[Copypasta] Professional Penguin Wrestling Champion

twitchquotes: hello. i am 18 years old and i am a profesonal penguin wrestling champion. i have won all matches with penguins but now i need money to go to the north pole so i can wrestle with the penguin king so please donate to me. please dont copy and paste my life story
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October 2014
Kripp
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November 2014
Kripp

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

It's Raining Positivity!

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October 2014
Kripp

Seagull

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December 2015
Kripp

I pay $4.99 a month to enjoy chat

twitchquotes: ᢫ᢦ˒ᡗᡉᢰ α΅˜α΅– α΅α΅’α΅—Κ°α΅‰Κ³αΆ α΅˜αΆœα΅α΅‰Κ³Λ’ ΚΈα΅’α΅˜ ᡃʳᡉ ᡃ᢫᢫ α΅ƒαΆœα΅—αΆ¦αΆ°α΅ ʷᡃʸ α΅’α΅˜α΅— α΅’αΆ  Κ°α΅ƒαΆ°α΅ˆ α΅ƒαΆ°α΅ˆ αΆ°α΅’α΅— α΅ƒαΆœα΅—αΆ¦αΆ°α΅ αΆ¦αΆ° α΅ƒαΆœαΆœα΅’Κ³α΅ˆ Κ·αΆ¦α΅—Κ° α΅—Κ·αΆ¦α΅—αΆœΚ° α΅–α΅’αΆ«αΆ¦αΆœαΆ¦α΅‰Λ’ Κ·αΆ¦α΅—Κ° ᡃ᢫᢫ α΅—Κ°αΆ¦Λ’ ˒ᡖᡃᡐᡐᢦᢰᡍ α΅ƒαΆ°α΅ˆ ΚΈα΅’α΅˜ ᡃʳᡉ ᡃ᢫˒ᡒ ʳᡘᢦᢰᢦᢰᡍ α΅—Κ°αΆ¦Λ’ αΆœΚ°α΅ƒα΅— ʷʰᢦᢜʰ α΄΅ ᡖᡃʸ $4β‹…99 ᡃ ᡐᡒᢰᡗʰ α΅—α΅’ ᡉᢰʲᡒʸ α΅ƒαΆ°α΅ˆ α΄΅ ˒ʷᡉᡃʳ α΅—α΅’ α΅α΅’α΅ˆ αΆ¦αΆ  α΄΅ ˒ᡉᡉ ᡃᢰʸᡒᢰᡉ αΆœα΅’α΅–ΚΈ α΅ƒαΆ°α΅ˆ ᡖᡃ˒ᡗᡉ α΅—Κ°αΆ¦Λ’ α΄΅'ᡐ αΆœα΅ƒαΆ«αΆ«αΆ¦αΆ°α΅ ᡗʰᡉ αΆœα΅’α΅–Λ’
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May 2014
Kripp

Kripp forgot about shredder placement

twitchquotes: Pupparrian scampers excitedly as Kripp carries the new bird cage. "Here you go, Birdarrian," says Kripp as he hangs the cage in the office. Unfortunately, Pupparian's joyful romping caused kripp to stumble, the cage bursting open and Birdarrian falling helplessly into the merciless jaws of the paper shredder sitting below the cage. "Oh no," gasps Kripp, "I forgot about shredder placement!"
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April 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

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