[Copypasta] Professional Penguin Wrestling Champion

twitchquotes: hello. i am 18 years old and i am a profesonal penguin wrestling champion. i have won all matches with penguins but now i need money to go to the north pole so i can wrestle with the penguin king so please donate to me. please dont copy and paste my life story
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp
What happened to this ad? :(
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Chat tries to convince Kripp to play Weasel Tunneler

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿฟ Every minute, a poor weasel dies from starvation due to unemployment. You, yes, YOU nl_Kripp, can make a difference. By playing at least one weasel in every deck, you ensure a living wage for weasels worldwide. Then again, you could just let them starve, the choice is yours ๐Ÿฟ
twitch chat
December 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

Auto-Pay feature

twitchquotes: Hello Octavian Kripparrian, Marvel Future Fight devs here. We have noticed you have used our "Auto-Play" functionality extensively today, with much better results than when you played the game yourself. Because of this success, we are happy to announce another brand-new feature: "Auto-Pay". We have seen you spend a large amount of time inefficiently upgrading your character, and this time is better spent Auto-Playing. Please click the "Auto-Pay" button, and let your Credit Card do the work!
twitch chat
June 2017
Kripp

sellout

Classic

Woah, is this The Elder Scrolls: Legendsโ„ข?

twitchquotes: Woah, is this The Elder Scrolls: Legendsโ„ข? PogChamp I love this game! (Paid viewer from the TES:Lโ„ข Developers)
twitch chat
March 2017
Kripp

sellout

Kripp's salt

โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–โ–Œโ–„โ–€โ–Œโ–โ–Œโ–„โ–โ–Œโ–„โ–โ–Œโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–„โ–€โ–Œโ–€โ–„โ–Œโ–โ–Œโ–„โ–ˆโ–Œโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–Œโ–Œโ–โ–โ–Œโ–โ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–€โ–ˆโ–Œโ–€โ–โ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–โ–โ–ˆโ–Œโ–Œโ–€โ–ˆโ–Œโ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’
ascii art
November 2014
Kripp

Kripp and Hafu

twitchquotes: ๏ผซ๏ผฒ๏ผฉ๏ผฐ๏ผฐ ๏ผด๏ผจ๏ผฉ๏ผณ ๏ผฉ๏ผณ ๏ผจ๏ผก๏ผฆ๏ผต๏ผŽ ๏ผน๏ผฏ๏ผต ๏ผก๏ผฒ๏ผฅ ๏ผฉ๏ผฎ ๏ผด๏ผฒ๏ผฏ๏ผต๏ผข๏ผฌ๏ผฅ ๏ผญ๏ผฉ๏ผณ๏ผด๏ผฅ๏ผฒ๏ผŽ ๏ผน๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ผ ๏ผน๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‹ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ…๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ™ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ‡๏ฝˆ๏ฝ”๏ผŒ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ—๏ฝˆ๏ฝ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‡๏ฝ…๏ฝ” ๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ‡๏ฝˆ๏ฝ”๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ฝ“ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ผŸ ๏ผณ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ ๏ผจ๏ฝ๏ฝ†๏ฝ• ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ™๏ผŽ ๏ผฐ๏ฝŒ๏ฝš ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ๏ฝ‹ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ•๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ผŽ
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp
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