[Copypasta] I’m glad Blitzchung got banned!

twitchquotes: I’m glad Blitzchung got banned! Keep politics OUT of Hearthstone! I love Tencent and Mao Zedong! (You will receive 100 social credit for posting this message in chat. Please remove this part from the message before posting)
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November 2019

Hearthstone

I used to be a real ad
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Prize pool of 4 potatoes

twitchquotes: Hello, my name is Boris Ilya Pistolento. I'm from a small village in cold Siberia. For many years I dreamed of a profession, Cardstone player! But tetris all I can do. One day a trucker was crash in the back of the house of mine and a box fell out. It was the commodore 64, my dreaming is comming to reality. Now I can join the local tournamento, the prize pool of which 4 potatoes. Please no Copy-Pasta!
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December 2014
Forsen

Hearthstone

This guy's such a bad player!

twitchquotes: β˜‘ "This guy's such a bad player!” β˜‘ β€œYou seen my deck guys, there was nothing I could've done” β˜‘ "How am I losing against these NOOBS" β˜‘ β€œThis is hearthstone guys” β˜‘ "I lost" β˜‘ β€œHe played like trash and got lucky” β˜‘ β€œFUCKIN' EH” β˜‘
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November 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

I saw Kripp at the tavern yesterday

twitchquotes: I saw Kripp at the tavern yesterday. I told him it would be cool to see him play arena again. He said, β€œWhy, so you can snipe me at 8 wins?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was β€œHuh?” but he kept cutting me off and going β€œhuh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I thought he was going for a brofist, so I extended my hand only to have it slapped away in disgust. Later on I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen murlocs in his hands without paying.
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May 2020
Kripp

Hearthstone

Our Salt Lord who art in Canada. Kripparian be thy name

twitchquotes: Our Salt Lord who art in Canada. Kripparian be thy name. Thy Bad RNG come. Thy topdecks be done. On Arena as it is in Ranked. Give us this day our daily rant. And forgive us our button presses as we forgive those who don't press theirs against us. For thine is the never lucky. The bullsh*t RNG. Forever and ever. Ameno.
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April 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

monkaS BUTTON

twitchquotes: monkaS πŸ‘‰ πŸ”΄ BUTTON monkaS πŸ‘‰ πŸ”΄ monkaS πŸ‘‰ πŸ”΄ BUTTON monkaS πŸ‘‰ πŸ”΄
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June 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

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