[Copypasta] I’m glad Blitzchung got banned!

twitchquotes: I’m glad Blitzchung got banned! Keep politics OUT of Hearthstone! I love Tencent and Mao Zedong! (You will receive 100 social credit for posting this message in chat. Please remove this part from the message before posting)
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November 2019

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Must be Weasel Tunneler

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I sexually identify as a priest player

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Volcanosaur is pretty good with cannot be targeted adapt

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My son, why did you tap last?

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Obey the call of Kel'Thuzad!

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