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[Copypasta]Vegan prison
twitchquotes:Attention Kripp: As a friendly vegan lawyer, you need to inform chat this is 100% sellout stream. If you want to stay away from vegan prison where meat is stuffed into all new inmates, inform chat now.
Attention Kripp: As a friendly vegan lawyer, you need to inform chat this is 100% sellout stream. If you want to stay away from vegan prison where meat is stuffed into all new inmates, inform chat now.
What happened to this ad? :(
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Mr. Morosan's deceptive practices
twitchquotes:Twitch Chat (βChatβ) respectfully submits this memorandum of law in support of its motion to enjoin Octavian Morosan (βnl_Krippβ) from distributing false and deceptive advertising for his stream. The "nl" of Mr. Morosan's streaming identity refers to "no life." This is a blatantly deceptive and demonstrably false claim as it can be qualitatively determined that Mr. Morosan does indeed have a life. The Lanham Act merits an injunction preventing Mr. Morosan's deceptive practices.
Twitch Chat (βChatβ) respectfully submits this memorandum of law in support of its motion to enjoin Octavian Morosan (βnl_Krippβ) from distributing false and deceptive advertising for his stream. The "nl" of Mr. Morosan's streaming identity refers to "no life." This is a blatantly deceptive and demonstrably false claim as it can be qualitatively determined that Mr. Morosan does indeed have a life. The Lanham Act merits an injunction preventing Mr. Morosan's deceptive practices.
twitchquotes:Kripp, this is doctor Jeffrey Shih from the Athens General Hospital. Youβve been in a coma for several years now due to an overload of copypasta. Iβm trying out a new method to get through to you. Please wake up! Your family misses you very much. Please wake up, you *** retard!
Kripp, this is doctor Jeffrey Shih from the Athens General Hospital. Youβve been in a coma for several years now due to an overload of copypasta. Iβm trying out a new method to get through to you. Please wake up! Your family misses you very much. Please wake up, you *** retard!
Al Pacino's dongarino sweat is tastarino
twitchquotes:Hey Kripp! It's me, (from the pizzarino place). I'm back from my 600 second ban. I still have your faggarino pizzarino if you want it. Al Pacino's dongarino sweat dried up but it is still tastarino. Give me a call my number is 867-5309. Pls no copy pasterino dongerino frappuccino mochaccino pistachio. Your friend- (from the pizzarino place).
Hey Kripp! It's me, FrankerZ (from the pizzarino place). I'm back from my 600 second ban. I still have your faggarino pizzarino if you want it. Al Pacino's dongarino sweat dried up but it is still tastarino. Give me a call my number is 867-5309. Pls no copy pasterino dongerino frappuccino mochaccino pistachio. Your friend- FrankerZ (from the pizzarino place).
This is the Hygiene Police
twitchquotes:(βΜΏΔΉΜ―βΜΏ ΜΏ) This is the Hygiene Police, we have reason to suspect you didn't wash your hands after exiting the bathroom. Please prepare for a full body cavity search. (βΜΏΔΉΜ―βΜΏ ΜΏ)
(βΜΏΔΉΜ―βΜΏ ΜΏ) This is the Hygiene Police, we have reason to suspect you didn't wash your hands after exiting the bathroom. Please prepare for a full body cavity search. (βΜΏΔΉΜ―βΜΏ ΜΏ)