[Copypasta] Dear Kripp, This is Twitch CEO D**k McPeenballs

Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth

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twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

Top deck me and #Shrek me, you Romanian stallion

twitchquotes: Kripparrian grabs Rania by the scruff of her delicate neck, thrusting her to the Hyper-X Ultra-White High-Def gaming chair. The Krippster's rightfully claimed woman presents her rose-hued folds to her master in submission. "Top deck me and #Shrek me, you Romanian stallion" Rania wails in passion. Kripparadino kicks Cattarrian aside, and towers over the chair, "I'm gonna play this perfectly." Kripp misses lethal.

twitch chat

October 2014

Kripp

Hearthstone

Leifman is part of the Third Reich

twitchquotes: ｗｈｅｎｌｅｉｆｍａｎｍｏｄｔｈｅｃｈａｔａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙｇｏｔｏｒ９ｋ．ｌｅｉｆｍａｎｄｅｌｅｔｅｔｈｅｐａｓｔａａｎｄｆｅｅｌｈｅｉｓｏｎｅｗｉｔｈｔｈｅａｄｏｌｆ．ａｌｌｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇｔｈｉｒｄｒｅｉｃｈ．ž

twitch chat

March 2014

Kripp

BOB “You’re doing GREAT out there!”

twitchquotes: BOB “You’re doing GREAT out there!” I exclaim with as much enthusiasm as I can this late in the day. The scraggly vegan is the only one left in the tavern, his attention focused entirely on the card game we put out to entertain children and toddlers. “I don’t wanna talk about it guys” cries the man, knocking his cup of vegan water over. I try to reassure him that everyone has bad luck now and then, but he just ignores me, as always. This tavern attracts some strange types indeed.

twitch chat

September 2020

Kripp

Hearthstone

Tuck me

twitchquotes: ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° 　　　　　　　 ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° 　　　　　tuck me 　　　　　　　　　 ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° 　　　　　　　　 ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

twitch chat

January 2015

Kripp

[Copypasta] Dear Kripp, This is Twitch CEO D**k McPeenballs

Meanwhile in Kripp's mouth

Top deck me and #Shrek me, you Romanian stallion

Hearthstone

Leifman is part of the Third Reich

BOB “You’re doing GREAT out there!”

Hearthstone

Tuck me

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