[Copypasta] Everything changed when the Hearthstone nation attacked

twitchquotes: Diablo. PoE. WoW. GW2. Long ago,the four games lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Hearthstone nation attacked. Only Kripp, master of no life gaming, could stop them, but when the world needed him the most, he played ResidentSleeper stone.
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September 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

I used to be a real ad
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twitchquotes: Woah, is this The Elder Scrolls: Legendsā„¢? PogChamp I love this game! (Paid viewer from the TES:Lā„¢ Developers)
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Hi Kripp, this is Pogoā€™s mom

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, this is Pogoā€™s mom. I noticed you havenā€™t been picking my son for your team in gym class. Pogo has been having a really tough time since his dad and I split up, and it doesnā€™t make it easy on him when you reroll and say, "Weā€™re never taking Pogo". I think you should take a hard look at yourself in the mirror and think how it would feel if someone said that about you. Pogo has mech synergy and can be combined into one big Pogo if you have 3! Why donā€™t you try being a bit more inclusive?
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twitchquotes: One day there was Man. He wake up in night time like 3 or 4 am in the morning, Much sweat from nightmare of skeletons!! He turns on his computer and waited for the screen to load. "I will watch Kripparrian to calm my fears" he Mumbled. As he click the URL the stream loads... but there is only skeletons... Plz no creepy pasta this spooky story
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John "D" Dos, inventor of the DDOS

twitchquotes: Greetings Kripp, it is I, John "D" Dos, inventor of the DDOS. It has come to my attention that children are using my invention for malicious reasons. Please send me your address, phone number, credit card and social security numbers so I can help you fix this problem.
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