[Copypasta] Hello Kripp, this is your mother

When RICK talk, my hand automatically go to my ears

twitchquotes: ＷｈｅｎＲ I C K Ｔaｌｋ，ＭｙＨａｎｄＡｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙＧｏＴｏＭｙＥａｒｓ．ＩＨｅａｒＩｇｎｏｒａｎｃｅＩｎＥｖｅｒｙＳｅｎｔｅｎｃｅＡｎｄＦｅｅｌＬｉｋｅＩ＇ｍＨａｖｉｎｇＡｎＡｎｅｕｒｙｓｍ．ＡｌｌＢｅｃｏｍｉｎｇＳｈｕｔＴｈｅＦｕｃｋＵｐ

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October 2014

Kripp

Canadian man brofisting the local Greek population

twitchquotes: Last night in Greece, Greek police heard reports of a Canadian man in a blue tacky sweater walking around the streets at night, 'brofisting' the local population. As a result 20,000 greek citizens have contracted the casualitis. If you see this man, please report to greek policerino department.

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October 2014

Kripp

Levitating a hockey stick

twitchquotes: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲_____ don't mind me, just levitating a hockey stick

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December 2014

Kripp

In a forest in Canada a young boy named Kripp was born

twitchquotes: (◕‿◕✿) In a forest in Canada a young boy named Kripp was born. Every day he would dream of a better life, one with Spreadsheets and all the OJ he could drink. One day a magical Succubus came and whisked him away, she promised him glory, cats and best of all... Boobs. Now Kripp is dead. The End (◕‿◕✿)

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January 2015

Kripp

4D mindgames Kripp is playing with his opponent

twitchquotes: What chat is glossing over with this "misplay" is the 4D mindgames Kripp is playing with his opponent. He's making the opponent think he's a terrible player, and therefore more likely to make bad choices, when in reality he's playing against Kripparian the master of salt, and salty plays. He's a real wiz at juking people in a children's card game.

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April 2018

Kripp

[Copypasta] Hello Kripp, this is your mother

When RICK talk, my hand automatically go to my ears

Canadian man brofisting the local Greek population

Levitating a hockey stick

In a forest in Canada a young boy named Kripp was born

4D mindgames Kripp is playing with his opponent

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