[Copypasta] How did you manage to get out of jail so quickly

twitchquotes: Kripp! Its Andrew from that college party last year. Man I haven't seen you in forever! How did you manage to get out of jail so quickly after beating up that defenseless hooker?!

twitch chat

January 2015

Kripp

I used to be a real ad

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VAPE NAYSH GO GREEN

twitchquotes: VapeNation

NATURAL FLAVOURS VapeNation

DANKEST MEMES VapeNation

YOU GUESSED IT RIGHT VapeNation

VAPE NAYSH GO GREEN VapeNation

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April 2016

Kripp

Unrelease taunt cards or I'll do it SMOrc

twitchquotes: SMOrc

̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\. UNRELEASE TAUNT CARDS OR I'LL DO IT SMOrc

̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\.

twitch chat

August 2015

Kripp

Dear Kripp, last night was incredible

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp, last night was incredible. the feeling i got when you topdecked me was unforgettable. I want to hold you in my arms and give you so much value. Please respond. XOXO Trump

twitch chat

October 2014

Kripp

He needed PRECISELY those two inches to win!

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

Priorities yo

twitchquotes: Kripp you obviously don't understand it's viewers that bring you money, and your job is to entertain them. Playing deathwing will decrease your chance to win by 1% but get all the viewers happy. Priorities yo.

twitch chat

December 2014

Kripp

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