[Copypasta] NaCl deficiency disorder

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp, your stream has changed my life completely. I suffer from severe NaCl (salt) deficiency disorder. I had to visit the hospital 5 times a week for salt injections. However, watching your stream supplies me enough salt through the screen. You saved me money time and effort. I can't thank you enough. I owe u my life.
twitch chat
February 2015
Kripp

salty

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2 games 1 stream

twitchquotes: Hello Kripparrian, this is Twitch Staff. We have noticed that you are trying to become a hardcore player again, since you broke the laws of physics and play 2 games on 1 stream, when the laws of physics clearly says: "How can there be 2 games, when only 1 channel?". We hope that you will stop this, and become a casual player again. Please don't repost this. Thank you.
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July 2014
Kripp

Please ask your opponent to emote Kripp

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp, whenever I watch you it is hard for me to tell if my video has frozen or not because your face never moves. Please ask your opponent to emote so I know it's live!
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June 2019
Kripp

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Maximus Kappacus Spamicus, commander of the Twitch Armies

twitchquotes: <:::::[]=¤༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ My name is Maximus Kappacus Spamicus, commander of the Armies of the Twitch, General of the PJSalt Legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor Kripparrian. Father to a banned son, and husband to a banned wife. I will slay all moderinos, whether in this chat or the next. <:::::[]=¤༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
twitch chat
February 2015
Kripp

MODS

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Kripp and Hafu

twitchquotes: ＫＲＩＰＰ ＴＨＩＳ ＩＳ ＨＡＦＵ． ＹＯＵ ＡＲＥ ＩＮ ＴＲＯＵＢＬＥ ＭＩＳＴＥＲ． Ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ｎｏｔ ｇａｙ！ Ｙｏｕ ｔａｌｋ ｔｏ ｍｅ ｏｎ ｔｈｅ ｐｈｏｎｅ ｅｖｅｒｙ ｎｉｇｈｔ， ａｎｄ ｗｈｏ ｃａｎ ｆｏｒｇｅｔ ｏｕｒ ｎｉｇｈｔｓ ｏｆ ｅｎｄｌｅｓｓ ｎｉｐｐｌｅ ｐｌａｙ？ Ｓｔｏｐ ｔｈｅ ｃｈａｒａｄｅ ａｎｄ ｃｏｍｅ ｂａｃｋ ｔｏ ｙｏｕｒ Ｈａｆｕ ｂａｂｙ． Ｐｌｚ ｎｏ ｃｏｐｙ ｐａｓｔｅｒｉｎｏ ｃｈｉｎｇ ｃｈｏｎｇ ｃｈａｎｇｅｒｉｎｏ ｎｏｏｄｌｅｒｉｎｏ ｂｏｋ ｃｈｏｙ ｋｕｎｇ ｐａｏｒｉｎｏ．
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Hello Mr Kripp, I Am Master Diamond Rank 1 In Kosovo

twitchquotes: Hello Mr Kripp, I Am Master Diamond Rank 1 In Kosovo. My Skills Are Getting Stronker And I Wish To Join Team "TMS". My Land Has Endured Many Harsh Winters And My Cow Died Last Fall. I Am How You Say, "Hard In A Place," And Am Looking to One Day Be Best At Heartstone For My Mother Says I Have The Heart Of The Carderinos.
twitch chat
August 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

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