[Copypasta] What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me?

Taco Bell's new Salty Sriracha Quesarito

twitchquotes: Wow Kripparian, you seem salty today! But not as salty as Taco Bell's new Salty Sriracha Quesarito for only $2.99! Packed with tbSpicy

and

its got everything you want in a tbQuesarito

twitch chat

April 2015

Kripp

sellout

Life is good

twitchquotes: (◕‿◕✿) Stay positiveヽ༼ຈ ل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Kripp is excellent (◕‿◕✿) Chat is excellent ヽ༼ຈ ل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Kitty is soft (◕‿◕✿) ヽ༼ຈ ل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Life is good (◕‿◕✿_)

twitch chat

December 2014

Kripp

Secret Puerto Rican lover

twitchquotes: Hola, Kripp, this is Antonio, Rania's secret Puerto Rican lover. I mistakenly left a package of my Magnum XXL Heavy-Duty Condoms at your place last night while you were complaining about a children's card game. I was hoping I could swing by tonight and pick them up. I'll just go in through the backdoor just like how I do with Rania, the dirty girl! Thanks, and good luck with your funny little computer game!

twitch chat

May 2016

Kripp

Classic

mommy! kripp just read my message!

twitchquotes: haHAA

: mommy! kripp just read my message! HotPokket

: who's kripp honey? haHAA

: A mid-aged man , playing cartoon games to entertain children, BabyRage

here's a picture of him. HotPokket

way to go son \ haHAA

twitch chat

September 2017

Kripp

Going face was the correct play

twitchquotes: Breaking News: Popular vegan salt miner kripparian was found dead this morning after both of this meat starved dogs ate his face while he was sleeping. Officials are saying that circumstances lead them to believe that "going face was the correct play". More at 11

twitch chat

January 2017

Kripp

[Copypasta] What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me?

Taco Bell's new Salty Sriracha Quesarito

sellout

Life is good

Secret Puerto Rican lover

Classic

mommy! kripp just read my message!

Going face was the correct play

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