My name is Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!
Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
Thatβs right, Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!
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Thanks for backseating v2
Reminder for all participants of this chat: Streamer is very grateful for any incoming advice and tips on build, strategy, and abilities he should have used the last teamfight. He is a hardstuck Challenger therefore your advice is invaluable to him as people in silver bronze and iron show incredible out of the box thinking that can push the diamond player to greatness. Please do not hesitate to help the streamer and other chat users move forward with their game by sharing your incredibly smart ideas!
League of Legends
MOM I NEED V-BUCKS
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βοΈβ OK MOM ββοΈWE NEED TO TALK π‘π€ I NEED V-BUCKS ππ΅ I'VE MADE STRAIGHT A'S ππ€¨ I'VE CLEANED MY ROOM π«π€¬ I'VE TAKEN OUT THE TRASH ποΈπ« I CUT THE CATS ASSHOLE HAIR ππ NOW I NEED YOU π§π TO BUY ME V-BUCKS ππ₯ I'VE GOTTA SHOW π€―π€¬ MY CLOUT ON FORTNITE π₯ππ― NOW I'LL BE IN BED π΄π€ BY NINE BECAUSE IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT πππΈ
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Fortnite
Kripp reluctantly crawls into bed
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Kripp reluctantly crawls into bed where a breathless Hafu is waiting. She takes hold of his hand and whispers, "It's ok, I broke up with Jake." He squeezes her hand, let's go, squeezes again, "You're the best female arena player...," Kripp says dejectedly, "But I made a vow to Rania to never love another woman." Hafu runs her hands lovingly down his cheek, "You're not cheating," she whispers, "I'm really Amaz."
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Kripp
I've achieved so much that you'll never come close to
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I've achieved so much that you'll never come close to. Your life is fucking empty, which is why you're relishing this little bit of attention you're getting from someone. You spent an evening tweeting inane opinions and reactions into the void. Let me know when reality kicks in.
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You kids call that a copypasta?
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You kids call that a copypasta? What do you whippersnappers even know about shitposting? You just go to that Twitch Quotes website and copy any kind of crap that is posted there every minute. Well let me tell you: back in my day, we used to craft our own copypasta by hand, full of love and care, using only the freshest memes from Kripp's stream, then shared it with everyone. We didn't simply copy any crap that appeared on our screens. And don't even think of copying this you lazy millenials.
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Kripp