leg so i playing with my huge !@#$%. I quit my job at the teemo mushroom factori to becom pro player. I go from bronze IV to gold IX in six monts. pls no
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imaqtpie
One condition: let me touch the Kripparrian
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Kripparian, I see you have less viewers than your sexual partner, Reynad. I can guarantee you 5,000 viewers, bringing your count above his. There is but one condition - you must come to my home and let me touch the Kripparian. No copy pasterino dongerino kappacino.
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Kripp
Hello! My name is Reynad!
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Reynad
Professional Penguin Wrestling Champion
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hello. i am 18 years old and i am a profesonal penguin wrestling champion. i have won all matches with penguins but now i need money to go to the north pole so i can wrestle with the penguin king so please donate to me. please dont copy and paste my life story
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Kripp
No more WalMart rollbacks for you
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Dear imaqtpie,My name is Nightblue3 and i hate you for trolling me out of challenger. This is your official warning - I have reported you to the security professionals at WalMart. You will be banned on site. No more rollbacks for you.
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imaqtpie
Downloading
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Kripp
Kid you wanna see an awesome deck?
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Yesterday after he went offline, i was walking down Greece.. and i saw lurky shadowy person behind a wall.. i recognized him as Octavian (Kripp) after spectating him for 25mins.. he was trying to lure kids in.."(▀̿Ĺ̯├┬┴┬┴ Psst.. kid you wanna see an awesome deck?"?
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Kripp
Lieutenant Clitt Nippley of the Greek Army
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Dear Kripp, this is lieutenant Clitt Nippley of the Greek Army. It has come to our attention that you've been 'BroFisting' many of our citizens against their will. If you continue this, I have full authority to launch a nuclear attack against you and your evil 5 dollar club. You've been warned.
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Kripp
I am Bamalama Shmamahdu, from the Congo
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Hey Reynad, I am Bamalama Shmamahdu, from the Congo. We regret to inform you that your shipment of child solders may be a bit late this month due to a shipping error. We are very sorry for this inconvenience, and you will receive AIDS, free of charge as our way of saying sorry.
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Reynad
I had dreams and ambitions of becoming a pro 1v1 player
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Hello OddOne, my name is Gustavian. I had dreams and ambitions, of becoming a professional 1v1 player. I picked this game up yesterday, with hopes and dreams. But you picked a fucking stupid op noob champ, and i lost my 2 bucks because of you. Now i have to stay at my aunts house in Nigeria, because i cant take the train home to Uganda.
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TheOddOne
Donate so Kripp doesn't have to sell his kidneys in China
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༼ ºل͟º༽ Please donate so Kripp dont have to go sell his kidneys in china ༼ ºل͟º༽
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Kripp
Enjoy your ban and never come here again
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hey guys when i ban ur ass for posting fucking stupid ass spam dont fucking come to me crying "wahh hwahh i got banned i wasnt doing anything i just asked what build he was going" no u didnt ask that shit u fucking posted huge ass copypasta enjoy ur fucking ban and never come here again
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imaqtpie
Permanently trapped in Twitch Chat
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People say Hitler is finally gone right? Well guess what, he isn't. 
revived him and permanently trapped him in Twitch Chat as punishment. He roams in the Twitch Chat rooms as imaqtpie mods.
revived him and permanently trapped him in Twitch Chat as punishment. He roams in the Twitch Chat rooms as imaqtpie mods.
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imaqtpie
This guy's pasta is CRAZY!
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☑ This guy's pasta is CRAZY!” ☑ “My rigatoni can't win against a linguini like that” ☑ "He NEEDED that alfredo to win" ☑ “He meatballed the only marinara that could beat me” ☑ "He had the perfect fettucini ☑ “There was nothing I could cook” ☑ “I cooked that al dente”
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Ninja Assassins is not fun or interactive
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Ninja Assassins created a strategy that revolved around trying to defeat your opponent in one crit without requiring any battles on the board. Fighting for board control and battles between minions make an overall game of Teamfight Tactics more fun and compelling, but taking 20000+ damage in one Zed crit is not particularly fun or interactive.
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