[Copypasta] I’m glad Blitzchung got banned!

twitchquotes: I’m glad Blitzchung got banned! Keep politics OUT of Hearthstone! I love Tencent and Mao Zedong! (You will receive 100 social credit for posting this message in chat. Please remove this part from the message before posting)
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November 2019

Hearthstone

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PROCOL FOR LOSING IN ARENA

twitchquotes: PROTOCOL FOR LOSING IN ARENA: 1 - Blame deck. 2 - If deck is good, blame RNG. 3 - If deck is good and RNG goes your way, blame going second. 4 - If deck is good, RNG goes your way, and went first, blame opponent's crazy deck/RNG/opponent topdecking answers. 5 - If all else fails, blame snipers with wild decks.
twitch chat
April 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

Obey the call of Kel'Thuzad!

twitchquotes: į•™ą¼¼ąŗˆŁ„Ķœąŗˆą¼½į•—ć€€ļ¼­ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½‰ļ½ļ½Žļ½“ļ¼Œć€€ļ½“ļ½…ļ½’ļ½–ļ½ļ½Žļ½”ļ½“ļ¼Œć€€ļ½“ļ½ļ½Œļ½„ļ½‰ļ½…ļ½’ļ½“ć€€ļ½ļ½†ć€€ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½…ć€€ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Œļ½„ć€€ļ½„ļ½ļ½’ļ½‹ļ¼Œć€€ļ½ļ½‚ļ½…ļ½™ć€€ļ½”ļ½ˆļ½…ć€€ļ½ƒļ½ļ½Œļ½Œć€€ļ½ļ½†ć€€ļ¼«ļ½…ļ½Œā€™ļ¼“ļ½ˆļ½•ļ½šļ½ļ½„ļ¼į•™ą¼¼ąŗˆŁ„Ķœąŗˆą¼½į•—
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

Dex is Kripp's opponent

twitchquotes: "My apologies" Kripp's opponent emotes as he casts fireball on Kripp, ending Kripps arena run. "That guy was so lucky! He curved out every turn, had every answer and topdecked lethal!" Kripp sighs and loads up another arena run. His opponent closes his laptop and thinks "What a scrub. And now for the cherry on top" as his opponent walks out from the other room goes up to Kripp and licks Kripp's arm. "Good doggie" Kripp says "Here's a treat for a good doggie".
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October 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

Get Jousted

twitchquotes: ā•°ą¼¼.ā—•ćƒ®ā—•.༽つ¤=[]———— Get Jousted
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August 2015
Reynad

Hearthstone

Un'Goro volcano board copypasta

twitchquotes: monkaS šŸ‘‰ 🄁 šŸ€ 🐢 šŸ€ ☘ = šŸŒ‹
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June 2017

Hearthstone

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