[Copypasta] I beat Kripp once, but my deck was insane

twitchquotes: I beat Kripp once, but my deck was insane, I topdecked the exact cards I needed for lethal, actually Kripp played it perfectly, there was nothing he could do, it was such a joke.
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November 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

I used to be a real ad
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This AI's hero power is CRAZY!

twitchquotes: β˜‘ β€œThis AI's hero power is CRAZY!” β˜‘ β€œMy deck can't win against a hero power like that” β˜‘ "He NEEDED precisely those 4/4s to win" β˜‘ β€œHe hero powered the only card that could beat me” β˜‘ "He had the perfect hero power" β˜‘ β€œThere was nothing I could do” β˜‘ β€œI played that perfectly"
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July 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

Dear Kripp, This is Twitch CEO Dick McPeenballs

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November 2014
Kripp

Ram Ranch Hearthstone

twitchquotes: Jebaited 22 Murlocs in the PJSalt at Tavern Brawl! Big hard mind blasts wanting to be RENOUNCED! 22 Armorsmiths wanting to be pinged! Holy Novas in the PJSalt at Tavern Brawl! On their haHAA wanting to topdeck Krippo salt! Tavern Brawl really rocks! Jebaited
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October 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

Anything to get inside Kripp

twitchquotes: I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Kripp. That perfect, scrawny body. That shining forehead. The receding hairline of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I’ll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have nothing happen because he's a man. I’d do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get inside Kripp. A N Y T H I N G.
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February 2019
Kripp

Tuck me

twitchquotes: Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β° γ€€γ€€ γ€€γ€€ γ€€ γ€€ γ€€ Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β° γ€€ γ€€γ€€ γ€€γ€€tuck me γ€€γ€€γ€€ γ€€ γ€€γ€€ γ€€ γ€€ γ€€ Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β° γ€€ γ€€γ€€ γ€€γ€€ γ€€ γ€€ γ€€ Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°
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January 2015
Kripp
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