[Copypasta] hello my name is Carlos i from Turkmenistan

twitchquotes: hello my name is Carlos i from Turkmenistan. I watch master Q.T.PIE stream everytiem. i have no arm or leg so i playing with my huge !@#$%. I quit my job at the teemo mushroom factori to becom pro player. I go from bronze IV to gold IX in six monts. pls no
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November 2014
imaqtpie
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Dear Michael: This is the Meta Police

twitchquotes: Dear Michael: This is the Meta Police. You are in violation of Penal Code 420: Not Playing The Meta. You are hereby sentenced to 69 years in jail with Scarra and Dyrone.
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October 2014
imaqtpie

โ™ฟ IMAQTPIE COMING THROUGH โ™ฟ

twitchquotes: โ™ฟ IMAQTPIE COMING THROUGH โ™ฟ
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August 2017
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Ingrid Newkirk, leader of the largest animal rights group

twitchquotes: Ingrid Newkirk here,leader of the largest animal rights group,PETA.How DARE you soil that innocent dog's ears with the word "weiner" and "Dolly"?That's like excessively cursing at a newborn.The cops should be there soon.Bye.
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November 2014
imaqtpie

SPAM THIS BANANA TO HELP MICHAEL SANTANA

twitchquotes: SPAM ๐ŸŒ THIS ๐ŸŒ BANANA ๐ŸŒ TO ๐ŸŒ HELP ๐ŸŒ MICHAEL ๐ŸŒ SANTANA
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November 2018
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Imaqtpie is becoming... mainstream & idk how to feel

twitchquotes: Imaqtpie is becoming... mainstream & idk how to feel. remember when people asked who your favorite streamer was and u had to say "imaqtpie idk if you know who that is though"
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May 2019
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