[Copypasta] How did you manage to get out of jail so quickly

Too salty for table salt

twitchquotes: Kripp, when you have dinner with Reynad, do you even need table salt?

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October 2014

Kripp

Kripp found dead

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March 2014

Kripp

Do you even ❚█══█❚

twitchquotes: KRIPP do you even ❚█══█❚

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January 2015

Kripp

Kripp's MALDHAWK

twitchquotes: Late last year, we were on an expedition to find the rarest hairstyle of them all.. the "MALDHAWK" A combination of MALD and a hawk nest, it combines the fluidity of middle aged male pattern baldness to a contrast of dead rats. Much to our chagrin, we found it April 13th, 2020, on a morose Canadian gypsy's stream. He had over 10k viewers at the time of writing this

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April 2020

Kripp

Rania is playing hardstone

twitchquotes: The year is 2017 - Rania is playing hardstone while her puerto rican lover performs felatio on her. She queues into an UNKNOWN and instantly receives a message from the Kripp. "This is so unfair! It`s not my fault vegans can`t eat p*#sy! You have 30 minutes to come back home before I shoot myself and dex in the face with my vegan gun!" She aggressively slams the desk: "DAMN IT!". "Que se pasa amor" Antonio looks up perplexed, She replies: "Turn 1 go first zombie chow...".

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August 2017

Kripp

[Copypasta] How did you manage to get out of jail so quickly

Too salty for table salt

Kripp found dead

Do you even ❚█══█❚

Kripp's MALDHAWK

Rania is playing hardstone

Hearthstone

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