twitchquotes:Hello this is Jeff Bezos, CEO of Amazon™. As many of you know, we have recently bought over "Twitch tv". Users must now buy 'Emotes' such as " ", " " and " ". If users proceed to use these emotes without buying and owning them, we will have to, not only remove the account of the user but also, shut down the stream we have evidence that is has been used in. Thank you, do not copy and paste this. This is business, kid.
Hello this is Jeff Bezos, CEO of Amazon™. As many of you know, we have recently bought over "Twitch tv". Users must now buy 'Emotes' such as " Kappa ", " Kreygasm " and " FrankerZ ". If users proceed to use these emotes without buying and owning them, we will have to, not only remove the account of the user but also, shut down the stream we have evidence that is has been used in. Thank you, do not copy and paste this. This is business, kid.
Michael Santano, you are a big SELLOUT
twitchquotes:Hello Micheal Santano,this is President Obama,just wanted to tell you,you are a big S E L L O U T,I used to raise my donger to you sir but no longer,do not copy this post or I will NSA your butt.
Hello Micheal Santano,this is President Obama,just wanted to tell you,you are a big S E L L O U T,I used to raise my donger to you sir but no longer,do not copy this post or I will NSA your butt.
Qtpie's doctor messages Qtpie about his donger cream needs
twitchquotes:Hello Qtpie, it's your doctor, DR. Dong calling about your donger cream needs, you havn't picked up your prescription in quite a while and we are worried your donger may be dry and crusty
Hello Qtpie, it's your doctor, DR. Dong calling about your donger cream needs, you havn't picked up your prescription in quite a while and we are worried your donger may be dry and crusty
ResidentSleeper I'm so fucking strong right now
twitchquotes: I'm so fucking strong right now I really want to fight this Wait that actually killed me? Holy shit I played that so bad
ResidentSleeper I'm so fucking strong right now ResidentSleeper I really want to fight this ResidentSleeper Wait that actually killed me? ResidentSleeper Holy shit I played that so bad ResidentSleeper
Aspirations and dreams
twitchquotes:Press 1 if you once had aspirations and dreams but have now given up all hope and devolved into mindless shitposting.