[Copypasta] Hospitalised from QTPie with Scarra stream

twitchquotes: Hey QTpie, my name is Steve. I am typing this message to you in hope it gets exposure. I am typing this from hospital. Unfortunately I had to go here after watching your QTPie with Scarra stream. Turns out having an e******n for more than 4 hours is a medical emergency.
twitch chat
January 2015
imaqtpie
What happened to this ad? :(
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twitchquotes: Last Saturday, I found Imaqtpie wet and unconscious on a beach. I quickly asked a lifeguard to watch over him while I get help. The lifeguard walks away muttering that he "doesnt watch washed up streamers".
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YOU DIRTY SELLOUT

twitchquotes: Hi qtpie, my name is Dave, and I work at YOU DIRTY SELLOUT. We at the YOU DIRTY SELLOUT team are huge fans, and we would be willing to come to a large cash agreement if you engage in SELLOUT activities on stream. Look forward to it.
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sellout

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