[Copypasta] Everything changed when the Hearthstone nation attacked

twitchquotes: Diablo. PoE. WoW. GW2. Long ago,the four games lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Hearthstone nation attacked. Only Kripp, master of no life gaming, could stop them, but when the world needed him the most, he played ResidentSleeper stone.
twitch chat
September 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

I used to be a real ad
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Kripp tenderly slid back the wrapper of the card pack

twitchquotes: Kripp tenderly slid back the wrapper of the card pack. His fingers were soft and smelled faintly of cucumber. He slowly pulled out the card, caressing it with his fingers. "I didn't expect it to be so big", he said as he looked at the 7/7 stats. "And only 4 mana?" he said and moaned softly.
twitch chat
July 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

THE NEXUS NEEDS YOU KRIPP!

twitchquotes: THE NEXUS NEEDS YOU KRIPP! PLAY HEROES OF THE STORM TODAY! ($5.00 Blizzard Balance will be credited to your Blizzard Account upon successful delivery of promotional message. Please remove this part before pasting.)
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May 2017
Kripp

sellout

This guy's deck is average

twitchquotes: β˜‘ β€œThis guy's deck is average” β˜‘ β€œMy deck wins about half of the time against a deck like that” β˜‘ "He played precisely those two cards" β˜‘ β€œHe topdecked a mediocre card for a mediocre turn” β˜‘ "He had several cards" β˜‘ β€œThere were multiple options open to me” β˜‘ β€œI played that"
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

A casual player like yourself might get injured!

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, Mike Morhaime, President of Blizzard Entertainment here. I notice you're playing one of our older games. I have to warn you, the games we made in that era weren't casual-friendly. A casual player like yourself might get injured!
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

When well met, my eye automatically go to the paladin

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March 2014
Kripp
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