[Copypasta] I beat Kripp once, but my deck was insane

twitchquotes: I beat Kripp once, but my deck was insane, I topdecked the exact cards I needed for lethal, actually Kripp played it perfectly, there was nothing he could do, it was such a joke.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

I used to be a real ad
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Kripp doesn't topdeck, cards just manifest in his hand

twitchquotes: Stop it guys, Kripp doesn't topdeck cards, they just manifest in his hand, only his opponents draw from the top of their decks Kappa
twitch chat
February 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

I鈥檒l be in Rania鈥檚 chat from now on

twitchquotes: If you need me, I鈥檒l be in Rania鈥檚 chat from now on. You may not know this but I actually do watch her streams after yours are over. And I鈥檝e been a 6 month subscriber as well... I donated her $30 the other day and said her outfit looked cute - she said I鈥檓 a sweetheart. Things are looking up for me (and down for you). This is where I bid farewell to you, have fun being a salty balding vegan.
twitch chat
August 2018
Kripp

Simps

袪校小小袣袠袡 袠袥袠 袘校袧孝

twitchquotes: 銉洁技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉斤緣 袪校小小袣袠袡 袠袥袠 袘校袧孝 銉洁技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉斤緣
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Spam is a brand of several canned precooked meat products

twitchquotes: Spam is a brand of several canned precooked meat products made by the Hormel Foods Corporation. It was first introduced in 1937 and gained popularity worldwide after its use during World War 2
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Hi Kripp, this is Pogo鈥檚 mom

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, this is Pogo鈥檚 mom. I noticed you haven鈥檛 been picking my son for your team in gym class. Pogo has been having a really tough time since his dad and I split up, and it doesn鈥檛 make it easy on him when you reroll and say, "We鈥檙e never taking Pogo". I think you should take a hard look at yourself in the mirror and think how it would feel if someone said that about you. Pogo has mech synergy and can be combined into one big Pogo if you have 3! Why don鈥檛 you try being a bit more inclusive?
twitch chat
February 2020
Kripp

Hearthstone

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