[Copypasta] Vegan prison

twitchquotes: Attention Kripp: As a friendly vegan lawyer, you need to inform chat this is 100% sellout stream. If you want to stay away from vegan prison where meat is stuffed into all new inmates, inform chat now.
twitch chat
July 2017
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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Why does Kripp have the personality of an unflushed toilet?

twitchquotes: I don't get why Kripp has to have the personality of an unflushed toilet when he streams. At least when he's in mumble we can love to hate Cybrix. And a mumblebro or two spices things up. It gets old watching Kripp eat Greek food, mute his mic to kiss the succubus, and bitch about RNG.
twitch chat
August 2014
Kripp

Hey chat this is your real rank

twitchquotes: 25 24 23 22 21 20 19 18 hey chat this is your real rank โŽ LUL
twitch chat
May 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

This guy's brofist is CRAZY

twitchquotes: โ˜‘ This guy's brofist is CRAZY!โ€ โ˜‘ โ€œMy knuckles can't win against a fist like thatโ€ โ˜‘ "He NEEDED precisely those 2 fingers to win" โ˜‘ โ€œHe brofisted the only sub that could beat meโ€ โ˜‘ "He had the perfect fist โ˜‘ โ€œThere was nothing I could fistโ€ โ˜‘ โ€œI fisted that perfectlyโ€
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

Kripp's recent Pornhub purchases

twitch chat
June 2014
Kripp

ATTENTION 2003 KIDS

twitchquotes: โ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธATTENTION 2003 KIDSโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธ!!! This ๐Ÿ‘‡ is the last year of being a kid ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ง! Because NEXT ๐Ÿ‘‰YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿ’…!! PARTYING ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ƒ DRINKING ๐Ÿป๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿท MAKING OUT AND SEX ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ณ PERIODS ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿซ HEARTBREAKS ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜ช MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7TH GRADE)
twitch chat
June 2015
Kripp
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