[Copypasta] Professional Penguin Wrestling Champion

Albert Einsteinerino

twitchquotes: hello kripp, my name is Albert Einsteinerino, and I've been a huge fan of yours. You've inspired me to quit my physics degree and pursue my dream of playing video games all day asking for donations from people. Thank you for motivating me to go after my dream

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November 2014

Kripp

When RICK talk, my hand automatically go to my ears

twitchquotes: ＷｈｅｎＲ I C K Ｔaｌｋ，ＭｙＨａｎｄＡｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙＧｏＴｏＭｙＥａｒｓ．ＩＨｅａｒＩｇｎｏｒａｎｃｅＩｎＥｖｅｒｙＳｅｎｔｅｎｃｅＡｎｄＦｅｅｌＬｉｋｅＩ＇ｍＨａｖｉｎｇＡｎＡｎｅｕｒｙｓｍ．ＡｌｌＢｅｃｏｍｉｎｇＳｈｕｔＴｈｅＦｕｃｋＵｐ

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October 2014

Kripp

Welcome to the $5 strip club

twitchquotes: So I went to a Strip Club in Greece the other night and guess who i saw there. It was the Kripp with hundreds of 5 dollar bills. So the Stripper goes in a hot pose, Kripp smiles and pours himself a glass of OJ. Kripp said "Welcome to the 5 Dollar Club" and they went into a private room. Not sure what .happened then but i guess he gave her a brofist.

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October 2014

Kripp

Watch Kripp's stream as punishment

twitchquotes: I'm typing this from prison where we are forced to watch Kripp stream as our punishment. If he gets to 12 wins we will all be let go. Otherwise we will be executed tomorrow morning. Please Kripp, we're all rooting for you BlessRNG

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May 2017

Kripp

Hearthstone

Kripparrian is NEVER lucky?

twitchquotes: (•⌣•) Daddy, is it true as the legend says. That Kripparrian is NEVER lucky? ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° ) Yes little dong. The legend holds true even to this day.

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February 2015

Kripp

[Copypasta] Professional Penguin Wrestling Champion

Albert Einsteinerino

When RICK talk, my hand automatically go to my ears

Welcome to the $5 strip club

Watch Kripp's stream as punishment

Hearthstone

Kripparrian is NEVER lucky?

Hearthstone

neverlucky

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