[Copypasta] Professional Penguin Wrestling Champion

twitchquotes: hello. i am 18 years old and i am a profesonal penguin wrestling champion. i have won all matches with penguins but now i need money to go to the north pole so i can wrestle with the penguin king so please donate to me. please dont copy and paste my life story
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp
What happened to this ad? :(
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We subbed because we have cash, non-subs are trash

twitchquotes: Hey you poor, underaged trash. You know what the symbol next to my name means? Means I am sub. Means im VIP. Means I got cash. What you got? You got sh!t. You poor non-sub trash ought to pay me and my sub-bros some respect. We subbed because we have cash. Real life jobs, real life credit
twitch chat
August 2014
Kripp

EU TEST PASSED

twitchquotes: β˜‘ Veganism β˜‘ Poverty β˜‘ Refugees β˜‘ No Guns β˜‘ Bad Teeth β˜‘ High Prices β˜‘ Allahu Ackbar ☐ Relevant in 2016 β˜‘ High Tax β˜‘ Low Wages β˜‘ No Freedom β˜‘ EU TEST PASSED
twitch chat
June 2016
Kripp

EU vs NA

People space jammed from the oldest of times

twitchquotes: From the oldest of times, people jammed for a number of reasons. They jammed in prayer... or so that their crops would be plentiful... or so their hunt would be good. And they Jammed to stay physically fit... and show their community spirit. And they Jammed to celebrate." And that is the Jamming we're talking about. Aren't we told in Psalm 149 "Praise ye the Lord Octavian. Slam Jam unto the Lord Octavian a new song. Let them praise His name in the Space Jam"? And it was King David - King David, who we read about in Samuel - and what did David do? What did David do? He jammedο»Ώ
twitch chat
September 2014
Kripp

VAPE NAYSH GO GREEN

twitchquotes: VapeNation NATURAL FLAVOURS VapeNation DANKEST MEMES VapeNation YOU GUESSED IT RIGHT VapeNation VAPE NAYSH GO GREEN VapeNation
twitch chat
April 2016
Kripp

VapeNation

Romanian Salt Baron

twitchquotes: POLICE REPORT - Canadian Mounties have at last apprehended the "Romanian Salt Baron" after suspiciously salty whining was heard outside of a dingy apartment in Toronto. The Salt Baron, a morose, balding gypsy man, was at the time playing a children's card game when Mounties burst through the door. The man attempted to resist by "brofisting" the officials, but his scrawny vegan arms had no effect. The man's wife then assumed her true Succubus form and escaped into the Nether. More at 11.
twitch chat
July 2016
Kripp
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