[Copypasta] Dear Kripp, This is Twitch CEO D**k McPeenballs

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp, This is Twitch CEO D**k McPeenballs. The amount of misplays you've committed has grown exponentially in the past few days. Please get better at Hearstone or we will be forced to take legal and military action against you. You have 24 hours.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Dennis in a time machine

twitchquotes: The year is 1945. β€œDennis,” Kripp speaks breathlessly into the night. β€œGet back to the time machine. We have what we need here.” A foul smirk plays upon his lips as he pockets a top-secret Nazi folder marked β€œTop Deck.” Lightning flashes and thunder crashes far across the German mountains. β€œWe will see who says "Salt" now,” he says….
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

When a streamer complains it's seen as letting some steam out...

twitchquotes: WΚœα΄‡Ι΄ α΄€ sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍᴇʀ α΄„α΄α΄α΄˜ΚŸα΄€ΙͺΙ΄s Ιͺα΄›'s sᴇᴇɴ α΄€s ΚŸα΄‡α΄›α΄›ΙͺΙ΄Ι’ sᴏᴍᴇ sᴛᴇᴀᴍ α΄α΄œα΄›. Bα΄œα΄› α΄‘Κœα΄‡Ι΄ KΚ€Ιͺᴘᴘ sα΄›Κ€α΄€α΄˜s α΄€ 30150-ALQAIDA ʙᴏᴍʙᴠᴇsα΄› α΄‘Ιͺα΄›Κœ Κ™α΄œΙͺΚŸα΄› ΙͺΙ΄ ʀᴇᴍᴏᴛᴇ ᴅᴇᴛᴏɴᴀᴛΙͺᴏɴ α΄€Ι΄α΄… α΄€ 15 ᴍᴇᴛᴇʀ ᴇxᴘʟᴏsΙͺᴏɴ Κ€α΄€α΄…Ιͺᴜs ᴏɴ ʜΙͺs α΄„Κœα΄‡sα΄› α΄€Ι΄α΄… ᴍᴀᴋᴇs ʜΙͺs ᴑᴀʏ ᴛᴏ α΄›Κœα΄‡ BʟΙͺα΄’α΄’α΄€Κ€α΄… HᴇᴀᴅQα΄œα΄€Κ€α΄›α΄‡Κ€s Κ™α΄‡α΄„α΄€α΄œsᴇ Κœα΄‡ ʟᴏsα΄› ᴛᴏ α΄€ PΚΚ€α΄Κ™ΚŸα΄€sα΄›... Κœα΄‡'s α΄„α΄€ΚŸΚŸα΄‡α΄… sα΄€ΚŸα΄›Κ?
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Stop objectifying Kripp

twitchquotes: I am honestly so sick and tired of people objectifying Kripp. Like yeah I get it he's a hyper-attractive vegan with large muscles and a beautiful aesthetic but that's not the point of the stream. I remember the good old days when he played PoE and everyone was just here for the memes and the gameplay but things have changed. Don't get me wrong, I can appreciate the healthy lifestyle Kripp has adopted and I find it hard to look away from the camera but it just feels wrong. Maybe I'm just jealous
twitch chat
July 2017
Kripp

Your sorry excuse for a job

twitchquotes: Kripp, how does it feel that by me disabling adblock I control whether or not your sorry excuse for a job continues existing
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

krippO

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August 2016
Kripp
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