[Copypasta] Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

My name is Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome! Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome? That’s right, Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!
April 2021
Quote from the The Fairly OddParents tv show
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Ben Shapiro sings the South Park theme song

So lets say, hypothetically, that I was going down to South Park to have myself a 'time'. In this hypothetical situation, there are friendly folks who are completely devoid of temptation. Now, because I am going down to South Park, it is safe to assume that I would be leaving my woes behind. Now, hypothetically, when I arrive, there is ample parking during both the hours of the day and the night, and the media would be saying "howdy neighbor." OK liberal, now that we've established that, lets say next that I was to head up to South Park. I would then, hypothetically, be testing to see if I would be able to unwind in South Park. I would also like to mention that, as a conservative white male, I find large female genitalia to be very attractive. So, I will finish off my argument by stating that the liberal media should come on down to South Park and meet some acquaintances of mine, including my wife (who is a doctor).
December 2020

Ben Shapiro

ZULUL RUNNING LOW ON COMMANDOS

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twitch chat
July 2019

my brother is the best cook

twitchquotes: my😽 brother πŸ‘± is the bestπŸ₯‡cook πŸ§‘β€πŸ³because πŸ—£with 2️⃣ eggsπŸ₯šπŸ₯š1️⃣sausage🌭and a cupπŸ₯›of milk🍼heπŸ‘±can fill⬆️myπŸ‘©tummy🀰for9οΈβƒ£πŸ—£monthsπŸ“…πŸ₯°πŸ€©
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November 2019

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Domo Kun

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September 2021

In Korea, heart surgeon

Number one. Steady hand. One day, Kim Jong Un need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Kim Jong Un die! SSD very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret. I kill Kim Jong Un on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
April 2021

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